yes, i changed the pitch and tempo and it's not jay's voice. or do you know for a fact and i'm an idiot? if so i'm sorry.
― D Aziz (esquire1983), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)
My name is Hov
My name is Hov
Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis
My name is Hov and it’s always been
’cause I’m the most boring sonsabitch you’ve ever seen
I dress in blue yes navy blue
From head to toe I’m rather drab except my patent shoes
I make ’em shine, well most the time
’cept today my feet are troddin’ on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Hov
My name is Hov, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That’s long for Hov so I’ve been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I’ve got my pride, I drink my wine
I’d drink the finest except I haven’t earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Hov
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)