Things Christian rock bands might say in the final moments before their show to get "pumped"

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"Let's rock!-- to a certain extent."

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, probably "amen".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Blessed be."

Now is probably a good time to point you towards this short documentary on the Stryper reunion at the *band convention* in Arcadia, CA last year.

Amen.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's Go and CRUCIFY those sinners! St Peter, Patron Saint of ROCK! be with us now!

― pete s, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"From this angle, you can Our Crucified Lord's balls!"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

eat? suck? roast? lard? praise? smell? sanctify?

― pete s, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet... rock!"

― andy, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"We're Creed!"

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Token: But you spent all the money we made!
Cartman: We're Faith Plus One, Token, there'll be plenty more money. Relax and enjoy, black asshole. [addresses the milling crowd] There's hors d'oeuvres and drinks by the Ferris wheel, everyone! [Stan, Kyle, and Kenny arrive and join Cartman onstage] Oh Kyle, guys, so nice to see you!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

did you see how many little boys are out in the audience?

meow!

― ddb, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha andy wins

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"Who's got the blow?"

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's Go Crack Some Tablets!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Our Father, Who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy Kingdom Come
Thy Will be done,
In this venue as it is in heaven,
And give us this day, Our daily bread,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us,
Lead us not into temptation after the show,
But deliver us from evil,
For thine is the kingdom, the Power and the Glory,
Forever and ever,
Amen

― pete s, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

...now let's get out there and kick some ass!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Step it up, guys! The critic from Plugged In is here!"

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"I hope no bad people show up."

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thou shalt not suck."

― maypang (maypang), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's go forth and make a joyful noise unto the Lord, men!'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"I think I saw J.C. out in row 23 guys!!"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of a weak guitar solo.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Unh. . . unh. . . unh. . .ooooh watch the teeth. . .oh yeah baby suck my balls. . . unh."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's kick it to Satan!'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Taint it up!"

― Zach S (feedback), Thursday, 4 March 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Have the roadies bring some hot chicks backstage after the show so we can "minister" to them.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 4 March 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's kick out the jams, motherfuckers.....sorry"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

An album title for "ACJC"

"Bless me Father, for we have ROCKED!!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Alright, let's make this the big one for Jesus

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Beware of the rosaries cause I'm sure they're gonna get you .....

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

2,200,000,000 Jesus fans can't be wrong

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tobyfoster.clara.net/Halloffame/hfpics/chrislynham.jpgOH YES THEY CAAA-AAAN!!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

love and joy and peace and patience,
kindness, goodness, faithfulness,
gentleness and self control

and where did i put my sandals?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 4 March 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Brothers and sisters,
I wanna see a sea of hands out there.
Let me see a sea of hands.
I want everybody to kick up some noise.
I wanna hear some revolution out there, brothers.
I wanna hear a little revolution.
Brothers and sisters, the time has come
For each and every one of you to decide
Whether you are gonna be the problem,
Or whether you are gonna be the solution.
You must choose, brothers, you must choose.
It takes 5 seconds, 5 seconds of decision.
Five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet.
It takes 5 seconds to realize that it's time to move.
It's time to get down with it.
Brothers, it's time to testify and I want to know,
Are you ready to testify?
Are you ready?
I give you a testimonial, the J C 1.....

And right now, right now, right now it's time to
KICK OUT THE MERCHANTS AND THE MONEYCHANGERS, MOTHER SUPERIORS!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeeaaaah, long but worth it in the end...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"'ello Gommorrah!"

― Myonga Von Bontee, Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

No sleep 'til after midnight mass!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Push your halo in your eyes and go!

― Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Don't know what they'd say prior, but they'd open with:

"If You Want Blood, Look Elsewhere"

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 26 January 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

JEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUSSSS! YEAHHH!

― MacDara, Sunday, 27 January 2008 09:48 (seventeen years ago)

"Get thee behind the mixing board, Howard!"

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 27 January 2008 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

Bahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC, Sunday, 27 January 2008 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

What about things Christian RAP groups (ie, Gospel Gangstaz) say before their show to get pumped?

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 27 January 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.gospelgangstazmusic.com/Home.html

hmm that song in the vid isn't half bad.......

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 27 January 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

"For those about to rock -- we prayed for you!"

― novaheat, Sunday, 27 January 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Can I PLEASE have a little more guitar in my monitor, O brother in Christ?"

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 27 January 2008 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

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