Which Superhero Team Could The Darkness Beat Up?

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I had suggested the Fantasic Four earlier, but I'm having my doubts.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

brother power the geek and the dazzler could beat them up. with a little help from Moon Knight and Billy Batson.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

any, The Darkness don't strike me as particularly tough and are sorely lacking in eerie powers despite what their videos may suggest. next.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/SprFriends/sf-superfriends.jpg

The Superfriends actually became weaker by teaming up.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

heck, fred hembeck could probably take them.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

richard and wendi pini could kick the shit out of them. same with denny colt.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.drdisk.com.hk/images/brathers.gif

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

They could have not-so-secret Media Wars with X-Statix.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rook and Vampirella too.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Darkness could definitely take the Wonder Twins.

― dleone (dleone), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You all have a shocking lack of confidence in The Darkness. That's fine, but just don't come crying to The Darkness when they're all that stands between you and an evil overlord of some sort!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

cheech wizard and doper dan would slay them.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

even fat freddy's cat.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hell, Dondi.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

and tintin and asterix as well.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

They kicked that alien's ass in the video, so anyone less powerful than him I suppose.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Watcher is watching how shitty they are.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Right! so who is weaker than a space squid?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeep. or maybe Ignatz.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Gil Thorpe, definitely. The Yellow Kid.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

zoinks!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Pogo. Bizarro-Jimmy Olson

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://users.telerama.com/~megabee/images/SuperPets2.GIF

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Peanuts crew, probably. They count, right?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lulu. Captain Britain.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Since someone mentioned Gil Thorpe, can we just switch it to "comic book hero" or "comic strip hero?" I'd like to see them kick Cathy's ass, or Jon from Garfield.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

otto soglow's the little king. lobo.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nick fury. jonah hex. mark trail. mary worth.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The Darkness serve up the dunks, but can't handle the D. (unfortuntely, the still take the Mavs)

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/walmartonesheet72.jpg

― dleone (dleone), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

funky winkerbean. omaha the cat dancer.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

cherry poptart. richie rich.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Pah, even the fukcing freak brothers could take out the darkness!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

just about anyone really.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Snap, Crackly & Pop

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the real-life Darkness VS The Darkness in cartoon form

― billstevejim, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

They might just about be able to take out the Power Pack but it'd be a hella close call.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-01-19&res=l

― andrew s (andrew s), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel OTM re: Power Pack

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy Corrigan would bring out the crippling sadness and bitterness inherent in the Darkness in a split second, and then then maybe they'll FUCKING GIVE UP!

― radio morocco (radio morocco), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think they could take Quarterflash ...

― rejoinder, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://donrosenberger.150m.com/iuphumor/glbuter/acegary.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

They should challenge Batman and Robin to a "Loser Has to Stop Wearing Skin-tight Pants" battle. The Darkness have the numbers advantage, B&R have the gadget advantage but this will be neutralized when the items from the Batbelt get caught in the hair of one or more Darkness members. Then the remaining untangled members will finish B&R off.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sooty and Sweep

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, OK, but what if the Darkness had the belt that gave them all the power of Foreigner?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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