9. bun b - platinum and diamonds in a standard formation but-- it spells out TRILL when he closes his mouth.
8. trick daddy - i wasn't feeling trick's grill for a long time-- even obscure cash money that didn't go platinum had already upgraded to platinum. until someone put me up on its cleverness and elegance and everything else. it's not my favorite grill of all time, still at number eight, but there is something special about it that isn't immediately apparent.
7. ("mouth glassy, looking like i swallowed a mirror / brush my teeth with windex to see my ice more clearer.") he's got a twenty thousand dollar grill (unless he got a discount from his partner) and he drives a four year old mazda. but he's got a mouthful of beautiful grill.
6. juicy j - recently upgraded, i think, from a modest platinum grill to a full-on diamonds n ya face piece. and fangs! (because he worships satan).
5. lil flip - "what you thinking about for your grill this time? i done done a lot of gold and all these niggas got gold, let's go ahead and switch you up, know what i'm saying? you my best customer, let's go platinum."
"c'mon man, let's do it, let's do it. i've gotta do something that ain't nobody got in houston."
"now, hold on, let me tell you this before you go ahead and start, platinum is going to be at least five times as much as gold."
"pff--haha. i can do that! man, I'm a ceo. alright, let me see. . . i want Marqueses and trillion cuts, i want my name at the bottom, just hook me up."
he's switched it up since the leprechaun. he's got that crushed glass look now, invisible sets (like, you can't see the platinum on the main teeth, the sets are invisible so it just looks like pure ice).
4. paul wall - this guy is the grill architect. he's done ball players, rappers, various rich people. he advertises on his mixtapes ("if you tryna get an iced out grill in ya mouth call . . .")-- so, you know he's got something nice in his mouth. he switches it up every six months or so. right now it's red gold, invisible sets, different diamond patterns on every tooth but still symmetrical. (even though he's #4 in grills, he's #1 in grill rhymes: "look out! i got a snowstorm on every tooth." "they think i work for kellogs! mouth full of frosted flakes.")
3. baby - i really don't know if he should be number one or two or what. the top three shifts is all pretty close. he's got a beautiful grill. platinum all across the front and bottom and each tooth with a huge diamond set into the centre of it. (check the cash money furs spread in the source with ludacris on the cover. he's got a coca-cola mink on and his mouth open and he looks like such an evil old gangster. the same picture is in the new one in the year-end wrap-up, too, but too small to get the full effect.)
2. lil jon - yeah, straight ice. a wedding ring on every tooth, very orderly, beautifully arranged. and his mouth is always open, too, which is very important. (david banner and t.i. both have paul wall grills that cost 30k but they never have them in their mouths or never open their mouths properly. if you spend that much on your teeth, open your mouth.)
1. mike jones!! - kind of obscure choice for number one but he's got the best grill i've seen in a while. it's very simple, not super expensive. it's just got a great look to it.
http://whomikejones.com/images/mj08.jpg
he gets his picture shown.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)
there's the lew hawk grill i was talking about. the grill paul wall's got in the picture is several updates old.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)
that's a newer paul wall one and david banner un-iced and cham mean muggin.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.thug.com/images/vid5.jpg
trick's grill. not a good picture. usually it has kind of a dirty, not very shiny look to it. it almost looks like it's molten gold sometimes.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)
i sort of agree about paul wall. he always looks sort of like he's kidding, always smiling all goofy or barring his teeth, like when someone buys a cheap honda civic and lets their friends put fake racing stripes on it as a joke, if you know what i mean.
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Le Coq, Monday, 2 February 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― $$, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)
who is that beside him?
― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― $$, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f599/f59989zglpm.jpg
it's a concept album about corrupt cops??
― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)
bitch, don't hate me--hate the bank--or snatch the gs that i takeor hate my shiny [grill] and big-ass rims i rotate
― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)
but ya'll don't here me, though...'til i'm rollin' down my window and my grilly show
― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)
keeps the cristal cold
― William Wiggins, Thursday, 18 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eboni Shade Johnson, Thursday, 25 March 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― so damn throwed, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago)
Is imitating Jaws from James Bond the new in thing to do by black people who talk quickly over music they didn't write?
My favourite grill is the mixed grill at Curry's Family Hotel on Wellington St. Collingwood - It's called the 'Confused Gorilla' (geddit?).
― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)
― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)
― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)
― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)
― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)
― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)
either those spinner teeth are motorized or you have keep flicking them with your finger. stupid! and awesome!
― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)
― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
white people suckI know this to be truefrom half whites to spic-whitesto half christian jewsthey teeth gots no goldthey pants aint on sagthey pay they bills and shitand rock that T-Bagwhite people suckexcept for our motherswho boned our daddiesand made these crazy half breed brotherswho # posted by ICEGORILLA : 6:07 AM
― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
― uknown, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago)
― bn, Thursday, 11 August 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Voodoo Child, Thursday, 11 August 2005 06:48 (nineteen years ago)
so what do you make of the grill he puts on in the 'stay fly' video? i think its just plain yellow gold?
― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 09:24 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.bigbrother2003.fsnet.co.uk/goldie%20teeth.jpg
― burna (burna), Thursday, 11 August 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Cliftonb, Monday, 16 January 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/fatjoeee.jpg
― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
he looks like a 3 yr old w/a drawn on mustache wearing his older brother's hat
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/1480021154_38a3042562.jpg?v=0
― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)
*big shrug, eye bug*
-- Le Coq, Monday, February 2, 2004 5:27 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
lol
― deej, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:19 (seventeen years ago)
white people suck I know this to be true from half whites to spic-whites to half christian jews they teeth gots no gold they pants aint on sag they pay they bills and shit and rock that T-Bag white people suck except for our mothers who boned our daddies and made these crazy half breed brothers who
# posted by ICEGORILLA : 6:07 AM
― and what, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.luxist.com/2009/03/31/estate-buyer-wants-your-grills/
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 2 April 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.laurenkalman.com/art/Devices_for_Filling.html
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 20:00 (nine years ago)