Defend the Indefensible: Simply Red

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Doctor C. listens exclulsively to Simply Red, so should be summarily ignored due to his appalling lack of taste. Killing Joke speaks for itself. If you don't get it, then that's your loss, you sheep!

-- Motel Hell (motelhel...), March 21st, 2001.

Yeah, I wrote that. Nice, eh? I was an angr(ier) man, then.

My wife is a huge and unapologetic fan of Simply Red. The fact that she owned the 7" of Killing Joke "Love Like Blood" before I'd ever met her helps me forgive her for being such an ardent Hucknallite. It strikes me, however, that with the possible exception of the Beautiful South, Ocean Colour Scene and a man-sized chunk of Paul Weller's post-Jam catalog (hello, Style Council), fewer artists are as maligned in their own homeland as Simply Red. Sure, maybe he's the UK's equivalent of Michael Bolton, but his staggeringly huge ego and celebrated libido (as if ANYONE wants to mentally picture Mick Hucknall naked!?!?!) further damn him (and didn't he also date Catherine Zeta-Jones at one point?) In any event, whether its his extracurricular activities, vast self-esteem or mawkishly middle-of-the-road faux-soulman schtick, few people....apart from my lovely wife....seem to have time for the man (though lots of people bought his albums, once upon a time).

In an attempt to rouse my wife's spirits from a funk she's experiencing at the moment (details are readily available on another thread, but that's not important here), we're currently playing Simply Red at a rather zealous volume at the moment. I must confess to owning Picture Book, which I purchased as a cassette at the tail end of Summer `86, as it reminded me of my summer job as a lowly dishwasher at a restaurant where the album was endlessly played. While I'd be fibbing to say I'm enjoying it, I'm not finding it any more offensive than a gajillion other artists. It's certainly less painful to listen to than Van Morrison (whom my wife also adores).

So....are there any Simply Red supporters on ILM? Speak out!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take "If You Don't Know Me By Now" over "Never Tear Us Apart." Though I'll take those Breathe hits like "Hands To Heaven" over either.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I know I've asked this before to no avail, but I'm just going to have to ask it again: please, please, please give me some concrete details about Hucknall's assholedom.

It's not that I don't believe people when they say he's an asshole -- I do. It's just that I want some big dirty DIRT.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! "Holding Back the Years"!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't he a punk or something back in the day? A roadie for a very non-Simply Red type of band or something? I know I read something like that somewhere.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't he a punk or something back in the day?

Well, according to "24 Hour Party People", he was at the first `Pistols gig in Manchester circa `76/`77 or so.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ok yeah it was something like that. I think he might have roadied for Joy Division too or something. Dude wasn't always blue-eyed soul.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh wait! he roadied for the Fall! I read that in Hip Priest.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no Simply Red, no Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that picture

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

wasn't hucknall's punk band called the frantic elevators.

pete s, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I seem to remember some story where Hucknall claimed he was the best singer around -- maybe even the best singer ever -- which causes me to look at him somewhat askance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes he wakes up at night, sweating profusely, remembering that stranger's somewhat askance look. He's not one to doubt himself, but...that LOOK...what did it mean???

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

not a defense, just a thought...many Manchester connections, members from early versions of the Durutti Column, and an ex-Simply Red drummer was playing with a 1995 version of the Distractions....

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

why does yous make these so difficult???????????

peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Then there's the funding of the Blood and Fire label, which I gather is a good thing though I'm content to let Dr. C/Martin S/Tim H/Cybele speak more authoritatively on that front.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Snrub is right, Holding Back the Years is as magically delicious as Don't Dream It's Over by Crowded House.

Born-Again Pubescent Undercover Pocket Nihilist Crochet Ninja (mjt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

these are the creamy 80s goodness that passed many a drive around town with my mother

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Holding back the Years" gives me goose bumps still. That's all I have to say.

otto, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

For Blood and Fire reissue of the Congos alone the Simply Red guy is easily defensible.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Then there's the funding of the Blood and Fire label..."

W T F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

peepee (peepee), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not getting the DIRT I demanded.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah some of Hucknall's money goes into Blood And Fire.

He has a ruby tooth!

"Holding Back The Years" is good, never better than in Rodney's wedding in Only Fools And Horses - of course then they continued the series and the moment now seems curdled.

"Money's Too Tight To Mention" is OK, not as good as the original but OK.

I used to like "Something Got Me Started" but lord knows why.

I heard their anti-Thatcher song "Wonderland", off the Stars album, the morning after the 1992 election and it worked for me as a song. I'm not sure I've heard it since.

"Fairground" has interesting drums.

That's it I think.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

If Simply Red had never been famous, we would never of had the excellent story of Mick Hucknall having to cut his dreadlocks off after someone puked in them.

___ (___), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

...someone being Martine McCutcheon.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The Frantic Elevators stuff that I've heard is really rather good - I'm pretty sure you'd like it Mr. In NYC and what's more, this could be the first last and only opportunity you'll ever get to buy yourself a CD and actually get brownie points from the missus for doing so!

If you can find it of course.

I don't know about his having been at the 'Pistols gig in Manchester (if everyone who claimed to have been at that gig actually had been, they'd have needed to re-locate from the Lesser Free Trade Hall to Old Trafford!) but there's certainly footage of The Clash and Siouxsie & The Banshees from (I think) '77 in which a young Mr. Hucknall can be seen in the audience.

I've heard that he roadied for one of the Manc. punk bands but I can't remember which one - I'll check with Joey (Buzzcocks roadie since '77) I'm sure I've got his e-mail address here somewhere....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Holding Back the Years" is indeed a lovely bit of melancholia. Upon its release, I was convinced it was Carly Simon who sang it, not some pock-marked, red-haired freak from the North of England. I was wrong, of course.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i liked 'somethings got me started' too

jeremy jordan (cruisy), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I have "Holding back the years" by the Frantic Elevators..

Imagine the fall trying really hard to play "holding back the years", without the "I'll keep holding on" bit, and that's what it sounds like...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Money's Too Tight To Mention": I'd read about the Valentine Brothers original version, but had never heard it. Covering it and making it into a hit struck me as an act of good taste.

"The Right Thing": DJ-ing at two friends' engagement party in the back room of a pub in 1987, playing this early on to get the dancing started (only my third or fourth gig, didn't care what it took), and looking out over a floor full of happy people.

"Something Got Me Started" (Hurley's House Mix): dancing in New York, summer 1991. First visit, first dancefloor, first flush of "just like the movies" enthusiasm.

"Fairground": cab ride to the beach in Ibiza, late summer afternoon in 1995, still a bit pleasantly mashed up from the night before, enjoying the strangeness of the arrangement and the Goodmen "Give It Up" drum sample.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and according to a skinny indie kid that presents morning shows on TV (or used to), the head of WEA built a big wall and employed security guards, as he was sure some redheaded singer had put contracts out on him, after getting dropped by the company just after the album with the daft doctor zhivago concept...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A pock-marked, red-haired freak from the North of England he may be Alex, but - for reasons that completely elude me (although I have a vague suspicion that it may have something to do with his bank balance?) - I rather suspect that he's a pock-marked, red-haired freak from the North of England who's slept with more beauty queens, movie starlets and supermodels than you and I have between us!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, I believe I'm right in saying that between us, you and I have the Frantic Elevators entire back catalogue (or, to put it another way, both singles).

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

just the one, act.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, now I read yr thread prop, yes. Would that be Hunchback of Notre Dam-ah?

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

They are defensible - just. I like the ones Tom likes, plus for some reason I really like 'The Right Thing'. A bloke I worked with until last year was in the Frantic Elevators and offered the guitarist's spot in Simply Red, but he turned it down in favour of more Uni. I think MH roadied for The Drones or Slaughter and The Dogs - I don't think he was at the Pistols though.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think a lot of the hate is just cos of the hair. England *really* hates natural gingers, sad but true. Hucknall gives good interview.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Would that be Hunchback of Notre Dam-ah?"

Noooo, It's Voice In The Dark / Passion / Every Day I Die - does this mean there were three singles?

(Actually I believe there's an entire unreleased album - or maybe just demos for one - out there somewhere).

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I rather suspect that he's a pock-marked, red-haired freak from the North of England who's slept with more beauty queens, movie starlets and supermodels than you and I have between us!

This is invariably quite accurate, I'm sad to say.

"Money's Too Tight to Mention" would be vastly redeemed if the bits about Reaganomics had been jettisoned.

On the incongruous roadie front, Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden roadied for the Clash and Alex Patterson of The Orb roadied for Killing Joke.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Re the guitarist story: Dr C.

I believe there was a 'first' lineup for Simply Red that Mick Hucknell 'fired' but paid them off quite well for their trouble...

So, your mate was either right to carry on with Uni, or copped for some ..

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah one reason MH is seen as an asshole comes out of his supposed treatment of his backing musicians - low pay (considering the size of gigs they're doing), unfriendly, no regard for loyalty, James-Brown-level tour rules and regs etc. I have no idea how bad he is really though, or what the norm for treating backup bands is. There was a Q magazine article which went into all this some years back.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Two levels : Band (i.e. mates, compadres, or colleagues)
and Group : (employees)

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"I believe there was a 'first' lineup for Simply Red that Mick Hucknell 'fired' but paid them off quite well for their trouble..."

Wasn't that the band that recorded the first three albums?

Didn't the guitarist from that band later turn up playing with The Stone Roses of all people?

Or am I hallucinating?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No, this was pre the first album/single. Not that this didn't happen a few times...

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, the first lineup (Mick plus three ex durutti column / Mothmen) recorded the first two albums, the guitarist left, to be replaced by Aziz Ibrahim (later to the Stone Roses...)

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
Perhaps a man in Cuba speaks for all of us.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 September 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

"Sunrise" samples "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" practically wholesale. Therefore, it cannot possibly fail.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 3 September 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Wild!

Someone should YSI that Frantic Elevators version of "Holding Back the Years" -- the thought awes me.

Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

he's the male Sade, which is good or bad depending on your taste

gear (gear), Saturday, 3 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Simply Red have split, if that's possible. The others will be glad to be free of the paperazzi at last, I guess. I have a soft spot for one or two of their tunes (the obvious ones), but frankly they are indefensible for this article on copyright alone.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

i always assumed it was just him + session guys. weird.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but my guess is Simply Red = him + level of expectation of style from his core audience.

He might actually do stuff that's amazing now!

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Mark, c'mon, you know that's not likely.

PhilK, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Man, when you think about Simply Red's over anti-Thatcherism and the Style Council's cafe socialism, it makes me imagine that maybe the way to get out of this decade and this Iraq War is through activist smooth jazz.

Eazy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

over/overt

Eazy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Thank goodness for Babyface.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

invent a new genre of music! this thread almost has me thinking "maybe they aren't so bad", then I remember watching a televised live performance by them with a big band (or something similar) for half an hour, and how they continually set new standards for insipidity. Who knows why I watched it for so long.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

"Money's Too Tight (To Mention)" bares the slightest of political teeth, but it's enough.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

In the poverty stakes see just what it means
When welfare decimates you’d better care
About your fellow people

Chorus:
Why are we liable to die for survival
Why is our nation divided?
Come to my aid (repeat

and

We talk a-bout rea-gan-on-ics
Oh lord down in the con-gress
They’re passing all kinds – of bills
From down cap-it-ol hill – (we’ve tried them)

Woah, and looking at their official site, it looks like they released covers of Robert Johnson's "Me and the Devil Blues" and "Ramblin' on My Mind"(!)...and now that I see they also did Neil Young's "Mellow My Mind" I will defend the indefensible by saying that they picked some great songs to cover.

I had forgotten 'til now that I heard their cover of "Heaven" before I heard the original by Talking Heads.

Eazy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

I keep holding back the ears because bunny's too tight to mention.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

Mark, c'mon, you know that's not likely.

-- PhilK, Thursday, 25 October 2007 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'm not saying it's likely. I'm saying it's possible.

Mark G, Friday, 26 October 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

i always say this when his name comes up, but i interviewed him and he was an okay guy. it's not my kind of music, but i don't think you get in the charts by selling exclusively to wine bar-attending yuppies, and y'know, he obviously pleased a lot of people. obv when the interview went down i was all lol mick hucknall, wot a dick, but he's lesss of a dick, in the long view, than julian casablancas or rivers cuomo.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 26 October 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

Wine bar yuppies? Double, Rippingtons, Ben Sidran, sure, but Simply Red?

Eazy, Friday, 26 October 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

PP otm

HI DERE, Friday, 26 October 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

I was curious about this for a long time but listening to it didn't really pay off imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQb_V2W-JA

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 4 December 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like this guy was good at singing and having hair and he went way over the top with both very quickly.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 4 December 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

"Stars" is fucking great fuiud

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 December 2010 10:27 (fifteen years ago)

Something got me started is a tune.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 4 December 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

They're kind of like the scritti politti that it's not cool to be into, maybe. ATM I can sort of vaguely remember bits of a couple of their tunes but no more than that w/o trawling through a bunch of youtubes.

Interview w/mick hucknall in yesterday's guardian was kind of interesting i guess. He didn't come across to me as particularly likeable (or dislikeable TBH) but I must admit I do envy his lifestyle a lot.

Pashmina, Saturday, 4 December 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

Mick Hucknall says sex was substitute for lack of a mother’s love.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 December 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't Mick fund part of Blood and Fire? Some of the guys played with Durutti Column. Underworld turned in 3 great mixes of Thrill Me. There's an E-Smoov mix of Something's Got Me Started that's pretty great.

brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

Ah, i see virtually all of my defenses have been posted upthread. Still, Blood and Fire, the DC link and a few remixes is enough for me not to not hate them.

brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

bears repeating:

"Holding Back The Years" is good, never better than in Rodney's wedding in Only Fools And Horses

^up there with the bruce springsteen 'im on fire' marion & geoff scene in alltime emotional/stunning tv-music moments

had huge kneejerk hate for SR when i was young and think i was right to do so. much love for the big hits now though, same way i've come round to sade. plus the guy gets an unwarranted bad rep, no one deserves the amount of abuse he's had lobbed at him

NI, Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

Good memories of "The Right Thing."

A Toast to the Horshacks/Dvořáks (Eazy), Saturday, 4 December 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

I like a lot of their songs actually. Sade is so much better than him, imo, though I can see why people would make the connection (smoov shit *puffs j*).

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 4 December 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)


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