Psycho fan sites

"Investigators in Colorado are looking into allegations that aging pop star David Bowie ordered his tour staff to kill Vincent B. Rain, age 52 of Denver just before Bowie performed at a sold out concert. Authorities say Bowie, aka "Mister Jones", was last seen fleeing to Canada until they caught up with him in Calgary. The gentle and kind publisher was found dying on a sidewalk in front of Denver's Hotel Teatro late Monday afternoon, tears frozen to his face, covered in frozen spit after seven hours waiting in the frigid cold for a return call from Bowie tour people who, witnesses say, refused to even speak with him as they walked by. The Bowie "Reality Tour" had spent two days at the hotel. Witnesses went on to say that Rain was hoping Bowie would indulge him for autographs and a photo. The weapon was right out of Hitchcock. A sharp knife made of brutally cold ice had been plunged into Rain's heart. Rain had written all of the kind critical acclaim about Bowie found inside the fan web site known as BowieLink. "But now he's dead" one bystander mourned, "murdered!" "