I haven't been on this board for very long, so I'll ask: is Geir Hongro taking the piss?

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Generally? Is this person for real? I have my doubts, you see, and I was wondering if anyone knew why he says such consistantly stupid things...

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He's real in the ghetto sense.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What does "in the ghetto sense" mean?

Also, I wouldn't use black slang in reference to him. He wouldn't like that at ALL.

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

He's been doing this to our knowledge since 1995. If it's a pisstake, then Doomie should be taking lessons from HIM on how to do it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

He's Geir from the block
He aint never gonna stop
He told all you niggaz
He likes melodic pop

― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

he is funny though. on that philly/motown thread he was saying how he believes in "total music". which is fine, if you didn't know his favorite band is Genesis.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future...for one lucky lady.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"He's a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future...for one lucky lady.
-- Spencer Chow"

To the soundtrack of Genesis?

Poor girl...

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Hongro has always been there. He is the melodic fart of God.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, we all like to laugh, but we all know that if Geir had a Bill O'Reilly style talk show, we'd all watch.

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We are currently participants in that talk show.

― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So it's The Truman Show with a better cast.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"better"

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm an egomaniac.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.online.no/~knhongro/Geir/geirsynt.jpg

I'm going to major in Hongrological Studies when I grow up.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

to his own dismay, geir is "keeping it real" to an extent where fitty would have to be shot nine times over to even be in the same league as him. i thought he was a joke - or even a bot - at first, too, but he "is very real", as i believe someone in the lord of the rings says about something evil...

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

talking about someone as if they don't exist etc.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

starting more threads to obsess over this guy etc.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

he is the sole irreplaceable person on this board.

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well, him and alex. for his cover thread brilliance.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm. Are there more Geir threads than cover connections threads by now....?

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

probably. depressing isn't it.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I didn't know did I? Like I said, I'm quite new. I just wanted to know.

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Stupid, you can always use the "Search" function at the bottom of every page. Odds are most topics have been covered - even, yes, including Mr. Hongro.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir, now that you're here, let's settle this, officially. Are you taking the piss?
I mean, you must get a kick out of how bent out of shape some people get over your singular notions. I would.
I'm not suggesting that you're a fabrication, but do you, y'know, maybe add a little extra sometimes because you know it'll make someone's head spin?

― Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I am not taking the piss. But seeing great bands such as Coldplay, Travis, Dodgy or Crowded House being talked about in a derogatory way, backed by an attitude that "of course we all hate them" makes me pissed, and possibly causes me to exaggerate a good bit. I mean, I do like Outkast and also a lot of early 90s G-funk, so it isn't like I automatically hate all rap. But I still feel like defending melodic music, because there is way to little of it in the mainstream these days - at least the kind of melodic music that is written by the artist himself rather than some professional songwriter.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost think i like you now, geir.

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Since this is the ask-Geir-a-straight-question thread - is the GeirHongro on soulseek you?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

geir-funk

(well it had to be said)

― omg, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a GeirHongro on Soulseek? I am GeirHong, but that may be who you mean :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! That is who I mean. THE ONE WITH THE JAY-Z ALBUMS!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Geir is really Trife.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Not any more, I think. But I often download a lot of stuff I am not supposed to like just to listen have heard it :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is turning into an episode of Scooby Doo.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING MENTALISTS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

!!! You're right! They've gone! But I saw them!

You do have a folder called 'funk' including "Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud" though

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ughhhhh! Raggy!

― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

*head explodes*

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the most "un-Geir" stuff I currently have on my HD is "Pre Millenium Tension" by Tricky (like his debut, but really hate that followup). But I have occasionally had some hip-hop stuff in there, that is corrent :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"P.I.M.P."!!!

CHINGY??!!!!

I feel so betrayed.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And the funk directory, yes. I probably still have that one. Used it to burn myself a "history of rock" series of CDs a while back. And thought I'd make a funk one too :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Now this :-) begins to look like a mask

― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

THE WORLD MADE SENSE FIVE MINUTES AGO!!!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

And generally downloading anything that is on the Norwegian Top 20 list regardless of it being crap or not. Again to be certain to have heard it.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Check the "rare and unreleased" and "obscure scandinavian powerpop" directories for more representative stuff :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's too late to backtrack now!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Geir do you have a brother?

― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Judgment at ILXemburg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the best Geir thread ever because the human Geir, who doesn't really think that everybody who likes [insert music Geir doesn't care for here] is wrong, is surfacing. Hurrah!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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You live in a bin?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah mate, in a Mickey, a Cat and....

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel tickety boo after that Mick Jagger but now i'm Hank Marvin

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you want to stick in yer boat then? An Isle an' mash, a nice bit of Lillian... or shall we go for a Bill?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and do you want to scoff it there or shall we just get a Jay Kay?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

A flat? But I hardly know you.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you 'avin' Steffi? You're off your loaf you are pal!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That should be "'avin' a Steffi", obv.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you can't have Bill, it has to be Ruby!

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely Jay Kay is rhyming slang for flat? Or cat, mat or hat, I suppose.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 5 February 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jay Kay strikes me as a poor choice for any rhyme - better than ANdrew WK tho

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 5 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I have actually gone into a pub and asked for a pint of Nelson, for what it's worth.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.aip.de/People/AKhalatyan/images/LogicAnalys.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

Omg THIS was the thread!

― Matt DC, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

whoa wait geir gave a shout out to the disposable heroes of hiphoprisy up there waht

― restorin' my damn eyes (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

I have been saying for years that Geir contains multitudes

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

maybe he hasnt been around lately because he is engrossed in the merzbow box

― restorin' my damn eyes (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

Merzbow as covered by Dodgy

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

DNW

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Geir do you have a brother?
― pete s, Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:42 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Judgment at ILXemburg
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:43 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is the best Geir thread ever because the human Geir, who doesn't really think that everybody who likes [insert music Geir doesn't care for here] is wrong, is surfacing. Hurrah!
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:43 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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errm, wouldn't 'silvery' be 'silvery moon'?
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 5 February 2004 12:09 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I think trying to make it make sense is ultimately futile, mark.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 February 2004 12:10 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Nope, apparently it is officially "silvery spoon"
Even if it doesn't make much eighteen.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 5 February 2004 12:14 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So, we're debatin' Geir, some messages happen, and when we're back we're all doin the Rhymin' slang!

― Mark G, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

so Geir is not banaka then?

― butthurt surfers (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

course he is

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

no, he isn't

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

orchestrated campaign of disinformation designed to confuse non-cult members imo

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

glad to know banaka is actually Geir. that clears everything up, thanks guys.

― oh, winklevoss (crüt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

np crut

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Geir denial isn't gonna get you re-elected, Senator DERE

― committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://suvudu.com/files/suvudumedia/body%20snatchers.jpg

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

talking to banaka is like talking to a computer

― oh, winklevoss (crüt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/dragon_dragon32_box_2.jpg

― Already WSed last summer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah but Geir isn't that much diff... (except for in this thread)

― the production is what saviours her (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

Wrong, talking to Geir is like talking to the wall

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Except the wall doesn't usually talk back, does it?

― I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

"talking to a computer" is a hongroe song btw

― oh, winklevoss (crüt), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

Geir doesn't really talk back either, he just talks

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'd rather listen to Geir than listen to The Wall

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

OTM ^^

― I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

why exactly do we think banaka is Geir?

― committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

be sure to speak clearly, using Level 2 words

― committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

TS: Geir Hongro vs. Pink Floyd's The Wall

― I'm gonna mention ilxor in everyone of my posts until I get dn'd (ilxor), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Geir doesn't really talk back either, he just talks

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Thursday, October 7, 2010 10:54 AM (11 minutes ago)

^^^^ This is the thing, really.

― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

why exactly do we think banaka is Geir?

― committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, October 7, 2010 11:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

be sure to speak clearly, using Level 2 words

― committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, October 7, 2010 11:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^plz answer this question!

― the production is what saviours her (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

I really enjoy Geir's comments, generally because he doesn't pander to anyones expectations and is most likely 100% honest all the time, without fear of judgement. In ILM, that is a very unique presence to have. Maybe someone drew the comparison on another thread, but do Geir's opinions sometimes remind you of Karl Pilkington ?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg

I mean this in an affectionate, not assholeish way btw ;)

― Tim. E "LazRus" Lucas (Prose b4 Hoes...and Big Hoos), Friday, 8 October 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

best geir thread
The Amazing Randy

― buzza, Friday, 8 October 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)

If someone released a book of Geir quotes id buy it

― X-101, Friday, 8 October 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

― yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

From what materials is it crafted?

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, April 21, 2007 1:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

fuckin guy

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 8 October 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

the other day i had the phrase "bitches on my dick 'cos i look like geir hongro" bouncing around in my head all damn day.
too much ILM......

― m0stlyClean, Friday, 8 October 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooool

― yeah ilxor stop throwing dog shit on a MAGICAL moment. (ilxor), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

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