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SLAP!

I'm Rick James, bitch.

― Rick James, Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

So.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

― Rick James, Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/rick_james.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm Aja.

How ya doing?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 21 February 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on guys, it's funny but it's not THAT funny. Make up your own jokes instead of old ones? Okay thanks bye fagorts

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What are 'fagorts'?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick James, bitch. (ps thanx for my new windows background.)

― r.j., Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

wait. not that funny? that episode is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

COLD BLOODED!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, I'm Rick James.

http://www.canoe.ca/AlbumCoversA/aphex.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey there!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

no.. that's DICK james

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

wait. not that funny? that episode is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

you should see more things then.

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the point of this?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

there are more laughs and quotable lines in that episode than in most "comedy" movies, but this isn't the I LOVE HUMOR board, so i won't go any further.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

aja, this whole rick james thing is from an episode of the dave chappelle show.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a celebration

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a celebration, bitches!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

there are more laughs and quotable lines in that episode than in most "comedy" movies

then we should repost transcripts of the whole episode in every thread then, yeah? it would be more helpful than just posting the same two jokes.

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

oh! i know what we could do. we could host transcripts of all the chappelle show episodes and then just post links to the jokes we want to cite instead of repeating the same text over and over. i like that idea.

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

aja, this whole rick james thing is from an episode of the dave chappelle show.

Oh ok.

I've only seen that show twice.

I like the one with the black blind authour. He thinks he's white and writes all these white power books. It's funny.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dean!

Pay attention.

I'm Rick James, bitch.

Bitch.

Rick James.

Get it through your head.

Rick James, bitch.

― rj, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, hilarious. you're the benny hill of ilx.

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm Aja.

I'm listening to Nirvana on the radio.

YEAH!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

must have missed those threads. but dean, why not just avoid this thread?

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Avoid? Shit, you cain't avoid this. I'm Rick James, bitch.

― rj, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop saying 'bitch', BITCH!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll stop saying "bitch" if anyone can guess wich former regular poster who kicked it with TOMBOT on a regular basis during 2002 I am, bitch. Until then, I'm Rick James, bitch.

― rj, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm worried it will spill into the ether and cause young impressionable kids to think they're funny and then will try to be screenwriters and comedians and fail and fill the bars trying to drown their misery in alcohol and crimes and stds will rise and so on and so forth and every one on every show and every corner and every newspaper will ring with some douche screaming "I'm XXX XXXXXX, bitch!"

― dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a bitch!

http://hem.passagen.se/indianfox/minwebbplats/images/Best%20Bitch%202%20Dutch%20FTC.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You cain't logic your way outta this one, I'm Rick James, bitch.

― rj, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm Aja.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

In a way, we are all Aja.

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Now how is that?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop saying what!

I did.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, I got James Brown's and Sly & the Family Stone's greatest hits on shuffle and loop, also I got a case of Shiner Bock and a 5th of Turkey. I'm gonna be here all night, bitch. And you can count on it, because I'm Rick James, bitch.

― rj, Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm Aja.

I'll be here for a while too.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

This rj guy. Come on. Sheesh. Everyone knows that I'm Rick James, bitch.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Uuuuuuuunityyyyyyyyyyy

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

SLAP!

Rick James, Bitch.

― rj (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!!!

It's Rick James!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, if you're talking about me, you right, because I am Rick James, bitch. Give props.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you nigga, I'm Rick James, bitch.

― rj (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja, if you're talking about me, you right, because I am Rick James, bitch. Give props.

I was talking to you Mr. James!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Rick James, bitch.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitch!

― rj (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

BITCH!

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What's rj's problem?

He's obviously Ricardo Joliano.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

BEEYATCH!

― rj (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up Ricardo!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! "BEEYATCH"? That's way too new school. I'm Rick James, Bitch.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck. You got me.

― rj (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn straight. Cain't fuck with Rick James, bitch.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the stupidest thread I've ever seen that ran over 50 posts.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I was noticing that, too.

That was a killer funny episode, though. And a little touching. Poor Rick James. Cocaine is indeed a hell of a drug.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 22 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

mheheheheh

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Sunday, 22 February 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny as that was (90% of it hinging on Chappelle's voice), Prince kicking Charlie's ass at basketball was even better.

"Game. Blouses."

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Sunday, 22 February 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I (heart) dean

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 22 February 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja and I will be one when we get married in, lets say 10 years ok baby?

― Dante-Cubed (Sean3), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to know, was the skit based off a real story? It seemed like they just did an interview with Rick James and it was so insane they decided to re-make it. If so, who is Charlie Murphy?

― David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 22 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

darkness!

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 22 February 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. Hold my drink, bitch.

― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Seemed more like they did an interview with Charlie Murphy, and it was so insane they had to get Rick James to corroborate the story.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Charlie Murphy is Eddie's brother. You may remember him as "Gusto" in _CB4_

also, the sketch was fine, but i thought it a bit much to run the length of the show. the Prince story was a better story, with Charlie having much more of a clueless face when relating it.

"Pancakes. I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP."

― Kingfish Beatbox (Kingfish), Sunday, 22 February 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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