If you ate your iPod, what would it taste like?

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Mine would taste like succotash, gumdrops, molasses and vagina.

What would yours taste like?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet, with suggary pop and dirty, down south sugar kane.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 4 March 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine would taste like plastic, LCD displays, and bits of electronic circuit boards!!!!!

Just as well, I don't have one to eat, then!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 4 March 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a clay tuna that just ate six raspberries.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Blood and glass.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Microhouse.

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hot dogs!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet victory.

― maypang (maypang), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

BLAK LICKERISH

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

sushi

― ddb, Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Syrup, synth and gang violence.

― Rollie Pemberton (Rollie Pemberton), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

mochi ice cream

― justin (Justin M), Thursday, 4 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit.

― scott m (mcd), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

it would taste like your mom's meatloaf

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wondering if it would taste like putting a 9-Volt battery on your tongue?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

actually it would taste like the blood, sweat, and tears of the RIAA. TASTY!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

If I ate my iPod, I would be eating my best friend, and I don't eat my friends.

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't call it "my" iPod or "the" iPod...it's just iPod.

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Now.. where did I leave iPod?"

Creepy.

― maypang (maypang), Thursday, 4 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a ricecake

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

A horribly busy, complicated collage of tastes that don't necessarily complement each other. Bits of Bee Gees tunes awkwardly intermingling with Alien Sex Fiend, Anthrax, the Plasmatics, Simon & Garfunkel and Cop Shoot Cop. It would be a mess.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Like meat.

― Cacaman Flores, Friday, 5 March 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

dont have an ipod but it would taste like the scent of lavender mmmmm

― Doryphoros, Friday, 5 March 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

part Astropop (I lost my front tooth biting into one o those, goddammit), part fish 'n chips, w/ extra salt 'n vinegar.

― Thea (Thea), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

like the dream that it is in my mind

― hector (hector), Friday, 5 March 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

like chicken, obv.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't call it "my" iPod or "the" iPod...it's just iPod.

It's funny I call it "the" iPod. Even when talking about "my" iPod. It deserves a more royal article.

― scott m (mcd), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife refers to it as the iSpod.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

aw, my first thread is so very lame

― “run around like a maniac, hilariously insult the audience” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

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