Pop songs featuring fake orgasms

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I don't think this subject has been covered before ;)

The ones I know:

Samantha Fox: Touch Me
Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg: Je T'aime (Moi Non Plus)
Enigma: The Principles Of Lust
Prince: Let's Pretend We're Married

But I am pretty sure there is more....

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

buzzcocks - orgasm addict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lady cab driver by prince also features "sex noises"

― hjk, Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Wings - "With A Little Luck"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

zappa, the torture never stops.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

the most cited example is donna summer's "love to love you baby"

― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn! Forgot about that Donna Summer one... Obvious choice...

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

kenny loggins - "danger zone"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

White Zombie - More Human Than Human

It came from a porn so, naturally, it's fake.

― JesusMaryChain, Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a chapter on this in my second book. There are hundreds in there, almost. You should go buy it. I'm not gonna transcribe them here, though somebody else can if they have more time than me.

― chuck, Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, French Kiss by Lil Louis and Cherry Bomb by the Runaways.

However, I am not sure if all the above are fake.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Erotic Moans Mixtape

― Adam Thompson (adamth), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Kylie Minogue "Come Into My World (Fischerspooner mix)"

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Sunday, 15 February 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Marvin Gaye - "You Sure Love To Ball"

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Manowar - Warlord

Well, in the intro that is - and only halfway through to the climax.

Are there not multiple orgasms hidden in My Game of Loving by The White Noise?

― Roger Duck, Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Lot's on Prince's 'Come' album, particularly the track "Orgasm," though that's hardly a pop song.

― Patrick South (Patrick South), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

de la orgee!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

FGTH "Relax"

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Francoise Hardy - "Chanson d'O"

Her sighs never sound like a climax, but the title seems to say otherwise.

― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Major Harris' "Love Won't Let Me Wait".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

how do we know which are fake and which are real?

― Sean M (Sean M), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't believe I haven't been beaten to this one by Alex In NYC - but anyway, Killing Joke's "Tabazan" off 'Night Time' always used to tickle with its rather heavy orgasm intro (which led into lyrics something like 'shoots forth the juices' or something suchlike).

― darren (darren), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The White Noise - My game of loving
I seem to recall reading that it's actually both fake and real intermingled

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

jon e cash 'kettle'

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bon jovi - "social disease"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Xaviera Hollander's cover of the Beatles' "Michelle."

― Joseph McCombs, Monday, 16 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Zeppelin - Whole lotta love

REB

― Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

MANY duran duran songs qualify...

"All She Wants Is"

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Lords of Acid "I Sit on Acid"..

well, actually almost every lords of acid song..

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 16 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh My God" by Pink. Though I'm not sure she peaked. Shirley Manson's voice is a big, hot orgasm: "Hammering in My Head," "#1 Crush," "Sleep Together," etc.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 16 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

duran duran the chauffeur acoustic version
fleetwood mac big love
ok its not exactly pop

― Emma williams (Emma williams), Monday, 16 February 2004 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Black Flag's "Slip It In" comes readily to mind, no pun intended.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Monday, 16 February 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Flag meant the pun.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 16 February 2004 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex(I'm a...) - Berlin
Sexy Eiffel Towers & Radio G-string - Bow Wow Wow
Lovesexy - Prince
Nasty Girl & Vibrator - Vanity 6

― NWF, Monday, 16 February 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously, "Vibe On" by Dannii Minogue.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 16 February 2004 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe not obvious but I really hear (real/fake) orgasms in Vive La Fete's sound. Maybe due to the fact (I know) there's a sexual relationship between the bass player and the singer.

― John Inglewood (John), Monday, 16 February 2004 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

armando - transaxual (rated xxx mix) - naasty .

― jk____, Monday, 16 February 2004 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Erotica by Man. Possibly this should be in the "real" thread, it's in their autobiography in the unlikely event that anyone has read that, but I can't remember.

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Though this may come as a surprise to everyong, but Eazy E's heartwarming "Orgazzed" has some content along there lines. Also, the orgasm in the version of "Je T'Aime--Moi Non Plus" with Bridgit Bardot is rumoured to be 100% genuine!

― antexit (antexit), Monday, 16 February 2004 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Q-Bert – ‘Aphrodisiskratch’

― Orange, Monday, 16 February 2004 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hip-hop skits could probably make a whole thread. Biggie - Fuck Me is one, though.

― Sym (shmuel), Monday, 16 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Rita - Erotica (VA French Cuts)

― eleki-san (eleki-san), Monday, 16 February 2004 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Night Fever - The Bee Gees
The Electrocutioner - The Residents

― george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

vs.
The Electrician - Scott Walker

― george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Saint Etienne - "He's on the phone" remix on Casino Classics. Lots of "Yes" from Sarah and noises from someone that sounds like sarah.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Give It To Me - Bam Bam

Disco Clone - Cristina
(Pretty ultimate, this one. Her, after many minutes of writhing and moaning: "I think I'm going to..." Previously unheard male voice: "Are you?")

― mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Monday, 16 February 2004 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the mysterious ending to The Beatles' "Lovely Rita Meter Maid"
" .. i nearly made it, sitting on a sofa with a sister or two"
[noises]
.. up, .. up,, uu-up, Uhuhp,.. [concrete edit in "leave it" over piano roll down]
[slash]
cockadoodle-do "good morning, good morning"

(just like "rolled off to sleep in the bath" (norwegian wood ? nice pad!), the beatles had to avoid anything that woull twig those easily-upset people that anything was going on)

― george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 16 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i prefer musical evocation (ie discretion, "faked" if you like) to stuff that leaves nothing to the imagination, even in night clubs

heavy breathing, moaning a la Donna Summer's blueprint, there's a slightly puerile boys-giggling element

oh the verbal flow of so much rap -- boasting about who does it better with words like "cock" and "lips" and stuff, uh, it's just so basic nudge-nudge stuff so often, further blighted by the words and tone of macho posturing -- is that soft-porn in the music so it needn't be visually projected ? what's so different about the two mediums, or "fake orgasms" and "heavy breathing" for that matter ?

ie i wish more was left to the imagination

― george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 16 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

leaving more to the imagination, like the beatles' deliberately coded smut, more half-well-mannered innuendo than polaroids

― george gosset (gegoss), Monday, 16 February 2004 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"I have a chapter on this in my second book. There are hundreds in there, almost. You should go buy it. I'm not gonna transcribe them here, though somebody else can if they have more time than me."

Yep, Chuck's right as usual, but he left out of his book one that predates everything else mentioned so far: 1963's "Lover COME Back To Me" [emphasis mine] by Barbra Streisand. (Future Donna Summer collaborator!)

― Myonga Von Bontee, Monday, 16 February 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

AK1200 & Danny Breaks - Deep Porn

― Shooz (shooz), Monday, 16 February 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't believe I haven't been beaten to this one by Alex In NYC - but anyway, Killing Joke's "Tabazan" off 'Night Time' always used to tickle with its rather heavy orgasm intro
(which led into lyrics something like 'shoots forth the juices' or something suchlike).

Haha...I was going to mention it, but clearly, it's the sound of heavy coitus, but not orgasm. It's just heavy breathing, not climax.

Anyone mention "Rocket Queen" by Guns'n'Roses (wherein Axl supposedly copped off with a hooker in the recording studio?)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 February 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus & Mary Chain - Teenage Lust

― T. Weiss (Timmy), Monday, 16 February 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, over the weekend I heard THE WINNER of this thread. Or maybe it just wins most jaw-droppingly horrible song ever. I give you:

LATOYA JACKSON, 'Sexual Feeling' (the lyrics are just moans and a couple lines about coming into her walls).

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 16 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god I just AMG'd it and it's from 1995! I could have sworn it was a mid-80s dance cash-in.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 16 February 2004 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Garbage - #1 Crush

― Leee Majors (Leee), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

seventeen years pass...

I submit these.

― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:39 (four years ago)

"John and Marsha" Stan Freberg, predates all these

― Mark G, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:13 (four years ago)

Guess it's all going to be faked unless doin' it in studio, like jazz. "Jazz" comes from "jizz" FYI.
Otherwise, pop-rock-etc. songs that are fake o? Too many to count.

― dow, Sunday, 7 November 2021 15:05 (four years ago)

Moaning starts about 4 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQlEbPvWcoU

― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 7 November 2021 15:35 (four years ago)

Not really a pop song but "Group Grope" by the Fugs is one of the earliest examples of this!

― Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 November 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

"Actor Loves Himself", Jobraith

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:01 (four years ago)

WTH no one said Kiss Kiss Kiss by Yoko?

― akm, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:04 (four years ago)

though that could totally be a real orgasm, no idea.

― akm, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

grouchy guy chiming in to say ABSOLUTE DUD to this whole notion. i'd much prefer listening to gilbert gottfried and bobcat goldthwait read the old and new testaments back to back than to ever hear anyone attempt this bullshit ever again.

also can't believe no one's mentioned "tease me tonite" by guy. it's "the best" of the ones i've heard. (aggressive eyeroll)

― the beginning of the end of discourse. (Austin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

"Exotica" from the first Man album (Revelation, 1969) goes over the top.

― Leftee, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 04:46 (four years ago)

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