why are most white rappers ugly?

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay-Z's burning red hot, is he?

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Given your first four photos, shouldn't the ridiculous question in fact be 'why are most white rappers apparently the same guy?'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

aw MCA is cute

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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I woulda thought that answered the question, but I guess not.

― Vic Funk, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The girls seem to really lke Aesop and Slug. I mean, REALLY like them. And with my heterosexuality squarely in check, I can tell you that Aesop is quite a charming dude in person.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww Eminem is pretty cute and so is Ad Rock (and Atmosphere is really hot hot hot--if he's the guy on his album cover, anyway.) There are a lot of note very cute white rappers though. I'm not sure why that is.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

eminem is very cute! i'm not sure who ad rock is.

― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

CUZ THEY MAKE DA GAS FACE!
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― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha that's not a very cute pic of Ad Rock but yeah that's him obv.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/rappers/vanilla.jpg

― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.phillyhiphop.com/_features/snowstorm/whitebling.jpg

― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

who is that guy?

― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

my guess for the "why" part would be: well, think about it, a white dude coming into the rap game has enough working against him getting any respect as it is, think how much harder it would be if he was pretty too.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(alt thread title = "why are most white rappers' debut singles not as good as 'Ugly'?")

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark P wins. The fuck is up with J-Zone's hair, exactly?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

not that Bubba's all that funny looking; it's just, y'know, the name of the song

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

He may look like Frank Zappa's bastard son, but he has also released the hip-hop single of 2004:

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

when i interviewed bubba once he was wearing a snow white tracksuit with a fuzzy white kangol and pristine pearly nikes. i am not ashamed to say he looked almost cuddly.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

who is that guy, dom? the frank zappa guy

― cloverlandthug, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

j-zone is racially ambiguous.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Caparezza. Weird-ass Italian hip-hop guy, helpfully eradicating any memory of Jovanotti. Check out "Fuori Dal Tunnel".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

El-P just had him some Mentos

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nonthings (nonthings), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

El-P continues to renew my faith in humanity.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

One of Northern State is hizzot.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jehst, on the other hand, isn't.

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

When did Badly Drawn Boy join Ugly Duckling?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't a member of House of Pain kind of attractive?

― Debito (Debito), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait is someone saying that the Northern State girls are ugly?!?! I mean they aren't super glamorous, but ugly?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Famous Athlete, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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HAHA.. MIKEL KNIGHT -- TEXAS "BOI"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(thing is.. i kinda like this single "Peckerwood")

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(UGGH.. i meant this single "Peckerwood" as in the 12" SINGLE.. not the.. aah, never mind)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha i didnt know j-zone moved to texas

― $$, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but most people are ugly

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Statistical; most people are ugly!

― ameriganza (ameriganza), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are some Finnish rappers for your delight:

http://www.sunpoint.net/~pikkugee/kuvat/kuva9.jpg http://www.sunpoint.net/~pikkugee/kuvat/kuva10.jpg http://www.huviavain.fi/kuvapankki/fintelligens.jpg http://www.yritysjuhla.com/kuvapankki/kapasiteettiyksikko.jpg http://www.mobilekustannus.fi/kuva-arkisto/mu_ritarikunta1.jpg http://www.liisanpuisto.com/img/lp_2.jpg

The first guy is "Pikku G", the Finnish teenage rap sensation. He's kinda cute, ain't he?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Whoops, sorry for the huge pic.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

they all ugly ass hell

― denise ortiz, Monday, 19 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i lov jay-z porkass lips.

― jii, Monday, 26 April 2004 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Jay-Z ain' no honky!

― Buster (mokey), Monday, 26 April 2004 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

they all ugly ass hell

-- denise ortiz, Monday, April 19, 2004 5:27 PM (3 years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

porkass lips!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i don't recall too many black rappers noted for their looks

― gabbneb, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

old-school rappers who had both looks and cred:

LL Cool J
Kurtis Blow
Big Daddy Kane
Jalil (out of Whodini)

― henry s, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

T.I. is quite handsome. No homo.

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― jim, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was never able to look at t.i. again after ethan saying that his elongated head looked like the queen alien

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

look at the same way, i should say. i don't avert my eyes when he comes on tv or whatever.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but like, buck65 is hot

― I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

i thought mase was kinda cute

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

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― I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

uh matt...

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

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― I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

xps to matt

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

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― I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

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patrin is still hosting this

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm pretty sure i'm still hosting the mase photo

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

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indeed i am

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

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― gman, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

Please kill me now. Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?!

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

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Can't believe no one's mentioned Edan yet.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 7 July 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

why are most ~~white rappers~~ musicians ugly?

― abanana, Saturday, 7 July 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Rich Boy is weird looking.

― billstevejim, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

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Slug is quite good-looking. But he's half-black, if I remember correctly.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

The bubba love is a little mystifying, I guess lots of bears here?

lol

― buzza, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

...because their parents were ugly? :-)

― ImprovSpirit, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

i think there's a little WS going on around here too re: yelawolf

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Monday, January 4, 2010 12:27 PM Bookmark

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

here is a long ass article about mikel knight

http://gawker.com/driving-and-dying-in-the-service-of-the-country-rap-kin-1751698239

― goole, Friday, 29 January 2016 00:01 (ten years ago)

last updated 2 days ago by The Once-ler
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― karla jay vespers, Sunday, 31 January 2016 04:00 (ten years ago)

ten months pass...

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― the ghost of captain lorax (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:26 (nine years ago)

WHAT A FUCKING MORON

― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:29 (nine years ago)

relax. dont be soooOOOoo sensitive all the timeee

― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:32 (nine years ago)

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― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

i thought mase was kinda cute
― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, July 6, 2007 2:05 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:22 (nine years ago)

not a lot of conventionally attractive rappers of any race tbh

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:23 (nine years ago)

This is a classic one two combo

they all ugly ass hell
― denise ortiz, Monday, April 19, 2004 4:27 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lov jay-z porkass lips.
― jii, Monday, April 26, 2004 7:50 AM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:23 (nine years ago)

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