TOP 10 GRILLS (FINAL DECISION)

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10. lew hawk - sort of a rare combination of gold and diamonds. once you have enough money for diamonds, you should probably upgrade to platinum. but lew hawk makes it work. unique and beautiful.

9. bun b - platinum and diamonds in a standard formation but-- it spells out TRILL when he closes his mouth.

8. trick daddy - i wasn't feeling trick's grill for a long time-- even obscure cash money that didn't go platinum had already upgraded to platinum. until someone put me up on its cleverness and elegance and everything else. it's not my favorite grill of all time, still at number eight, but there is something special about it that isn't immediately apparent.

7. ("mouth glassy, looking like i swallowed a mirror / brush my teeth with windex to see my ice more clearer.") he's got a twenty thousand dollar grill (unless he got a discount from his partner) and he drives a four year old mazda. but he's got a mouthful of beautiful grill.

6. juicy j - recently upgraded, i think, from a modest platinum grill to a full-on diamonds n ya face piece. and fangs! (because he worships satan).

5. lil flip - "what you thinking about for your grill this time? i done done a lot of gold and all these niggas got gold, let's go ahead and switch you up, know what i'm saying? you my best customer, let's go platinum."

"c'mon man, let's do it, let's do it. i've gotta do something that ain't nobody got in houston."

"now, hold on, let me tell you this before you go ahead and start, platinum is going to be at least five times as much as gold."

"pff--haha. i can do that! man, I'm a ceo. alright, let me see. . . i want Marqueses and trillion cuts, i want my name at the bottom, just hook me up."

he's switched it up since the leprechaun. he's got that crushed glass look now, invisible sets (like, you can't see the platinum on the main teeth, the sets are invisible so it just looks like pure ice).

4. paul wall - this guy is the grill architect. he's done ball players, rappers, various rich people. he advertises on his mixtapes ("if you tryna get an iced out grill in ya mouth call . . .")-- so, you know he's got something nice in his mouth. he switches it up every six months or so. right now it's red gold, invisible sets, different diamond patterns on every tooth but still symmetrical. (even though he's #4 in grills, he's #1 in grill rhymes: "look out! i got a snowstorm on every tooth." "they think i work for kellogs! mouth full of frosted flakes.")

3. baby - i really don't know if he should be number one or two or what. the top three shifts is all pretty close. he's got a beautiful grill. platinum all across the front and bottom and each tooth with a huge diamond set into the centre of it. (check the cash money furs spread in the source with ludacris on the cover. he's got a coca-cola mink on and his mouth open and he looks like such an evil old gangster. the same picture is in the new one in the year-end wrap-up, too, but too small to get the full effect.)

2. lil jon - yeah, straight ice. a wedding ring on every tooth, very orderly, beautifully arranged. and his mouth is always open, too, which is very important. (david banner and t.i. both have paul wall grills that cost 30k but they never have them in their mouths or never open their mouths properly. if you spend that much on your teeth, open your mouth.)

1. mike jones!! - kind of obscure choice for number one but he's got the best grill i've seen in a while. it's very simple, not super expensive. it's just got a great look to it.

http://whomikejones.com/images/mj08.jpg

he gets his picture shown.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chamillionaire.com/images/pictures33.jpg

there's the lew hawk grill i was talking about. the grill paul wall's got in the picture is several updates old.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chamillionaire.com/images/pictures67.jpg

that's a newer paul wall one and david banner un-iced and cham mean muggin.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(i meant something like "obscure cash money guys that didn't go platinum." it looks like i was calling cm obscure.)

http://www.thug.com/images/vid5.jpg

trick's grill. not a good picture. usually it has kind of a dirty, not very shiny look to it. it almost looks like it's molten gold sometimes.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sorry for not having any cool pictures.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

dk im glad you finally listened to me & came around to feeling tricks medieval dirty-ass fronts!! i do have to admit i still dont get paul wall, he lacks the confidence to carry it proper in the pics ive seen (just in m dog and admittedly not too many, but this isnt some white thing bcz predictably i do like cage's cheap, ugly grill). and wheres juve? c 1999 his didnt even need photoshop pen&pixel twizzle and it was pulp fiction suitcase when he talked to ppl

― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

juvenile's don't even look like fronts for some reason. like, they match his teeth too closely. it's hard to describe what i don't like about them. they're just too smooth, not textured at all. they just look like cyborg teeth. and i love diamonds!

i sort of agree about paul wall. he always looks sort of like he's kidding, always smiling all goofy or barring his teeth, like when someone buys a cheap honda civic and lets their friends put fake racing stripes on it as a joke, if you know what i mean.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

he does always have cutting edge and pretty decent stuff in his mouth, though. who do you think had red gold first?

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.meantime-jp.com/JacketPics/JacketT/TrickDaddy/ThugHoliday.jpg
there are some pics that show more of his mouth inside the liner notes (plus the classic SHHHHH! one) but i cant find them online

― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ive still never seen red gold fronts!! do you have a picture?

― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

t.i. has a red gold one but he's hard to google for and i've never actually seen it. the red gold is just used as an accent thing, when you come up on the big money you've got to fill your mouth with diamonds.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

if they hadnt cancelled his show here i wouldve seen it : ( anyway goodnight!!

― $, Monday, 2 February 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa. did you guys run out of hubcaps to talk about?

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 2 February 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hubcaps? Damn, you've got that crazy rap culture all figured out! Like those white people and their crazy lattes! I mean who the heck drinks lattes?!? *big shrug, eye bug*

― Le Coq, Monday, 2 February 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000099Z4G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i just saw banner's for the first time. they played 'crank it up' on rap city and there's a split second screen-filling close-up of what he's got. it looked good.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

paul wall is in the video, too, one of the guys on the white jersey team in the basketball scene. he's in t.i.'s 'rubberband man' video, too.

― cloverlandthug, Monday, 2 February 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

CAGES GRILL--
http://mercury.walagata.com/w/simontrife/cage.jpg

― $$, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it looks clean.

who is that beside him?

― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

camu tau, thats from their group NIGHTHAWKS!!! did u read the lyrics

― $$, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i did read them.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f599/f59989zglpm.jpg

it's a concept album about corrupt cops??

― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.murderdog.com/images/cd5.jpg

bitch, don't hate me--hate the bank--or snatch the gs that i take
or hate my shiny [grill] and big-ass rims i rotate

― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.soultrain.com/stmedia/lilwayne.jpg

but ya'll don't here me, though...
'til i'm rollin' down my window and my grilly show

― cloverlandthug, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/v75/roewititphotos/BUCK1.jpg

keeps the cristal cold

― William Wiggins, Thursday, 18 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What really good

― Eboni Shade Johnson, Thursday, 25 March 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Master p gold grill with diamonds was tite before he bitch up and took it off to be on nickelodeon.

― so damn throwed, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

nigga be a leader not a follower

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

A Bono, not a larry.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7665/50941208.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

"they spinnin'! they spinnin'!"

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck are you all talking about?

Is imitating Jaws from James Bond the new in thing to do by black people who talk quickly over music they didn't write?

My favourite grill is the mixed grill at Curry's Family Hotel on Wellington St. Collingwood - It's called the 'Confused Gorilla' (geddit?).

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

ok wtf sasha your 'ironic' racism is total lame moronic bullshit, shut the fuck up

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)

thats too kind most likely

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 17 June 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)

the white guy in the yankees cap? he looks exactly like private pyle from full metal jacket.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.gadgetstuff.com/images/prod_zoom_center/diamond_tooth_centre_500_40911.jpg

― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

http://governmentnames.blogspot.com/2005/03/top-15-grills-2005-edition-some-niggas.html

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

yalls comments kick ilx's ass

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.triplexgoldteeth.com/spinning_teeth.htm

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

the comments at al's link are damn funny. god bless the random anonymous googler.

either those spinner teeth are motorized or you have keep flicking them with your finger. stupid! and awesome!

― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I didn't even see until I looked up the post to link it here that there are 70-something comments on it. it's by far the best known Gov't Names post, at one point it was listed in tiny type in a big list of links on Collegehumor.com and for a few days we got like 50 times the # of hits we usually do.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

this one is my favorite:

white people suck
I know this to be true
from half whites to spic-whites
to half christian jews
they teeth gots no gold
they pants aint on sag
they pay they bills and shit
and rock that T-Bag
white people suck
except for our mothers
who boned our daddies
and made these crazy half breed brothers
who

# posted by ICEGORILLA : 6:07 AM

― Amon (eman), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

hey was up i was wondering can you can tell me puahis grill cause im thinking about getting one

― uknown, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

fuck off with that corny ass "noize" bullshit

― bn, Thursday, 11 August 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dyestat.com/donna/02jan-newbalance/mike%20jones.jpg
"Mike Jones!, What's My Name? Mike Jones!"

― Voodoo Child, Thursday, 11 August 2005 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

6. juicy j - recently upgraded, i think, from a modest platinum grill to a full-on diamonds n ya face piece. and fangs! (because he worships satan).

so what do you make of the grill he puts on in the 'stay fly' video? i think its just plain yellow gold?

― jeremy jordan (cruisy), Thursday, 11 August 2005 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

How could a board with so many U.K. folks forget the grill on this o.g. jungle dj.

http://www.bigbrother2003.fsnet.co.uk/goldie%20teeth.jpg

― burna (burna), Thursday, 11 August 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

KHUJO, you forgetful motherfuckers.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

― Cliftonb, Monday, 16 January 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/fatjoeee.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

he looks like a 3 yr old w/a drawn on mustache wearing his older brother's hat

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/1480021154_38a3042562.jpg?v=0

― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

*big shrug, eye bug*

-- Le Coq, Monday, February 2, 2004 5:27 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― deej, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:19 (seventeen years ago)

# posted by ICEGORILLA : 6:07 AM

― and what, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.luxist.com/2009/03/31/estate-buyer-wants-your-grills/

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 2 April 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.laurenkalman.com/art/Devices_for_Filling.html

― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 20:00 (nine years ago)

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