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Someone convinced me that I should write to this one magazine asking for work. I did. No one responded - unsurprisingly because I come off like a SPAZ-A-TRON in email. THEN LAST NIGHT I GOT A PACKAGE. It was marked with the EDITOR OF THAT MAGAZINES name but addressed to me. HA HA. It was full, FULL of CRASS stuff. I wrote to the editor and told him that I had his package. HOW FLIPPING WEIRD IS THAT? No one responded of course. It was decided that I WAS NOW CREEPY by my grillfriend!

― Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

AND I'VE GOT MY BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY FRIEND SORTED OUT! WHAT A GREAT MARVELLOUS DAY FOR ME!

― Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you sure you wrote to the right address? Maybe it was someone else who's fed up to the lugholes of having spazotrons write in to him?

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH, I AM PROBABLY A BAD DEMON-GRAPHIC FOR THE MAGAZINE ANYHOO!

― Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm pretty sure that it was the same dude. I don't mind. I WAS BEING THOUGHTFUL. But they probably got SUSPICIOUS. At least my conscious is clear when I give the stuff to my CRASS-LOVING FRIEND!

― Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It was just really odd-timing, y'know? Like WTF DUDE I just wrote to the editor of the magazine and then the bigshot's package arrives at my door the next evening. THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK OR SOMETHING! But hey it is WEIRD. And its a good small talk story.

― Jimmy the Saint (Jimmy the Saint), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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