The wisdom of armchair chemists: Tussin & Fussin

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How do you make sippin syrup?

"we sipp syruppp ... 2ozhenny / 1shotsyrum (codiene fiends)..."

"...go to the weed house buy a duece and powe it up in some sprite and then get some styrofoam cups wiht ice from sonic and then drink it up..."

"just go hit a up a friend house for some prescription cough syrup. I has codeine in it. If you want get prescription cough syrup and crush up some more pain killers and phenolphthalein in it. I prefer 6 10's in mine drink half the bottle and you will be straight folded. Have fun. Holla back..."

"...mix up some sprite and liquid morphine, codine, tuss, or any cough syrup that has a kick. then sit around and listen to chopped and screwed music from houston. sip sip sippin on the sizurp..."

"...were can i get some codeine for free?"

"...you all are wrong it is cough syrup with codiene, milk of magnesia, rum or vodka, phenolphthalein, and a jolly rancher. it is served in a bottle. straight from da 3 6."

"...4 oz. cough syrup w/codeine..."

"Im from pasadena TX ( sur east houston) ... Lean is cough syrup w/ codeine or codone... DXM is a nice addition but not nessacary... promethazine w/codiene is a fav or mine... mix 2-4 ounces Lean- sprite remix- a shot of vodka(or 2)- a couple grape, strawberry or watermellon jollies, and some sonic ice... drank while screw or spm is bangin in your speakers... BY THE WAY... MILK of mag.???? WTF that will have u on the toilet for days... fucc that!!...."

"Man, I've gotta put in my two cents here. Take it from me - lived in Sharpstown through DJ Screw's finest years. Real drank is Prometh w/ Codeine VC (I don't know what VC is, it's on the bottle), marketed by Alpharma. It's a pint bottle with a white & purple label, often with part of the label torn off (where the pharmacy's sticker once was). If you really wanna lean, nothing less than a deuce (2 oz) will do. And that deuce goes into your styrofoam cup, not a 1,2, or 3-liter. DXM is something completely different. I've robo'dONCE in my life and been sippin' since 1993 - there's a big big difference. Real lean actually tastes sweet like candy and is tasty to sip. DXM comes from Robotussin or elsewhere, tastes like crap, and makes you nauseous easily. Also, promethazine is an antihistamine which suppresses your cough... so you can take a huge shotgun off the sweet, feel like you're gonna die, take a sip, and watch your cough just go away. It's one of my favorite things about prometh. You can only get it through a doctor's connection but be careful..."

"...well all you guys are in the wrong bussiness. i work at a pharmacy [as a minimum wage clerk who steals from the candy aislae] and and i can say there is way better things than promethazine, about the milk of magnesia that is so you wont get constipated off of it because promethazine with codeine gets you constipated. and guess what we get a pint for 8.99, suckers!!!!!"

"4 oz. rum, vodka, any hard alcohol, 1 jolly rancher, phenolphthalein,
crush up some vicodin if desired..."

"...everybody need to listen to oxycotton by lil wyte..not exactly bout sizzurp but the best codeine song ever..."

"...how do ya make syrup again? Do you need a certain kinda of medicine. Plus, I have lots of oxycodones, will those work?"

"man..what the hell are you guys talking about..jesus..cough syrup OTC contains dextromethorphan..thats not the same thing as Promethazine w/ Codeine Syrup..do you even know what opiates are?..well anywho if you get some prescription cough syrup pour an oz or two in some sprite shake and enjoy..as for robo-trippin..drink robo max strenght.. if you like hanging out in closets giggling at clothes.. DXM is for you.. as for the ballas that can afford barre.. keep on with the purple sprite..."

"I CAN TELL YOU BOYS AIN'T FROM H-TOWN, YA'LLAIN'T GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKIN' BOUT. BOTTOM LINE: SYRUP---PROMETHYZINE W/ CODEINE POUR IT IN A SODA OF YOUR CHOICE AND SIP IT. THAT DXM SIPPIN AND ALL THAT IS FLAT OUT WRONG. YA'LLBE SENDIN' BOYS TO THE TOILET WIT' THAT SH*T... DON'T DO IT, GET THA' REAL DEAL... YOU COME TO THA' H WIT' NYQUIL, OR TUSSIN' YOU GONNA GET SLAPPED IN THA' HEAD REAL QUICK."

"MAAAAN hol up! Syurp iz the thoedst drank ever. Keep in mind that an 8 cost &120 and a pint cost 240, Thats a whole heap of money unless yous a balla like me. If you aint from Texas and listen to screw than you wouldnt know how to appreciate the purple drank like i do!!!"

"...man i'm from HOUSTON. where screw and syrup got started. This is how you sip some drank...you go to ya hookup, pick up half a pint, pour it in a 2 liter bottle of some damn sunkist orange, get a white styrofoam cup, put some ice in it, pop in a crunk screw tape like '10' deep or another platinum hit, roll up a blunt, smoke it and sip some drank while jammin to screw..."

"promethazine with codeine is exactly what the name of the cough syrup is. Promethazine is an antihistamine which causes pretty good sedation. If you do not know what codeine is, you are a moron. I guess you could mix it with sprite, but i think it tastes just peachy by itself. If you call your doc and tell him you are having some painful coughing, he will most likely give you this syrup. Every time i have called him because of a cough, this is what he's given me. Have fun!!!"



Five Starcle Men -- World's best syrup band.

George Smith, Friday, 13 February 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
robo fucken trippin to the cubist world of fucked lack of space and distance time no longer near where the little robotussen bottle lays

robo- trippin, Monday, 22 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What's up. I wanted to clear the air regarding the DXM someone mentioned. DextroMethorphanhydrobromide (DMB, not DXM although that's what was meant) is indeed completely different then the codeine with promethazine. It's a cheap hallucinogen that your body has to sort out for half an hour before you start tripping, and what I mean by sorting out is you feel like total shit. If you want to trip, go pick some shrooms or drop some cid, fuck that DMB shit.

Promethazine on the other hand is a very versatile drug that has antihistamine, sedative, and anti motion-sickness properties (to name just a few). It also lowers your blood pressure, which is good when you're comming down from any opiates (codeine/morphine/heroin/etc) because opiate withdrawl significantly raises blood pressure. I've been a junkie for 7 years and I haven't gone out once. I know what I'm talking about, but I suggest you look up stuff on your own before you experiment with anything new.

CRiSP, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you should go out more.

i remember it as anon@penet.fi

cafe st.-ex (jpantsman), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
I know what I'm talking about...

Yeah, scroungers of prescription cold medications always do.

George Smith, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Seconded, crisp. DXM is an awful stupid drug and very few
people do it more than once, no matter how desperate.
The comedown is smashingly terrible, as well.

qurp (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

way back college boy asked to a high school dance
couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,
in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.
in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
i demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive
cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside

the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin

way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
Like you're on epcot center on acid? Exactly.

the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ya'll all wrong,, best tuss in the world is tussinex,, down to the bone

nahima b, Friday, 16 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
...room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)

Wunnerful. Ogden Nash, after about three strokes in the front lobes.

George Smith, Monday, 10 May 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think mc chris is trying to be krs-one.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think mc chris is trying to be krs-one.

Trying? One could write a computer program that would come up with better rhymes.

George Smith, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

cool! i know basic! let's go!

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
I DONE WAITED UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT
STOPPED AND BOUGHT A 2-LITER SPRITE
MADE SURE I HAD ALL MY INGREDIENTS
CAUSE TONIGHT IM GONE ON AN ALL NIGHT FLIGHT
FUCK THE HYPE FUCK THE BOUNCE
CAUSE IM ONLY JAMMIN THAT REAL SLOW SCREW WHEN IM SIPPIN ON 8 OUNCE
POUR DAT 8 IN THE SPRITE,GET IT COLD,GET IT RIGHT
THEN START POURIN UP AND SIP THAT PURPLE ALL NIGHT
NOW SOME PEOPLE LIKE DAT X AND SOME LIKE DAT WHITE LADY
BUT ME IMA STRAIGHT LEAN SIPPA THATS WHY IM THE BARRE BABY
RIP DJ SCREW AND WELCOME HOME PIMP C

mr.barre baby, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

Innovative Beverage Group Holdings, Inc. (Pink Sheets: IBGH) has announced a partnership with 5 Star Beverage to distribute its proprietary product, drank(TM), a 16 oz. lightly-carbonated beverage formulated with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips throughout San Diego County which touches the Mexican border to the south and Orange County to the north.

"Difficult times around the country have reached even the traditionally relaxed folks of San Diego," said Satwant Gill, President of 5 Star Beverage. "With the addition of drank(TM) to our portfolio, we look forward to reducing the stress of our residents and providing the retailers that we serve with an industry-leading product that comes with a built-in fan base."

"After recent national media coverage on programs including Good Morning America, The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien and the Fox News Network, consumers from across California have been calling our offices looking for a local retailer that carries drank(TM)," said Peter Bianchi, CEO of Innovative Beverage Group. "By signing a distribution deal with 5 Star, which has established relationships with stores, schools, markets and more, we are now able to provide San Diegans with this popular beverage and a proven way to relax and take the edge off."

With a slogan of "slow your roll(TM)," drank(TM) is the antithesis of the herd of energy drinks crowding the functional beverage sector. Since launching in select markets in early 2008, drank(TM) has quickly become the go-to beverage for people looking to relax their mind and body with a calming blend of melatonin, rose hips and valerian root.

velko, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

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am0n, Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

straight up crowding the functional beverage sector y'all

m0stlyClean, Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

sizzurp aint what it used to be, yall.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)

^^^ actual grown ass man posting itt

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)


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