The Wheelchair Guy/Girl In The Club

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I don't know, but I dig them.

― Le Coq, Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too

― sym (shmuel), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm, no problems here...

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I bring this up because last night I saw a wheelchair guy in cornrows quite displeased with the shoddy, way-too-steep wooden incline the bouncers hastily put on the stairs for him. Instead of getting pissy he just said, "Man, I already got paralyzed once!" Think of this guy next time you're sitting around suicidally crying on a Saturday night because despite all of your protests your dad went and bought you an SUV instead of a Mini.

― Le Coq, Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

...okay...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you were better when you were ramosi

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

No you fucked that up. It's like ooooo.....kaaaaaay? with a lilt at the end, so you can sound like a true dental office receptionist.

― Le Coq, Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

All your threads make me think of Ween.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What's that?

― Le Coq, Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What club was this in anyway? It sounds good.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Bar None. It sucks. The Swollen Members often hang out there, so you know it's not somewhere you want to be seen more than once.

― Le Coq, Saturday, 7 February 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i dig them, too

― tricky disco (disco stu), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I just hate it when "the wheelchair guy", after having too much to drink, gets all uppity with those around him. "WHAT THE FUG'RE YOU LOOKING AT?!" It totally ruins the night.

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but that could be any drunk asshole

― tricky disco (disco stu), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Man, I already got paralyzed once!"

Still, you have to admit that's a pretty cool line. in context, of course.

The only thing that slightly annoys me is when they start spinning the chair around during the set, like they're "dancing". Yo, just come over next to me and be still. I'll even buy you a beer if you stop that nonsense.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It's so cute when they spin around! Then women dance around them. It's great!

― sym (shmuel), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing that slightly annoys me is when they start spinning the chair around during the set, like they're "dancing".

I don't know man. I've seen a lot of people who have legs that work just spin around and call it dancing.

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

S'true, and I think I hate that twirly hippie dance even more.

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, of course. Cause those fuckers actually have a choice between spinning and doing something else.

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know man. I've seen a lot of people who have legs that work just spin around and call it dancing.

Yeah, those fuckers irritate me worse.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 7 February 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm rolling on these wheels
I'm really in the mood today
I am a former scientist, now on wheels
Then I was discouraged by you
You, who never pushed the wheels
You did it to him... and I'm next
Wheel me out.

― Palomino (Palomino), Saturday, 7 February 2004 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Got punched in the face by a wheelchair guy once. Those guys develop pretty strong arms.

― dave q, Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen anyone in a club with a wheelchair before. Maybe because most of the ones I go to are up or down narrow flights of steps and don't have elevators.

― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 7 February 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I once got screamed at by a wheelchair guy for "helping him" (i.e. he was squeezing through front door of apt. bldg and I was behind him so I had the nerve to hold the door open so he and I could both get through a bit quicker), just like David Cross' wheelchair-bound character from Scary Movie 2. I was speechless, and then I realized I'd be riding up in the elevator with this asshole, so I went up the stairs, two at a time, to show off and rub it in.

― Amon (eman), Monday, 18 April 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

The only thing that slightly annoys me is when they start spinning the chair around during the set, like they're "dancing". Yo, just come over next to me and be still. I'll even buy you a beer if you stop that nonsense.

you're just jealous. psh.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 18 April 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.progressiveboink.com/mike/img/bkkidsclub/kidsclub.jpg

oh, you mean THOSE kinds of clubs...

― joseph (joseph), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes me think of the synchronized wheelchair spinning/dancing in the Ludacris "Stand Up" video.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

This thread makes me think of everyone I've ever known in a wheelchair.

― Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

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