Search and Destroy: Songs where the lead singer fantasises about being given oral sex from a three legged space monster with hepatitis

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"Mamma Mia" by Abba
"Say What You Want" by Texas
"Star Trekkin" by The Firm
"The Wanderer" by Dion

Am I missing many others?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was going to be another Darkness thread.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

mamma mia i believe the monster actually has chlamydia

― $$, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Something by Monster Magnet comes to mind, but I can't think of the name of the song.

― boldbury, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously, Yellow by Coldplay. It's really the seminal example of diseased alien oral sex fantasies. The hepatitis connection is especially clear given what it does to victims' skin.

"Look at the stars - Look how they shine for you
And everything you do - Yeah, they were all yellow

I came along - I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do - And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn - Oh what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow

Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful - D'you know?
You know I love you so - You know I love you so" etc

― DougD, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yellow is the worst song ever. It makes no sense, and if it's trying to use the colour as a metaphor then it's the shittiest metaphor ever. Chris Martin is such a wanker. Why do they even exist?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

pot kettle black?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris Martin is such a wanker.

You misspelled "Brett Anderson"

^_^

― dfsdfv, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://sansburys.blogs.com/tales/Jay-and-Silent-Bob.jpg
Yo, Snoochems, I'm alllll about the Chlamydia!

― Jay and Silent Custos (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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...but C-man is like, y'know, blowing soccer teams...like a circus seal...!

― Jay and Silent Custos (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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