C90: Songs that would be inapproptiate to put on a Valentine's Day tape for a significant other

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Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun (If my homies can't get none)
BB King - The Thrill Is Gone

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The worst reception any song I put on my now-wife's mixtapes ever got was "I've Been Tired" by the Pixies. She's not a great Pixies fan but she'd liked "Debaser" and I thought I'd put something else on. Sadly I'd forgotten the "losing my penis to a whore with disease" bit. Oh the follies of youth. I still haven't heard the last of it.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Run for Your Life - The Beatles

― pete s, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If You Don't Wanna Fuck Me Baby, Fuck Off - Wayne/Jayne County & The Electric Chairs.

― mzui, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"You Can Go Fuck Yourself" -- Zoogz Rift
"I Hate You" -- Monks
"I Wanna Destroy You" -- Soft Boys
"I Will Kill You" -- Cannibal Corpse

Planning a break-up this Saturday, Sym?

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a lot of heat from an ex by concluding a mix tape with the MBV remix of "Mogwai Fear Satan" (all 16 minutes of it). She despised it and insisted that I tape over it with something else.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

'permafrost' by Magazine

Anal Cunt to thread, though that's almost too easy

― ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Your pretty face is going to hell - Stooges
Dachau Blues/Pena - Captain Beefheart

― pete s, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Smog- "all your woman things"

I don't know why I have Smog on the brain lately.

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"My mummy's dead" John Lennon

― Patrick Kinghorn, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely Smog'd be 'Dress Sexy At My Funeral'?

Trucks - 'It's Just Porn, Mum'

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

John Mayer - "Your Body is a Wonderland"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

R.E.M. - The One I Love

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

whitehouse "tit pulp"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the mistake once (once) of really liking the beat to the earlyish XTC song "My Weapon" without paying attention to the lyrics. (I mean, you weren't supposed to listen to the lyrics on those records, right.) I put it on a mix-tape, yes.

― caspar (caspar), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Pussy Galore, "Cunt Tease"

― hstencil, Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

suicide "frankie teardrop"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

babes in toyland "handsome and gretel"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Pulp - Seductive Barry

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Apartments - "The Failure of Love is a Brick Wall (You Prayed for Me to Hit It"
Death Cab for Cutie - "Photobooth"
Pernice Brothers - "Our Time Has Passed"
The Aluminum Group - "Tripping Over Boxes"
The Divine Comedy - "The Frog Princess"
Magnetic Fields - "Absolutely Cuckoo" (only sort of, because it's self-deprecating)
and two thanks to a friend:
Karl Hendricks Trio - "The Last Thing You'll Ever Do For Me"
and my fave, Jeannette Katt - "Can I Call You Daddy?" The chorus: "Can I call you 'daddy' when we make love?" to a sugary pop beat.

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Thursday, 12 February 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown - "Fire"

I put this on an imaginary mix tape for a friend whom I didn't want to get married when he did. Bitter much?

― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Eamon - "Fuck It"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Gang Of Four - "Damaged Goods"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

All these songs are great

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Marianne Faithfull - "Why'd ya do what you did"

― Thea, Thursday, 12 February 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

gothic archies "smile: no-one cares how you feel"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick Cave - "By the Time I get to Phoenix". His version's the best for this tape, I feel.

― Thea, Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Under my Thumb - Stones

― pete s, Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

ghostface killah - wildflower

― dsfjk, Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Afghan Whigs - Be Sweet
Mudhoney - You Got It
The Barbarians - Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Frankly, I'm having a hard time thinking of ANY Afghan Whigs or Mudhoney song that would be appropriate for a Valentine's Day tape. "Touch Me, I'm Sick?"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"sister brother"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

why am i so compelled by this thread?

Joan Jett - "Yr a Nag"...which brings me to the Cabaret Voltaire song Nagnagnag...etc etc etc

― Thea, Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun
and of course the suggestion I always make:
John Zorn (Naked City) - TV Eye

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Simon's 50 Ways...

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Spread the Virus" - Cab Voltaire

― Thea, Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the cymbaline "matrimonial fears"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr. Dre "Bitches ain't shit"
2pac "A bitch iz a bitch"
Biggie "Friend of Mine" (ironically, "me and my bitch" would not be a bad valentine's day song)
and I'm sure there's been a few other misogynistic rap songs here and there

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

How 'bout that song by Kelis where she goes: I hate you so much right now. Or any song by Shorty the Pimp. Oh I've got -- "I got hoez in different area codes." I quite genius song by the way.

― Jaromil (Jaromil), Thursday, 12 February 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That Bryan Adams song from that Johnny Depp movie where he sings about how he can see his unborn children in her eyes.

― Josh Timmermann (Josh Timmermann), Thursday, 12 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch I'm gonna kill you -- Eminem
obv

― Jaromil (Jaromil), Thursday, 12 February 2004 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I often serenade my gf w/ "Area Codes". But I'm weird.

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 12 February 2004 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim O'Rourke's "Memory Lane" from _Insignificance_:
"Those holes on your face could be used better ways/
Breathing’s a distraction when you chatter away"

― robotsinlove (mkc), Thursday, 12 February 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this is gross.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 12 February 2004 08:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Wayne County & The Electric Chairs - (If You Don't Wann Fuck Me) Fuck Off
Anti Nowhere League - So What
Gang Of Four - Love Like Anthrax

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The Normal, Warm Leatherette

Most likely inappropriate, anyway

― ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vibrators - Pure Mania

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 12 February 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ten songs to be played in weddings...

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 12 February 2004 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep in the Woods - the Birthday Party

Blabbermouth - the Queers ("I really think you suck, I think you really fucking smell, I hate the gosh darn sight of you...")

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yo Relatives." DJ Assault.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 12 February 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I Kill Children--The Dead Kennedys
Anything by Kansas

― otto, Thursday, 12 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

D.I.V.O.R.C.E

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Roger Waters-era Pink Floyd to thread. Especially anything off The Wall. "The way you made them suffer/ your excuisite wife and mother/ fills me with the urge to deficate"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Old 97's - "W-I-F-E"

"I got my wife, the other women and the whiskey killing me
The first two makes it so that I see red
Third one makes is so that I can't see

If I had half a brain left after this debauchery
I'd give up the other women
And the W-I-F-E."

Rev. Horton Heat - "400 Bucks"

"Remember when you said, 'Honey,
Someday that car is gonna look so good in front of our house.'
BITCH!! I want my 400 dollars!
I want my 400 dollars and I want it now!
Give it to me!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 12 February 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pete s = OTM.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

A special honor to Yankovic's "You Don't Love Me Anymore"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 13 February 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Liar" by the Rollins Band
"I Kill Everything I Fuck" by GG Alin
"There's No Love Between Us Anymore" by Crazyhead (later covered by PWEI)
"This is Not a Love Song" by PiL
"Kingdom of Rain" by The The

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 February 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mind Your Own Business" - Delta 5

― Etta, Friday, 13 February 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Dot Dot Dot Story had a song which had the following lyrics:
"Valentine, Waste my time
Save your paper, save your glue
Pretty, Pretty, Pretty LLLLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE"

― PeterALopez, Friday, 13 February 2004 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The entire SHAT discography.

Dingleberries
Early Morning Hardon
Fuck I Stepped in Shit
Gotta Zit on my Dick
I Fuck my Pillow
I Know She Fucks
It's About Time You Sucked on my Penis
Lick my Balls then my Ass
Nothing Would be Finer then you to Lick your Mom's Vagina

― Chris V (Chris V), Friday, 13 February 2004 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

and i say it once again...

FUCK YOUR FACE by DJ SHITSPITTER (released on crapchute records, if anyone's interested).

i now consider this thread closed

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 13 February 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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