why do you like limp bizkit?!!

I went home and popped it in and now I know it sucks. I quickly traded the cd for Tool's "Undertow". So now you know, I have heard them, and I still think they suck, and here are the reasons why:

1. FRED DURST- Who does he think he is? First off, he can't rap. He's just another Vanilla Ice, but with a band so he thinks he's a "Rock Star". Another reason is that red NY hat, I hate that hat, give it a rest. That girl from "Son of the Beach" went out with him so I bet he thought he was a "pimp", but she dumped him, nookie that Fred.

2. THE MUSIC- The band is way to good for Limp Bizkit. Wes Borland is a pretty damn good guitar player... wait a minute, what am I saying? Wes sucks and so does the rest of the band! . What's up with that face paint and the contacts, he like a freaky baboon on crack. And the 7-string guitar that stupid what does he need that for. And the bassist he even plays bass wiggerish.

3. DJ LETHAL- I hate any band with a DJ, it is unecessary and it's stupid, whoopee you can scratch a record. I guess it has to do with me being very anti-techno, I can't stand that crap!!!

4. THEIR IMAGE- They are just making the wigger image more popular, we don't need anymore of those guys. Fred Durst is the ultimate, down with him. He's a fake! Counterfeit was about him!!! 5. THEIR POPULARITY- I wouldn't hate them as much if they weren't so damn popular. I respect their rights as "artists" but they are pushing the boundaries. There is no room for anyone else. All the cool bands just got thrown by the wayside to make way for Limp Bizkit. If they weren't so popular then other bands would get airplay as well, and I wouldn't be so bitter about them . 6. TEENY BOPPERS- Limp Bizkit claims to be all hard rock and hard core, but deep inside they are nothing more than a mere boy band. If you look at the majority of their fans, they are prep teens that wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothes, have bleach blonde hair, are wiggers, and have Jay-Z and other rap music in their cd collections. They saw them on TRL and said, "Oh these guys are popular, maybe if I go buy their cd I'll be popular too." They become teeny boppers immediatly after.

All the people that are hard core bought Limp's first cd and realized how bad it sucked and never listened to it again. You can tell that lots of people stopped liking them right after "Break Stuff" didn't get on TRL (in fact I've never seen that video). I guess it was just too violent for the ignorant minds of the teenies.

So it didnt't get on, that means it wasn't "cool," so people stopped liking them. Now don't get me wrong, those were just the superficial prep bitches that stopped liking them, they still have legions of fans. Look on Yahoo! there were 291 clubs for Limp Bizkit the last time I checked. Is that said or what?

7. RAP CORE- Limp Bizkit comes off saying they are rock, they play rock music, and they are rock stars. How do you say that "N2gether now" is rock? They have Redman or Method man or one of those guys in there and they are rapping the entire time! "Oh, I'm Fred Durst and I'm a rock star, I'm big and bad, and I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Obviously I was raised an idiot and don't know my left foot from a stop sign." They are rap, and bad at it for that matter, Vanilla Ice can rap better than Fred Durst.

Pretty much everyone of their songs is rap, they have a cheesy, wanna be rock, warmed over 80's bullshit rock sound. Not even that good, Fred can't sing! He can't rap, he's a wigger that think's he's all bad because he wears a red NY hat backwards and to cover a bald spot no less! What a moron! How can he say he's rock, he know's he lying! I hate him! This rap core thing is stupid.

You're probably wondering, "What about Rage Against the Machine?" Rage doesn't fit into that category because Zach isn't white, he's not a queer, and he can rap! Their lyrics have meaning and purpose, and Tom Morello is a badass guitar player. So now you know.

8. RADIOSTORM.COM: THE OFFICIAL LIMP BIZKIT RADIO- I was listening to WinAmp the other day when I ran across this piece of crap. This station plays nothing but Limp Bizkit... an entire station that plays only Limp Bizkit, it's the devil himself! Why on earth would you do this? Why does any one need to listen to this much Limp Bizkit? I can understand a station playing Limp a few times, but all day everyday? That in itself is enough reason to kill yourself (Just Kidding).

9. THE COVERS- I mean why would anyone want to cover "Faith"? That song sucked it the first place. Why would Limp Bizkit think that they can make it better? Fred says he's this big TooL fan, so that means he can cover TooL songs. I've heard him do "Sweat", "Sober", and "Opiate", and they all sucked. I'm gonna find them and put them up here so you can hear him trying to sound like Maynard. It total crap. 10. VIDEOS- What give Fred Durst the idea that he can direct videos? And why did he continue the ending of "Freak on a leash" to the video of "Falling away from me"? Both of those songs sucked. Does he have to make a cameo in every damn video? He's in "Falling" and in all of those Staind videos. I swear to God he needs to get over himself. Maybe NIN's next single will be "Where is everybody?" and Durst can direct the video and continue the ending of "We're in this together", I'd sure like to know what happens to Trent. Jesus. Stop him please.

11. BREAKSTUFF- This song. What can you say? Oh I know... It's about the stupidest song I've ever heard! And the video! The video is a horrible piece of crap (directed by Durst of course!). First off, the whole thing with all the rappers in the video, Limp's supposed to be hard rock and here they are with the G's. And the line, "It's all about the he said she said bullshit," what's that about? What does that have to do with beating the shit out of someone? And the chainsaw line, dear God is that not the stupidest thing, how cliche. Obviously Fred Durst takes after Richard Patrick from Filter, don't get me wrong old Filter was cool, but you have to admit they had some of the stupidest lyrics in the history of music. I mean the chorus to "Hey Man Nice Shot," was "A man/ Has gun/ Hey man/ Have fun" a three year old could have written that. I swear I can see Patrick at his desk at night with his trusty rhyming dictionary trying to learn to write. I can see Fred doing the same, except he has the SLANG dictionary, cuz he's worried about be "cool." So there we go. Actually the music in "Breakstuff" is decent, but they need to beat the crap out of Fred. 12. CSHFW- What does that mean? "Chocolate Starfish in the Hotdog Flavored Water." When I first heard about this, I was under the impression that it was a joke made by Durst that it would be the title of their next record. I thought, "Good, a joke. Even LB wouldn't be gay enough to name their cd that!" But lo and behold... THEY DID IT ANYWAY!!! This is just a total sellout title, they are basically saying that we are so popular now, that we can make a album filled with total shit, and give it the gayest name we can think of, and people will still buy it. It prolly will go platnum. Jeez. I'm not even gonna talk anymore. 13. THE FREE TOUR- Sponsered by Napster no less!!! This is just a last ditch attempt to make people like them again. They say, "Oh, hhmmmm, we aren't getting much airplay, our shit isn't selling too well. Let's go on a free tour and get people to think we're cool again!" Well you know what? Limp's getting paid like 2 million for this tour. So the only reason it's free you trendy bitches, is because your favorite band sold out. BIG TIME. So all you little whiners that didn't believe it before can just eat your words, because this is too big to deny. 14. 3 DOLLAR BILL, YALL$- Okay, Limp's first cd. All these people say, "Limp used to be cool before they sold out. Significant Other sucks, but 3 Dollar kicks ass!!!" Well, NO! The first cd sucks too!!! It's the same stupid crap that's on the other cd, Fred's still trying to rap and Wes is still trying to learn to play the 7 string without looking like a retard. And another thing, Fred thing with Tool, get off it Fred!!! TOOL HATES YOU! What with "Stink Finger"? Trying to copy TooL's "Stinkfist" Idiot. Just give it a rest.

15. THE M:I 2 THEME- Well, what can I say, Limp didn't do such a bad job at this, it's actually pretty decent, and that in itself is a reason to hate them...... ALL RIGHT THIS IS AN AMENDMENT TO THIS REASON: I wrote this when the M:I2 theme was just music, and it was decent, but know I've heard the complete song and it sucks total ass. And Fred I know why I wanna hate you, cuz your a fucking idiot and need to shut your stupid ass mouth. And as for the world wide hate, it's all for you, and unfortunatly, it's not all the world has seen lately. 16. PRIMUS- Primus is one of my favorite bands ever and now I hear a connection between Limp and Primus!! God no! Primus let Limp on their tour, then Fred made an appearance on "Anti-Pop" and then Primus went on the Family Values tour. Man now Limp is corrupting good bands! Jeez will it ever stop? I think maybe Primus was making fun of Limp by putting them on a cd entitled "Anti-Pop" 17. HATEMAIL- OK I'm just gonna get pissed off at these stupid little Limp Bitches. Not the band but their stupid ass fans. I was at the one other limp sucks site http://limpsucks.tripod.com/ and I was reading the hatemail, and this stupid little bitch said... wait... here I'll paste it: Misti you're so onesided... the least you could do is GIVE THEM SOME FUCKING CREDIT LIKE THEY DESERVE... they made it this far, not everyones strong enough like jon davis *sure he may becoming somewhat conceited* and the many other singers that havent cracked, but there are millions of others out there that HAVENT MADE IT THIS FAR BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THEM... so give em credit at least someone likes them. sure you dont, but not everyone has to like everything you do. if you would just look at it from the perspective of, ok i dont like that but someone else must so oh well, then life would be better.... DONT DISS IT CUZ YOUR GONNA GET MORE HATE MAIL THAN CONGRATULATIONS.... no one will congratulate you for dissing a band that they like, and with all of the fans they have... GOD NEVER MIND YOU"LL NEVER GET IT IN YOUR EMPTY THICK LITTLE MIND HOW EXTREMELY IGNORANT THIS IS BEING!!!!!! Misti, do you know you're a retard? Do you think that someone would make a site devoted to hating a band without having reason to hate them, do you think we don't know they have fans, do you think we don't like any bands, that we just sit in our rooms all day and think about hating limp bizkit? Huh? No. I know they have fans, they obviously do because THERE ARE A MILLION FUCKING LIMP BIZKIT SITES ON THE NET!!! There are 2 I think major Limp Sucks sites, mine and his, and if you're just a fan then why in the hell are you at a LB sucks site in the first place ya dumb bitch? And Jon Davis... Oh Jon Davis. Well, he used to have a purpose, back a few years ago when KoRn was cool they helped me, he vented his aggression and I vented mine. I needed it, then I grew out of KoRn. Good thing because they sold out. Jon vented everything and now he has nothing to write about. Now those kids that were my age have the new KoRn and are not getting anything from it but pressure to be a wigger and fit in with all these queers. I mean listen to the new lyrics, what is Make Me Bad about anyway? It makes no sense. Songs like Clown and Ball Tongue had purpose and meaning, now hes just writng lyrics in between jack off time and pretending to be depressed time. He's a sell out whether or not you choose to believe it. So, I'm an american and I have the first amendment, I know it sounds lame but it's true, and I can say anything I want about anybody and no one can do a thing about it. If I want to "diss" Limp Bizkit and call Fred Durst Faget Freddie I will do so and you can keep on bitchin' Misti, but theres not a damn thing you can do about it, so shut up. That's all I feel like writing about for now, kiddies.