If you actually owned an ipod, what the fuck would you do with it?

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Do airport personnel turn them on to see if the innards are all intact and functioning? Because if not, then DRUG SMUGGLING comes to mind!

― Aaron A., Friday, 5 March 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

a man after my own heart!

If I actually owned an ipod, i would listen to it on the subway, on bus rides and when my roommate is practicing/wants quiet. i would probably also play the song guessing game a lot!

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

one thing i wouldn't do fer shure would be caring what it tasted like

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd probably just bring it with me wherever I went, just like all those other assholes do.

― maypang (maypang), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I am that asshole and it is great. iPods are like reverse cell phones, mine further isolates me from polite society - whats not to love?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the commercials!

― Aaron A., Friday, 5 March 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I bring it to work and plug it into these computer speakers and every 20 minutes yell out to my coworkers, what do you want to hear!?!? I got like a million songs on here! To which they respond with a list of crappy artists I don't have on there. btw, the battery totally sucks on these things. I love the interface and all, but I'd consider getting something different so that I wouldn't have to worry about it running out on me.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 5 March 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

give it to the poor

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd put all my band's songs on it first

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

because that's our target audience

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

like in our song "kiss me bum"

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 5 March 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

STICK IT UP MY ASS

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 5 March 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you plug your ipod into your CD player? If so that's what i'd do,
cos i can't listen to earphones

― pete s, Friday, 5 March 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i use it to dj with - i bring two crates or so of vinyl to gigs, then use the iPod as a third option for when i don't have a record with me of a song i want to play. its awesome.

― mr. blair (mr. blair), Friday, 5 March 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Use it as a weepon, and stick it up someone else's ass

― Cacaman Flores, Friday, 5 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd connect it to my body intravenously and then start a new thread: "what the fuck did you ever do before you actually owned an ipod?"

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen to Puddle of Mudd, cuz they ROOL!!!

― wes scanlon, Friday, 5 March 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd eat it, natch.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i use it to dj with

I would use iPods exclusively in Djing. But then you have to dress like a dude from Devo too for the full effect.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Using an iPod to DJ would be a lot like using a Sybian to make love to a girl.

― maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sybian.com/images/Sybian.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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