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Why is contemporary pop music so bad?

the pinefox, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hyperacceleration of culture
blurring of hi/lo divide
increased availability of technology to wider population
increased racial integration (uk specific this one, creating hybridized music forms that reflect britain as it is today)
a rejection of traditionalism.

is it really so bad pinefox?

gareth, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No "is" about it. I submit this statement:

I, pinefox, don't like contemporary Pop music, and harbour a shocking audacity to act like I speak for all humanity when I feel repelled by it.

Kodanshi, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You hurt the Pinefox, Kodanshi. You hurt him in his heart.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Contemporary pop music is fantastic with the current osmosis of R&B and rap into all facets of the top 40 in the US. I don't know what you're on about, really, pinefox.

Ally, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Pinefox couldn't possibly be righter. Pop Music is at its very depth, and contemporary "R'n'B" is positively a cancer.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

An opinion is never right. A better question for the Fox to consider would be the reasons WHY he doesn't like contemporary pop music (outside of the bullshit "because I don't" response, which is all he seems to offer as an answer, which is quite tedious). That's what he's really asking, and only he, in all his seemingly psychophantic Cole-ian splendor, has the answer.

David Raposa, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The material emancipation of children. The deification of childhood. The identification of melodic complexity with dead white Euroness and the reconition that lyric depth is box-office poison in a potentially global market. The fact that Reagan's budget cuts of the early 80s removed musical instruction from urban schools. The elevation of the pleasure principle over the work ethic in regards to craft. The fact that there's so much fucking noise everywhere that people's ears are numbed.

dave q, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if you dont like pop music then it is either a) because you are too old b) you are the right age and are different

c) you are into a specific genre: eg classical, although thats obviously not a genre, for whatever reason, and dont really get stuff that isnt in that genre

d) er, a different reason.

ambrose, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The ulteriors have displaced the primaries, motive-wise.

dave q, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pinefox reject the commercial pop, and drift to the creative margins.

DJ Martian, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Martian: I am on the creative margins.

Ambrose: I do like pop.

Q: interesting thoughts.

the pinefox, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have, over the past few months, felt compelled to end about seven years straight of not listening to the radio (barring the occasional hour or two of non-commercial college broadcasting) -- what I've been doing, actually, is listening to Chicago's biggest "urban" station on the way to and from work, for about two hours each day, soaking up, basically, the biggest hip-hop and r&b hits of the day. And my official pronouncement on the state of that half of pop music, anyway, is:

It is not significantly better or worse than it was when I was 10 years old.

This was a big surprise for me, but the more I thought about it . . . well, why would it be any different? It's apparently kept pace to elicit the same reactions from me that it would have 14 years ago -- the same mix of surprise, annoyance, enjoyment, and nausea, all at very low levels. After a few weeks of listening, after I'd sort of re-integrated myself into the playlist so that I could think, "Hey, there's that song again," all it came down to was: pop music is just sort of there. Some of it's good, some of it's bad, but rarely very far in either direction. Occasionally something is fantastic, occasionally something is wretched. Just like any other genre, really, except that with pop you hear a whole lot of it, all around you, and are more likely to be aware of the crap than in some other genre where you don't have to hear what you're not interested in. (Okay, maybe pop's a tad worse, in that it's going to attract a lot more artists who don't really have any musical inclinations. But to that I say: psshaw.)

Summary of Nitsuh's New Opinion on Pop: It's fine. It's pop. There it is, like it's always been.

Nitsuh, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your writing style and obvious intelligence make you sexy, Nitsuh.

Sean, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, but my pedantic rambling and my sexual inadequacy make me so not, Sean.

Nitsuh, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alex in NYC sounds like the politician in the movie version of X-Men. Therefore I propose that we strap him to some expensive laser contraption and subject him to radioactive levels of R&B-flavoured pop.

Tim, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bring it on, mutant!

Alex in NYC, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Having been a follower of pop music for about 11 of my 21 years, I honestly don't think it's now better or worse than ever. I think the Pinefox is a cheeky chappie out to cause mischief.

DG, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it isnt . it is amusing and self refrential.

anthony, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm surprised that this thread hasn't taken off - we (I) need to figure out what's happening in pop right now. My immediate reaction is to agree with the Pinefox - if we take the charts to be representatitive of 'what's going on' in pop, then pop is utterly moribund today. (I wouldn't go so far as to say 'dead' - but then I never understood Tom's article last year anyway!). However outside of the charts, 2001 seems a hell of an exciting year for new music. Maybe the charts just represent what's happening LESS than they used to?

Having pondered the question for the last day or so, I can't yet escape that maybe somehow I'm too OLD to appreciate pop now. It's possible. Yet Mr. Sinker, of comparable vintage, sez (in the Spice Gurls thread) that the last two or three years have been the best for pop since 81-82. I can't see it myself, but I'd like him to expand on this. I started watching TOTP in 1970, aged 9 and my best periods have been 72-74 (Glam) 76-79 (punk/new wave, disco) 81-84 (let's call it 'new pop'). So I can hardly expect the thrill of hearing T-Rex or The Buzzcocks or Chic or the Human League for the first time, can I? But why the f@ck not? Some pop can still thrill - Daft Punk for example, (although of course it harks back to disco, soft rock, early synth), but nothing made up of NEW ingredients seems any good, somehow.

Ally's description of an osmosis of R+B and Hip-Hop into the whole of the US charts doesn't quite fit the UK charts, but there's still too much. R+B has always struck me as a prissy, airbrushed waste of space on the whole - sure the beats may turn a neat trick or two, but there is no melodic invention at all, ever, and the irritating warbling, quavering style of singing which most of these vocalists (male and female) adopt is tiresome. This style seems to have infected EVERY female 'pop singer' by the way. Hip-Hop, which promised so much, at the commercial end of the scale at least is just bloody dull. There is SO MUCH that you could do with a hip-hop framework - loads of space in the beats to use, lots of room to experiment that the glaring LACK of invention in most hip-hop based chart pop is criminal.

Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me 5 great pop singles from 2001, and tell me why they're as good as "The Look of Love" or "What Do I Get? or "Golden Years".

Dr. C, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not a swipe at anybody but a genuine question - WHY is the infiltration of R&B (repetitive, dull programming, caterwauling amelodic vox, and exclusively reflexive lyrics) accepted uncritically as a 'good thing' by nearly everybody? It seems like being willing to go along with the 'urban culture' game is a requirement for one's credibility pass. Like, what if you're just sick of everything sounding the same and being told that you have to understand slang (10,000 words for 'cool') to fully appreciate the greatness of these one-dimensional big-ups and come-ons?

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I agree with Q.

I like some of what Dr C has to say, especially about vocals. Vocals in modern chart-pop = major turn-off and abysmal all round.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dq is spot-on about R+B, and expressed it better than I did.

Dr. C, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHY is the infiltration of R&B (repetitive, dull programming, caterwauling amelodic vox, and exclusively reflexive lyrics) accepted uncritically as a 'good thing' by nearly everybody?

And you make this sound like a bad thing. But more to the point, you are setting up a ridiculous caricature of what 'r & b' is supposed to be, which makes it easy for you to dismiss it. One might as well ask why the hell anyone listens to any sort of rock, with its rhythmic retardedness, its own unmelodic raspy-voiced singers, and its pathetically self-obsessed pseudo-poetry. "Wait!" you cry, "that's not all of what rock is!" *Precisely.*

As I think Nitsuh put very well above, pop music by its very nature isn't good or bad, and attempts to critically valorize a uniform golden or dark age will never succeed. Here you all are obsessing over a perceived problem when by default there are plenty of musicians whose work you *do* enjoy and appreciate, regardless of what airplay they get. So why are you wasting time setting up straw men to defeat? Are you that ticked off with the minor fact that not everybody's taste is your own, and are you that surprised that radio/TV/media only allows a certain selection of music to slip through at any one time?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Another one that finds RNB very dull, dull, dull - the music annoys me intensely

"repetitive, dull programming, caterwauling amelodic vox, and exclusively reflexive lyrics"

lucky I try to avoid it most of the time - but it is played in shops, cafes, fast food outlets, booming car stereos and some radio stations such as Kiss and Radio 1. I hate it - the lot - the bleating vocals, inane repeating lyrics, lame smooth production that never changes, the languid programmed beats - horrible. The DJ that I despise most for supporting this rubbish - Trevor Nelson, plays ghastly 100 % inane music.

Room 101 material - RNB/swing/commercial rap/corporate soul/naff chart garage - lock it all in sealed soundproof room. [There is more emotion, creativity, spirit and production ideas in Carl Craig - 'More Songs About Food And Revolutionary Art' - than the entire top 40 chart catalogue of rubbish of above genres for the last 5/10 years on both sides of the atlantic]

I am standing "shoulder to shoulder" with the strong international alliance of free thinkers that is forming - Pinefox, Dave Q, DR C, Alex in NYC.

DJ Martian, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think most people tend to overestimate the extent to which R&B is a "new" thing in pop - with obvious exceptions like britpop, Celine and MOR-rock, an enormous chunk of the pop that's gotten into the charts this last decade has in fact been influenced by R&B, be it New Jack Swing, Babyface-ballads, Timbaland beats etc. To put it more simply: if it's pop and you can dance to it, it's either going to be influenced by r&b or house, or it's Supergrass' "Alright".

As Ally pointed out the current process seems to be more one of hip hop AND r&b AND pop all moving towards eachother - actually there's a huge amount of conglomeration within urban and dance scenes generally right now.

I have to disagree with Dr C's findings of zero creativity and wasted potential in commercial hip hop. Listen to a commercial hip hop track from the last couple of years and it's possible to hear influences from dub and dancehall, house and techno, jungle and garage, IDM, booty, Miami bass and rock, as well as the traditional swipes from funk and soul. Musically, commercial hip hop hasn't been more adventurous since the glory days of the Bomb Squad.

The problem with asking for five fantastic pop songs this year is, well, you probably won't like the ones I pick. But here's five anyway:

1) Basement Jaxx - Romeo

2) Philly's Most Wanted - Cross The Border

3) Sugababes - Soul Sound

4) Daniel Beddingford - Gotta Get Thru This (pop hit of da future)

5) Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U

Tim, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Right, so whoever's got the most influences wins.
I would like to see a defence of R&B/pop that isn't some variation of a)"Well, what's so good about 'rock' then, eh? EH!!? (Notice they always cite 'rock', never Japanoise or Mafia ballads or whatever), b)"Get with the program, it's what people are buying", or c)"It's a big melting pot, assimilation is the future". Every ingredient in the kitchen doesn't make soup!

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Notice they always cite 'rock', never Japanoise or Mafia ballads or whatever

And pray, what is the difference between this complaint and the observation that you're talking about 'r & b' as a monolithic whole?

As for every ingredient -- but surely we've all gargled Drano. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

**Here you all are obsessing over a perceived problem when by default there are plenty of musicians whose work you *do* enjoy and appreciate, regardless of what airplay they get. So why are you wasting time setting up straw men to defeat?**

I'm not obsessing. I don't lose sleep over the state of pop, but since the question was asked I'm attempting to answer it. It's a good question too, and one which FT/ILM should be interested in discussing since Freaky Trigger 'writes about pop'.

Dr. C, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also, when people refer to 'influences' in pop, don't they really mean 'remixes commissioned for specific target markets'?

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only if you assume that money is the sole point and purpose of music -- an assumption I find rather hard to believe.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave Q: Dr. C asked why hip hop doesn't experiment...

"There is SO MUCH that you could do with a hip-hop framework - loads of space in the beats to use, lots of room to experiment that the glaring LACK of invention in most hip-hop based chart pop is criminal.

...and I answered him. But I didn't need to to prove hip hop's brilliance. It wins on the grooves and the rhymes alone :-)

Tim, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

... And as for "influences" equalling remixes, I didn't mean that at all. I can name at least five unremixed hip hop track possessing every attribute I named.

Tim, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned - what I was getting at is that R&B's defenders seem to hate 'rock' (I've never heard any other genre cited) more than they love R&B.

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a good question

But is it a good question? Nothing against the pinefox, but to state again: the presumption behind it assumes a state of complete and clear opposites a la the Camp Chaos cartoons of James Hetfield ("Contemporary pop BAD! Something else GOOD!") which doesn't work. It draws too wide a focus and attempts to force an answer before the question is even complete.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you seriously think Tim, for one, hates rock? Because you have no idea how wrong you are, m'friend!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To be fair, Ned, a lot of pro-pop/pro-R&B fans do the reverse. Perhaps the difference is that they're usually making a rhetorical argument (like Tom saying "pop is dead") whereas I think Pinefox, Dave Q etc. are deadly serious - correct me if I'm wrong, guys.

Tim, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ppl saying nu-R&B = "not new" are ppl basically not listening to it (of course it can be new and you hate it, a la pinefox): i wuv "noise" = guitarnoise (which i think currently at a creative low, dj martian notwithstanding) but "irritating warbling, quavering style of singing" = amazing fabulous noise also, for me, plus rhythmically nu-R&B is manifestly doing stuff that's never been done before: again, you're entitled to hate it

most of the nay-saying above anyway still has no more actual content (beyond obvious subjective response) than "young black women are involved, therefore it is bland and worthless by definition": for me, it's already the realisation and more of a phase in industry soul-manufacture which never really came off at the time; the technology wasn;t rreally up to what was required of it, and when it plateau'd c.1984-5, it was knocked out of court by the arrival of rap (eg when Kashif producing Evelyn King on songs like "Love Come Down", or Maurice White's for the Emotions).

Basically, I really like the dialectic of power and potential in the vocal-group w.producer, and am currently bored by the mere lumpen collectivity of the rockband per se, which its own creative make-up for granted (who was it on the board said the the Rolling Stones could today only ever revisit their moment of true demonic force by recasting themselves as an Ancient N*Sync?)

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fair point Ned, but I meant that taking Pinefox's question as a starting point for a discussion about whether contemporary pop is any good is a good thing to do. Lots of possible questions spin-off from this, e.g, does it MATTER if current pop is good/bad/innovative/risk taking/challenging/threatening? I think its none of these except 'bad', whilst accepting that 'bad' means nothing universally, and is just a judgement against a personal set of criteria.

Of Tim's list I have heard 1), 3) and 5). I like 1) quite a bit. I can find nothing of merit in 3) and 5). I'm sick of hearing about Spears as if she mattered one little bit. Tim - tell me WHY you think these are great singles.

Dr. C, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>>> I am standing "shoulder to shoulder" with the strong international alliance of free thinkers that is forming - Pinefox, Dave Q, DR C, Alex in NYC. -- DJ Martian

Now I've seen everything.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't hate rock, obviously: i get tired of its assumption based on the fetishising of technique and process that it MUST produce superior work — but y'know, i *am* punXoR and that plays on the idea that Rock = Dead (but Death =Power)
format of pistols = manufactured boyband
format of beatles = manufactured girlband

thesis of movie ROCK STAR is that the longevity of metal is explained by fact that any given metalband = a tribute band TO ITSELF (but movie then fails to explore throught that this is a GOOD THING!!)

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tim - saying you liked hip-hop for the 'lyrics and grooves' - see, that's a valid reason, which is all too rare, as, again, contemporary R&B (hey wait a second! How did hip-hop get dragged into this! That's cheating...oh never mind) fans give good rhetoric and polemic but NEVER an aesthetic defense. In my experience, anyway. Go on, somebody tell me why somebody shouting "I hate you so much right now" 16 times in a row over muffled pots and pans is more compelling than putting a glass up against my wall to listen to the neighbours fighting. (Pop fans also seem to fetishize process - "The reason this is so cool is they sampled that beat from somewhere really unusual" - even though the same product could've been reached quicker by switching on the Dr. Rhythm and picking no. 33 demo, which is probably what they do anyway, and make up these sample-quest stories to impress the same crits who give their review copies to their daughters after giving them five stars.)

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dj martian, alex in nyc and pinefox = fine fellows all in MANY ways, but NOT freethinkers!!
Dr C = my fellow punk therefore by defn wrong abt everything (in our atomic bathchairs we will still be a-whackin each other with our zimmer holo-frames)
dq = dq

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do you expect, one is what one is, partly at least. Nothing or little to be done.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Lumpen collectivity' - interesting area, because wouldn't a four-or- five-way power struggle yield more interesting psychodynamics than a simple two-way employer/employee (Svengali/Trilby) struggle? Simple exponential mathematics. Although I'd LOVE to read the inside dirt on Gloria Trevi.

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dr. C, I just talked about "Soul Sound" and "Cross The Border" on my blog, so go there for some if not all of my justifications.

Dave Q - hip hop got dragged in because it's meant to be there - R&B and hip hop and pop all influence eachother hugely, and to some extent are increasingly one genre. See, for example, "I'm A Slave 4 U" - an R&B track done by a pop singer produced by The Neptunes, who generally make hip hop.

Why do I like *R&B* specifically? Since you mention "Caught Out There", I'll start there. I love the way Kelis' vocals move from restrained sass to unbridled harshness so naturally. I love her totally over-the-top lyrics. I love the spoken word interjections, like she's having a conversation with the voices in her head. I love the two-tiered rhythm - cardiac-arrest jitter-beats over a stomping latinate kick drum groove, like robots dancing a salsa. I love the decaying cathode-ray synthesisers - at once suggestive of the failing, decaying relationship, and the hellish rain of fury and revenge Kelis plans to rain down upon her boyfriend like a computer game star-cruiser dropping missiles. Is that enough? I can assure you I could give aesthetically-motivated reasoning for liking every R&B track I like, but I'd be here all night.

Tim, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well for twenty-plus years i think it generally did: but currently i think it is in recession (but then so many rock bands today are duos plus hire-em fire-em backing musicians)

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like r'n'b cos I can dance round LC's living room to it. Are I stoopid?

DG, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

also the psychodymanics are constrained by the self-set limitation on acceptable "instrumental role" for rock (eg no rock bands with three bassplayers, two drummers, no guitarist). it's ALL v,g,b,d..., and a lot of it is ppl -playing "tribute band" in their heads to the pre-existing psychodynamic school of [insert name here]

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tim - yeah, THAT's the stuff! See, now if only R&B writers & listeners could explain stuff in that fashion, instead of relying on buzzwords and polarities! I still dislike "Caught Out There", but at least I understand what somebody would see in it, now. Even if I missed the point and you were parodying rockist discourse, in which case the laff is still on me because I could see where you were coming from.

Mark s - constraints are cool. The most repressed people are the most interesting from a voyeuristic standpoint, or have I got the 20th-Century-pop-media great unspoken all wrong?

dave q, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The rockism debates have definitely gotten a lot more nuanced; I may be in a minority in thinking that some of the threads from last year on the topic were really interesting
I think you're right, if you mean the Kelefa-inspired threads.

Jeff W (zebedee), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

"(not least because i was a lot more rockist four years ago) "

ha ha oops steve I read this as "(not least because it was a lot more rockist four years ago)"

Steve it is weird my memories of you as blueski seem like a very different person! I remember complaining that you only got into britney when she collaborated with the neptunes as this was not sufficiently rigorous for my orthodox popism, in retrospect this was unfair of me, you have marvellous taste.

Jeff - yeah that's what I mean.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

You can't sit around a campfire with an acoustic guitar leading a Puff Daddy singalong

Which is exactly why there was a market for Oasis in 1995, there is a market for Coldplay today, and there will be a market for similar acts in 2015 and 2025 as well. People don't want the well of songs to sing along to around campfires to dry out.

In the mid 90s, I was happy to see Britpop arrive, reviving the good old song. But then, Britpop ended quickly and I was afraid it was just as short-lasting revival.

However, the trend called "Coldsailor" by some people upthread here has now lasted since "The Man Who", and new bands within that same genre pop up all the time. The trend will change, and sadly it doesn't seem to appeal to the kids the same way "Wonderwall" and "Country House" did. But it is still there, and it is kind of evidence that new song-based music will still appear. So I am less afraid of the future of pop music now than I was in the past, knowing there will always be a market for proper melodic songs anyway. The song in its traditional form will never die.

Interesting thread btw, lots of interesting arguments from both sides. I do of course agree with Phil and Pinefox here, but both sides do make good points from time to time.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...
Found it!!

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Never mind the golden age of Popism, bring back the golden age of one word thread titles.

Groke, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

Bring back the golden age of pinefox being baffled by the 20th century.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

I am still waiting for this:

I would like to see a defence of R&B/pop that isn't some variation of a)"Well, what's so good about 'rock' then, eh? EH!!? (Notice they always cite 'rock', never Japanoise or Mafia ballads or whatever), b)"Get with the program, it's what people are buying", or c)"It's a big melting pot, assimilation is the future".

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.equi-signs.com/customer_proofs/BadAssBikers.jpg

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am just waiting for this R&B thing to end to have proper music in the charts again.


-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 April 2003 07:02 (4 years ago)


Whoops.

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

gosh! must read later when at home.

i never knew r&b even had haters in 01 :(

lex pretend, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

i never knew r&b even had haters in 01

whaaaat

braveclub, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

You must remember the brutal R&B hegemony of 00?

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

lex has a point. most of the indie kids my way only turned on r&b in 03, and had been boosters till that point

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

lex is one of the few that still rep. late 2002 i watched them all fall, one by one. down the pub each day, thered be one less tiara each week, it was like dominoes, till lex was the only one not in skinny jeans

dark days

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

I am still waiting for this:

I would like to see a defence of R&B/pop that isn't some variation of a)"Well, what's so good about 'rock' then, eh? EH!!? (Notice they always cite 'rock', never Japanoise or Mafia ballads or whatever), b)"Get with the program, it's what people are buying", or c)"It's a big melting pot, assimilation is the future".


d)Some of it sounds really really good.

chap, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

I am still waiting for this:
geir_hongro_mounting_gallows_nuremberg.jpg

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

what i mean is, all the archived ilx threads i've read from 01/02 are chocka with people raving about how amazing r&b/hip-hop are; as i remember it was critically praised to the skies (even the nme put aaliyah on the cover!); i literally didn't know ANYONE who didn't love whatever the latest destiny's child/tweet/missy/kelis single was; 99-02 is totally viewed as a golden age, now.

fwiw i've never seen any r&b-hata say anything in defence of their genre-dismissal which convinces me that nabisco's point upthread, about how the only sound in common which people could object to is the sound of black people rapping or singing, is inaccurate; though obv i haven't read this entire thread yet!

xps

lex pretend, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

Did Mark Morrison die in vain?

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

No, he got a stunt double to fill in for him

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

99-02 WAS a golden age, though, unlike 03-present.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

i never knew r&b even had haters in 01 :(

R&B was a lot more dominant in 2001 than it is now. Remember, 2002 was the year that saw the breakthrough of Pink and Avril Lavigne, and the coversion of Kylie Minogue into an electro act with much bigger mainstream success as a result. 2003 was the year that saw The Darkness revive hair metal, which is still very popular with a lot of kids.

Particularly in Europe, R&B now counts for only a quarter to a third of the mainstream chart pop (singles, that is), while in early 2002 it dominated almost totally.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

99-01 was a really bad era for music, while it has recovered somewhat from 2002 onwards.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

Lex you do know who the Pinefox is, right?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

its more of a what than a who

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

i met the pinefox at a party! he didn't know what a club was or why i would want to go to one

lex pretend, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

a real meeting of the minds

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

dont forget that time they went for a kebab with tuomas

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

I know what a club is, which is why I cannot imagine why anyone would go to one.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.

the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are

-- 600, Sunday, 15 April 2007

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

geir you might get some pussy

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

R&B was a lot more dominant in 2001 than it is now.
not really

hair metal, which is still very popular with a lot of kids.
not really

99-01 was a really bad era for music, while it has recovered somewhat from 2002 onwards.
not really

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Geir Hongro
not really

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

geir you might get some pussy

-- 696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007

not really

696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

*Geir scratching his ample head as to how cats can get into clubs*

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

Bring back the golden age of pinefox being baffled by the 20th century.

-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:16 AM


Where's that post along the lines of "Early ILX posts are all Pinefox going 'What's this about a horseless carriage? I'm not sure I care for it."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

Frankly I'm all for an experimental two-week period where everyone is barred from ILx except Pinefox and PJ Miller so we can have lots of Damon Runyon-style paragraph-sentence observations and it might tilt the boards in unexpected directions.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

I suspect that a lot of ppl who post or at least lurk here actually hold Pinefox / PJ Miller type opinions but hold back from expressing them coz of the drubbing they not unreasonably expect.

(actually that's me some of the time)

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think PJM might be quite surprised to learn that there's something as readily identifiable as a PJ Miller-type opinion. PJM's only contribution to this thread (I think) was to say, "I quite like Missy Elliot". Me too, PJ, me too.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

That is SUCH a PJ Miller thing to say.

My least liked songs in this week's top ten are Beyonce/Shakira and the dull-as-ditchwater Linkin Park effort, altho i don't think i've heard Akon. don't really get the love for the McFly single tho. curse you Manics for growing on me a little since i heard your song twice in the pub last Friday. could be/has been a lot worse for sure, mediocre as most of it is.

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

A better top ten:

1. McFly ft. Nina P - Your Love Alone Is Not Enough
2. Beyonce & Shakira - Give It To Me
3. Akon - Cupid's Chokehold
4. Gym Class Heroes - Don't Matter
5. Scooch - Take Control
6. Linkin Park - Flying The Flag (For You)
7. Timbaland - Beautiful Liar
8. Manic Street Preachers - What I've Done
9. Avril Lavigne - Transylvania
10.Amerie - Girlfriend

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha Avril should totally do a song called "Transylvania"!

Tim F, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

with 'Backstreet's Back' style video

blueski, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

"99-02 WAS a golden age"

surely, you must be joking!
was NOT a golden age for too many. there were about 3-4 bands i cared about, and i found myself digging deeper into back catalogs (CCR, JA, etc) and looking forward to less. never been into the r'n'b thing, so that's a moot point. pop (as it were) interested me less than r'n'b. rap was/is still sometimes alright. not often.
but, i have a better appreciation of more bands/artists now. so, it's actually more of a personal golden age now!

edde, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

never been into the r'n'b thing

this would be the problem then!

(your problem, not mine)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Lex OTM.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

no, no!
honest, it's never bothered me.
tis'nt a problem that i think needs a rectifying.

and it's not really a matter of dismissal, so much as i don't 'get it'.
someone does, and that's what counts, i guess.
but, then again, there are many things i do not 'get' (ie- free money, society, religion, etc) so r'n'b can remain a mystery to me for a lil while longer. i'm fine in that i keep finding other stuff i've never heard that i actively enjoy. so, yeah, no problem!

edde, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think "99-02 was a golden age" was in reference to pop/R&B in particular.

jaymc, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

It's really weird/embarrassing to read old things where I'd be so tentatively taking the position that "hey, guys, I'm starting to think pop/r&b are kinda good sometimes, maybe?"

nabisco, Friday, 30 May 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

ya

Surmounter, Friday, 30 May 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

Pinefox reject the commercial pop, and drift to the creative margins.

― DJ Martian, Monday, 8 October 2001 01:00 (13 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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