Would Shakira be a good lapdancer?

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Cos that gyrating butt would surely bring in the cash. Maybe an idea for a second job?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

What?! You guys telling me this NEVER crossed your minds?

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira is so not hot that it isn't even funny.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, if Shakira offered to gyrate her perfectly pert behind in your face I'd fist myself if you would say no.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my, there's a challenge if ever there was one...

― Darcus How? (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 January 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira the brunette was hot. Shakira the blonde does nothing for me. Though "Objection (Tango)" is one of her best songs.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Friday, 16 January 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

this is really fairly sexist.

― andrew s, Friday, 16 January 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a shame anybody bothered replying to it at all really.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 January 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Explain why this is sexist. Go on, just try and explain to me why pointing out that a hot girl - who CHOOSES to gyrate her ass and present herself in a sexy manner to sell her records - is sexist.

Most ludicrious comment ever.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 January 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

who said that wasn't sexist too. what exactly is the point of this thread if not to receive 'ludicrious' comments? how do i please you? i'm not telling you to go away, if that's all you're after.

― andrew s, Friday, 16 January 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Most ludicrious comment ever.

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/thoa048.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Would I rather have a lap-dance from the kettle or the pot? The kettle has rounder curves, so: kettle.

― wuperetta@earthlink.net, Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Most Ludacris comment ever.

― omg, Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Puns? Please, no. Lewd-a-cris

― wuperetta, Saturday, 17 January 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey we were talking about Shakira's ass here lets get back on topic.

For the record, even my wife thinks she would be a great lapdancer.

― hector (hector), Saturday, 17 January 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Thoughts of lap dancing correlate directly with vivisection you know - every time you think about a lap dance, a defenseless puppy in Bristol gets 30,000 volts

just fyi

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Shakira the brunette was hot. Shakira the blonde does nothing for me.

phil OTM!

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously dude, she's heartbroken.

― omg, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, she's like what, 4'6" and 63 lbs? I think that would be the perfect lap-dancer because if some shit went down in the club w/ gunfire and shit and she was lap-dancing you, you would have no problem throwing her ass offa you while you duck for cover.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

She really wanted to make it with you.

― omg, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

She should have asked you first, right?

― omg, Saturday, 17 January 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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