"Born On Stage, Died On Wax", a Too $hort thread

1. Chase The Cat
2. Don't Stop Rappin'
3. You Nasty
4. Gettin' It (Album Number Ten)
5. What's My Favorite Word?

seeing him live for free tomorrow, also this is a funny thread

he always shows up on south mixtapes as an honorary southerner

-- $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:16 (4 years ago) Link
like ludacris

-- $$, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:16 (4 years ago) Link

loll

A++++++++++++++++ live show
percee p sounds kinda rough

too $hort baby im so hard
pimpin this hoes down the boulevard

'dope fiend' live was killin it
this was all w/ a live band, sounded tight

basically ran thru the hits ... 'blowjob betty' 'freaky tales' 'bossy' 'gettin it' 'the ghetto' 'blow the whistle' 'life is ...' 'dope fiend' encore was 'burn rubber' i forget what else

came on around 12:20, went all the way til 2

oh yeah 'shake that monkey,' 'i'm a player'

hes such a charmer, n/h

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/clublonely/Photo-0617.jpg

he introduced 'blowjob betty' as 'blowjob elizabeth'

1. Chase The Cat
2. Don't Stop Rappin'
3. You Nasty
4. Gettin' It (Album Number Ten)
5. What's My Favorite Word?

-- Al (sitcom), Wednesday, March 10, 2004 12:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

this is up there with breihan admitting hes never heard az before

you want flowers
I might give you a rose
but later on you comin out those pantyhose

We ain't doin no freestyles
Don't even know how to do that shit

Can I ask you a question...
You like to fuck?
Oh, you dont want me to talk to you like that
Well, do you like to make looooove?

These are the tales that I tell so well...

Gettin It aka "Album Number Ten" - I love the title track where he says "It's getting close to the end...but we're gonna kick it like this on the last album." Or at least the next to the last album. Of the 1990s.

http://phildellio.tripod.com/mayor.jpg

As you can see, Too Short has relocated in Toronto and he's in the midst of a closely contested mayoral election. (He's also white, middle-aged, and wears glasses now.) My love for The Godfather makes me feel like I should vote for Too Mob, but I'll be going with Too Gay, who according to polls has the best chance to beat Too Fat. No one except crazy people want Too Fat to win--he's our very own Sarah Palin.

if Too Fat wins, i'm moving to helsinki.......

I lost a bet tonight.

My bro was like: ICP released a ONE HOUR cover of "Freaky Tales" and I said GTFO.

One google later and I had to pick up a round.

Godspeed if you make it through this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRIiXT7VNho

major lol at Rob Ford's appearance in this thread