If Chris Martin had a bowel problem and desperately needed to use your toilet would you tell him to "fuck off, bald bastard" and sit back and laugh at his pain?

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Cos he is a twat.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And it'd be funny.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell, he can use my whole house - if he brings Gwyneth! :-)

― Melson (ArchCarrier), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I'm being kinda unfair. I was almost wishing for Coldplay when The Darkness won at the Brit Awards. You think things can't get any worse and then The Darkness sweep up...

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man, you have been right a total of three times on this thread. Well done.

― Stupid (Stupid), Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/c-man.txt

― sfwsd, Saturday, 21 February 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Again I ask - who is the fucking picture of?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you never ask about the other pictures of people posted on your threads, why so curious about this one?

if you must know it's Richard, 19 from Derbyshire, studying Economics at De Montfort

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Because for two of my threads now the same fucking picture has popped up, making me assume it has some sort of relevance. Who is Richard?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you never asked who the swan was - why is this different?

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not me, it's you.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i dont believe it. this is weird. calum, believe it or not, i think we might both know the same person, although not particularly well. i did suspect before but only a little

― g***th (gareth), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

What person do we both know?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

We should start calling you G-man. ;-)

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd rather not say, i'm just going to forward this thread onto a couple people though, see if they agree with me, then, if i'm right, well, i guess they'll pop up on ilx!

― g****h (gareth), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh okay. Do we both somehow know the person in the picture?

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/c-man.txt

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is he your son?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.staybeautifulclub.co.uk/welcome.htm

I can do it too you know.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, mine didn't come up.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/c-man.txt

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks friendly.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like he just ate a bag of dicks.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

do you look friendly?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks ugly.

RGB - are you still up for a FAP? I'm in Glasgow soon.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

8PM?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Email me.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have your address, C-Man.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Forever...

It's been hours
seems like days
since you went away
and all I do is check the screen
to see if you're okay
you don't answer when I phone
guess you wanna be left alone
so I'm sending you my heart my soul
and this is what I'll say

I'm sorry
oh so sorry can't you give me one more chance
to make it all up to you

E-mail my heart
and say our love will never die (and I)
I know you're out there
and I know that you still care (I know you care)
e-mail me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever...e-mail my heart

I can see you in my mind
coming on the line
and opening this letter
that I've sent a hundred times
here's a picture of us two (us two)
I look so good on you (on you)
and can't you please forgive me
for the hurt I put you through

I'm sorry
oh so sorry can't you give me one more chance
to make it all up to you

Forever...e-mail my
forever...e-mail my heart

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You got mail mate

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/juror8/TrollMan.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

e-mail him a heart.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

a horse's heart.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've made him an offer he can refuse.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd probably let him use my toilet, why not?

if jesus had a bowel problem and desperately needed to use your toilet you'd probably let him in, and so it is with all men

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahhh, Britney...

― scottontharox (scottkundla), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

What was the swans name, by the way?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 22 February 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jobsmaps.com/other/pictures/twat.jpg

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 22 February 2004 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

poor Sean Lennon

― xsxdcvxydc, Sunday, 22 February 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Louis Theroux's let himself go.

― Nick H (Nick H), Sunday, 22 February 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is he on the toilet? why is there a security camera in the toilet?

― keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 22 February 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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