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Taking Sides: Holly Valance's breasts Vs Shakira's bum

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Well? Both truely perfect by any standards but which is that bit more illustrious? I'll go with Holly, naturally, though it's close.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is a hard one (geddit?)

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you post thread like this without providing photographs for purpose of comparison?

― boldbury, Thursday, 8 January 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

twenty-one years pass...

Holly Rachel Candy, known professionally as Holly Valance, is an Australian and British actress, singer, model, and a right-wing political activist.

― Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 01:05 (one year ago)

If this were really "taking sides" we should have been asked to choose between left and right

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 02:06 (one year ago)

great revive

― a wealthy sausage tycoon (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 06:49 (one year ago)

ffs

― imago, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 07:21 (one year ago)

Clearing out today and I found my CD single of "Kiss Kiss" which comes with a Jah Wobble remix (!) and also has the Enhanced CD-ROM feature so you can watch the video. Imagine trying to explain this today: "you couldn't watch videos on any device at any time, so if you wanted to see an 18 yr old soapstar giving side-boob with strategically placed lighting you would need to buy the single"

― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 16:42 (one year ago)

wow we haven't seen a c-man thread around here in years. i always imagined like an oasis-ified austin powers .. with horse teeth ofc.

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 16:46 (one year ago)

Taking Sides: Holly Valance's breasts vs Jah Wobble's chopper

― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 17:04 (one year ago)

start of this thread stinks like lynx

― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 17:07 (one year ago)

C-man probably produced a lot of c-men while browsing Loaded.

― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 17:40 (one year ago)

which bird has your favorite bristols on bosom manor

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 17:46 (one year ago)

bring back knockers on the box

― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 17:49 (one year ago)

my CD single of "Kiss Kiss" which comes with a Jah Wobble remix

lol wtf, revive fully justified

― nashwan, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 18:47 (one year ago)

Jah Wobblers, know what I mean, eh? Phwoarrrr. Eh?

― Posts That Witness Madness (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 19:38 (one year ago)

Last time I saw his name was on some articles for one of the mainstream Movie magazines

― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 19:42 (one year ago)

so what did Jah Wobble think of the new Mission Impossible

― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 19:52 (one year ago)

This prompted me to google "jah wobble mission impossible" on the off chance he actually has mentioned the film in a recent interview... and I learn that he also remixed "Night Nurse" for Sly and Robbie and Simply Red:
https://www.discogs.com/master/344770-Sly-And-Robbie-Feat-Simply-Red-Night-Nurse

So technically that's Sly and Robbie featuring Simply Red's Mick Hucknall featuring Jah Wobble. It sounds a bit like "Towers of Dub" by The Orb and would benefit enormously from not having Mick Hucknall on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Z6NpdNYGE

The Mission Impossible connection? Sly and Robbie did a cover of the Mission Impossible theme. It's not very good. You know, I've spent the last twenty years saying "Keith Levine". It's Levene. Keith Levene.

If there's ever a man who could feasibly call his autobiography Levene: On a Jet Plane, it's Keith Levene. If the autobiography was dictated while on a jet plane, for example. EDIT: Fuck, he died.

― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 20:29 (one year ago)

Levene this earth too soon

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 20:36 (one year ago)

I obviously was meaning c-man

But let the lols continue...

― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 22:06 (one year ago)

Wow! I put in his real name, and it got converted to c-man!

― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 22:07 (one year ago)

Yeah our boy is in the boutique blu ray market these days.

― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 22:08 (one year ago)

He's well known in horror circles and doesn't want his in-laws to find out about his ilx indiscretions apparently.

― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 22 July 2025 22:27 (one year ago)

A smart decision on his part.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 July 2025 22:47 (one year ago)


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