tirelessly promoting/managing local band composed of friends that deep down you know are shit musicians C/D

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Sometimes I try to fool myself into thinking I actually enjoy them as band. Other times I pretend they're my 'project' and I'm Queer Eyeing their talentless asses into something representing an interesting band, rubbing fake tan into their pasty legs, 'sing out louise', etc. But really they're just rubbish and I'm a sucker.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell them that they need a new guiding hand.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Knowing that they're rubbish and you're a sucker speaks volumes.
Do everyone a favor and hide their instruments.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Not difficult. I could hold the guitarist's amp in one hand = euuggh. *shakes self vigorously*

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Be their friend, not their stooge.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Help them make an album, get your claws in the royalties, and then kill them all in a bus "accident". Cha CHING!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

licious - you forget two important facts: their music is shit and I like them as people. Huckle-buck's given the best advice ever, btw.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

This is fine if you _are_ queer; can sleep at night with pumping more shit into the airwaves AND/OR you want to sleep with one or more of them.

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

D'oh! Okay maybe you could get them on a career trajectory similar to that that many rappers have taken by getting them starring roles in blockbuster action/comedy/drama films and the Hollywood acclaim will go to their head such that they choose a life of red-carpet glamour and stardom and shamefully leave you in their jewel-encrusted dust, and in their limousine liberal guilt they bequeath much of their estate unto you?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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