Songs about ... aaaaaugh! ... sex diseases

"When I drill, I don't spill, even if she's on the pill
keep my weapon covered, concealed, and in a shield
cause I dont need that A-I-D-S
a D and an A missin' out my ADIDAS."

Also:
E-Rotic: "Billy Put a Condom On Your Willy"
Sin With Sebastian: "Put It On"

"STDs,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
there's a finger falling off of me,
Oh I believe,
I've caught an STD

Syphilis....
I contracted it with just a kiss....
Now it hurts to even take a piss....
Oh I believe I have syphilis."

....but you don't have to take my word for it!

Adding real liquid nitrogen to the fire,
Ween: "The HIV Song"

"Lepracy,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
there are pieces falling off of me..."

Etc.

"And while we're at it, baby, why don't you tell me one of your
biggest fears?"
I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease."
"Just kidding," I said. "Losing my life to a whore with disease."
She said, "Excuse me, please?!"
I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease."
She said, "Please."
Well, I'm a humble guy with healthy desire
Don't give me no shit because...

Frisco Kid - "Rubbers" (joyride riddim)

"Die out like flowers, die out like flowers"

Recently posted on this weblog

and i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess anal cunt has a song or two about stds...

Burn me, I get into shit
I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once
But that was only gonorrhea

it's actually "Easy E. Got AIDS From Freddy Mercury"

if it wasn't obvious these are anal cunt songs

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN
YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN
YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS
YOU TOOK A HIV TEST

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH
YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE
NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN
AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON

I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die

A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOM
I GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPED
YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGE
THEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY FOR NOTHING

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

YOU THOUGHT YOUR SON WAS ON A DIET, SO YOU DIDN'T WORRY TO MUCH
AT THE FUNERAL, I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED, AND LAUGHED AT YOU
I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH
SO I SHOT YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU

I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
I MADE YOUR KID GET AIDS, SO YOU COULD WATCH IT CRY

BRACS, SUMMER CAMP, COLLAGE YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
FOOD, CLOTHING, TRIPS TO DISNEY WORLD, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY
LUNCH MONEY, FIELD TRIPS, TOYS, YOU WASTED ALL YOUR MONEY

Diseases by Michigan and Smiley
Kiss Somebody by Johnny Osbourne
Gun In A Baggy by Little Lenny

"Love isn't funny, when it is burning inside"

T.L.C Waterfalls

m.

"Show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD!"

... and of course there's the Supremes' "Love Is Like an Itching in My Heart": "a burning sensation," indeed ...

p.s. don't forget the Salt-N-Pepa PSA, "Let's Talk About AIDS"

"Yeah, I got burnt by gonorrhea TWICE!"

"so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested"

and yet more eminem:

Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis

"Don't Try to Cure Yourself"

It's as if it goes along with a slide-show.

I'll post it online when I get home tonight.

www.acuterecords.com/DontTrytoCureYourself.mp3

"But he carried on, with the same old stuff
with Stephanie, like a whammy, he pressed his luck
Both tried to be down with O.P.P.
Ain't nuttin' wrong but he got caught with the H.I.V. now
No life to live, doc says two more years
So after the laughter, I guess comes the tears"

And despite what everyone says, it's a damn good song, one of the best on "36 Chambers".

I heard that one on the radio once.

"For you, my heart was yearning /
And how I love you so /
It´s cause of you’ my dick is burning /
It´s dripping on my toe"