Kobe Teeth vs. Dill Scallion vs. Toby Keith

Kobe Teeth's "WMD Program-Related Activities"

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Dill Scallion's "You Shared You"

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Toby Keith's Super Bowl Superstar Jam of the dumbbell boogie, "A Little Less Talk."

Dill Scallion/Sheryl Crow! Teeth's song simply isn't long enough. Keith's jam had too many people playing Les Paul's -- Nugent, Sammy Hagar -- doing the same endless blooz solo. No credit for Joe Perry or the dude from Run-DMC, either.