Signs you take to mean you don't spend enough money on records even though any half-normal person would go 'wuh?'

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1. You feel a sham for never even having considered the possibility that Jacques Brel was born in Belgium.

― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

2. You own only two Kompakt compilations.

― Snnap Dragon (snnap dragon), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

3. It bothers you that you only have the album version of Red Hot Car

― Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

4. and you're missing 400% dynamite too...

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You look in the toilet bowl before flushing to see if a CD came out of your ass, then frown when you don't see one.

― maxie b., Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"b-b-but, how can i properly and fully assess progression and make stylistic comparisms in pop music if i don't buy CDs by Blind Lemon Jefferson, the Holy Modal Rounders, Dolly Parton, Manu Chao, the Cramps, Deacon Blue, the Commodores, Marty Wilde, Husker Du AND Manassas all in the same week?!!

― omg, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

it must be said that this is the most on-point thread ever

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you havent got out cd shopping today (NB this works every single day of the year!).

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You are capable of picking out 12 CDs in 10 minutes at a record store, but only buy half of them in an effort to restrain yourself. Meanwhile the person you are with can't find anything.

― Debito (Debito), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

And here I was feeling so glad cause I put down that Dr Who soundtrack cd right before Christmas. I'll probably never see it again. It didn't even have Doctoring the Tardis.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"it might be gone next time i come in"
"it's only $x.. if i bought it anywhere else, it would be $x+y"

― ian johns0n, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You have leftover space in your music storage system of choice, and feel bad because this means you're not the collector you thought you were. Even though that storage system takes up a whole wall [or room].

You feel obligated to make a purchase at a record shop, because the clerk recognised you. This happened because you have a habit of showing up randomly to idly paw through the used bin without buying anything.

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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