What Kind of Techno Are You?

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of course... though if I subtract "dreamy" and add "stylish" I am electroclash.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm loud, so I'm gabba

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

does the quiz say so?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm techno too. I like the way they describe possible bass patterns.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not gonna techno for an answer!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. i chose raw i think. i hope some of the resident crits here take this. jess will somehow end up as "trance" and simon r as "experimental" while disco nihilist must be "happy hardcore" ;-)
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House Sweet It Is!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck I'm trance

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I only chose bunny for all the sex!

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i am drum'n'bass :-(

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

go buy Sasha's San Fran GU mix then and dont feel bad about it ;-)
i chose wolf.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it really didn't ask what kind of animal I'd want to be. ThATS what I was thinking

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm Chill apparently. i was hoping for IDM

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate myself right now.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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You are happy hardcore!

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YES!!!!!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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You are trance!

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I'm trance. LIKE HELL I'M TRANCE.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thrilled beyond belief! :-D

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT TO HAPPY HARDCORE! Fuckers.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck trance. I'm pissed. I think this things broken.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha TRANCE!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

johnny just pick a diff animal already!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of techno are you? Techno.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

[[Snoopy dances all over room]]

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I picked "bunny" for my animal. no wonder!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats cheating. I had one chance and I fucked it up. I have to live with that.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

So happy hardcore is all about candy necklaces??

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it's about the infinite array of tweak-arrays you can get your equipment to effect. YES IT'S ABOUT CANDY NECKLACES! THAT'S WHY IT'S HAPPY HARDCORE!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know what I'm about. I don't have any friends! Know one likes me!

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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― dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Whats with the city??

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought those were pills not candy.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

All the trance people can just take comfort in the fact that if they are trance than they are probably Kaito.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

They are pills. I was funnying.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

in the "surely this surprises no one" dept.:

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You are drum and bass!

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― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm Chill, nooooooooo! - personally I blame choosing the Dolphin.

Anyway, who trust such a devil machine test if it regards Naqoyqatsi deep forest bollocks as experimental and arty.

― Jedmond, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I like drum n bass. I like all those qualities there. And I like that city better than the trance city.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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I am as suprised as you are.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

no, they're candy necklaces. joke's on you, funner.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

to current313: =:-O

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I only got trance because I had a glass of wine. I can't listen to that stuff. And I can't help it if I like the ocean!

― dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm melodic Detroit with beautiful bad string samples, bleeps and lots of crazy drum syncopation.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm chill

― tricky disco (disco stu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Johnny Cash singing over a Philus record.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Anybody know what all the possible genres are? There must be something worse than chill (but probably not).

― Jedmond, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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You are house!

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HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm house too!?

― rgeary (rgeary), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I only got trance because I had a glass of wine. I can't listen to that stuff

Actually I take that back. There are worse things to be than trance.

― dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

prog? *ducks*

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait. No. I'm drum n' bass?

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i got drum and bass cos look at the state of me! i'm old and used to be much much better.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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hahaha!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Spirit Zone label has approached you to put together a mix album of new psy-trance hits. You hate psy-trance, but the money you make will be enough to fund your first batch of microhouse tracks. What is your decision?"

― Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's hilarious how they begin by asking for an animal, a color, etc. in order to figure out what kind of techno you ARE, and then end by asking to "choose a speed and style" and about what kind of bass you LIKE. Someone's gotten halfway through writing it and just given up on the whole "analogy" premise.

― jazz odysseus, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Carl Craig has asked you to play cowbell on his remix of a new Recloose production. Do you accept the invitation?"

of course the answer to this is "HELL YES"

― tricky disco (disco stu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it depends on how much he's paying.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

how about triangle instead of cowbell, strongo?

― tricky disco (disco stu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

or how long it is, 11 minutes of cowbell, jesus.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i dont go to the gym every day to play 11 minutes of cowbell for free, godammit

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"it takes 8 months to complete the graphic design for your "new single" which has been bootlegged five times already. do you release it or scrap it?"

― tricky disco (disco stu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

do not underestimate the power of the cowbell

― disco stu (disco stu), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You have chosen to: PLAY COWBELL FOR CARL CRAIG.

Result: You are not paid for your services, but Ectomorph digs your style and invites you to do some work on his next release. On the way to the session, you are reaching for an old Wizard mixtape to listen to and don't see that the intersection's light has turned red. You are struck by a truck, but Nicola Kuperus happens to be walking by with her camera. She takes a photo of your broken legs, which becomes the cover of the next Ersatz Audio release. Ectomorph replaces you with another cowbell player, but you are still part of Detroit techno lore.

― Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You have chosen to: NOT PLAY COWBELL FOR CARL CRAIG

Carl is disappointed. Out of money, you take a third key position at FYE at Great Lakes Crossing and make between 5.75 and 6.35 an hour for ten years. In your spare time, you make your own tracks but are too shy to let anyone hear them.

― Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

PLANE TO EUROPE?

Laurent Garnier wants you to work with him on a project entitled "In Deepest Eskimo Galactica". Do you take the plane, risking Gallic rudeness and mockery from your peers in Detroit????

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You have chosen NOT TO WORK WITH LAURENT GARNIER.

Your friends praise you for not bothering with Europe. Your chances of working with Thomas Bangalter have now decreased drastically, lose 5 recluse points.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You have chosen TO WORK WITH LAURENT GARNIER.

DJ Hell and Dave Clarke praise "In Deepest Eskimo Galactica", you are treated like royalty in European clubs and shunned forever in the US. You are offered a slew of remixes the originals of which you have to pick up from Ewan Pearson, Tony Senghore, and Jacques Lu Cont, for some reason.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(is this the geekiest mutation ever, especially considering we're all thinking I wish someone would compile it all and make a book)

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling that a bunch of future blog posts will be nothing but this crap.

― Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I am drum n bass, which is ridiculous because I never cared for DnB. Screw this crap.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The result is...

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You are drum and bass!

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Hmm..... Do they actually have gabber as a choice in this quiz?!?!?!?

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I still feel sorry for Carl Craig in option 2 above. Cheer up Carl, someone will play that cowbell for you!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

christopher walken, perhaps.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 19 February 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

when i clicked on the thread i was expecting the answers to be like cheesy blind date style respones to the question...

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"i think i would be detroit techno,because i'm complex,intelligent,and
soulful,and if you pick me i'll take you on a journey to the future"

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"i think i'd be hard loop techno:i'm european,not too serious,and i keep banging all night long"
etcetc

the choose your own techno adventure stuff upthread helped make up for the disappointment i felt when i realised it was just another half arsed internet quiz

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

although the psychological scars from being classified as chill might take some time to heal

― robin (robin), Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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Awesome; just like I wanted.

― Dan I., Thursday, 19 February 2004 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yo baby im drunk like shuffletech?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 19 February 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

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You are experimental!

1929 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 33424 times.
6% of people had this result.

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 23 January 2006 07:47 (twenty years ago)

i am anti - techno - i say no to techno.

― retroboy, Monday, 23 January 2006 08:38 (twenty years ago)

sounds like an informed decision, lol

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― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 23 January 2006 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm chill. How disappointing.

― 'Curt' Russell (noodle vague), Monday, 23 January 2006 10:17 (twenty years ago)

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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 10:25 (twenty years ago)

I guess that's true.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 January 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm happy to be chill ! Don't see why people have a problem with that.

― blunt (blunt), Monday, 23 January 2006 12:23 (twenty years ago)

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You are electroclash!

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I was hoping for latin Soma stuff played at -8.

― dannyboy, Monday, 23 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

it says i'm techno, but i thought i was house.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

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― adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 23 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

no no, susan, you're techno.
this time, i am drum'n'bass. i'm not much happier.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

oh man, i totally forgot about the techno choose-your-own-adventure

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

i took this four more times and got drum and bass every time. the scarlet letter.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

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But I feel:

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― Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

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I am a house indeed.

― R. J. Greene, Monday, 23 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

apparently i'm drum'n'bass!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

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― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

oh my god, i'm techno music!

also, neon is not a color.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

neither is translucent.

if i pick "chartreuse", im experimental

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

that too. i'm beginning to suspect this test isn't entirely in keeping with the scientific method.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

if i pick "chartreuse", im experimental - that makes total sense! scientific sense!!

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Chartreuse is a very cool color though!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

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