what would be your "most wanted song" and your "most unwanted song"?

a while ago, a whole bunch of people were polled by komar & melamid & dave solder to see what they'd like to hear in their "most wanted song" and vice versa for their "most unwanted song". using this info, they came up with the world's most wanted song, which 72% of people are most likely to warm to, as well as the world's most unwanted song, which apparently no more than 200 people in the entire world could like.

the stats were pretty interesting - the world's most unwanted song would include operatic rapping and bagpipes and be at least 25 minutes long, while the most wanted was ... well, you can see here: http://www.diacenter.org/km/musiccd.html

anyway, the point to my lengthy preamble is this: i am putting together a zine about music, and i would like to hear what people's personal "most wanted" and "unwanted" songs are. i've had a few so far, ranging from serious blow-by-blow descriptions of what instruments would feature to kooky scenarios where the federal immigration minister would be accompanied a capella by employees of ACM, who run the UN-condemned detention centres incarcerating asylum seekers in australia. ("most unwanted" song indeed.) someone else simply quipped that their most wanted song as ozzie osbourne conducting a psychedelic orchestra.

so i was wondering, what would people's most wanted and unwanted songs sound like?

My unwanted one would have loops of Celine Dion-like squealing and end with Elton John trying to rap the Tax Pack for 40 minutes. Oh, and there'd be a sex scene guitar solo in there somewhere too. My wanted one has boy-girl vocals and ba-ba-bas and bass clarinet and glocks and 70s disco-esque flute-samples etc etc with some permafrost Cat Power-esque vocals & kooky electronic flourishes and sharp beats. No bagpipes though.