Best fictional cameos on a song ever

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"Shakespeare" on Samantha Fox's "If Music Be The Food Of Love".

..ok, so it's just some old man muttering "to be or not to be" in a faux-naughty way at the end of the song while clearing his throat or something...

sigh.

OK, maybe MC Skat Kat is the best one.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Adolf Hitler on vibes

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

SKAT KAT WAS REAL.

As debated by DB and I elsewhere:

I'M LIKE A MINUS, NED'S LIKE A PLUS!

-- donut bitch (do...), March 10th, 2004. (later)

Remember how Paula said she was not particularly fond of cigarettes, and yet MC Skat Kat rather enjoyed wrapping up dried tobacco leaves and smoking them, or perhaps he referred to a mysterious substance called 'cheeba' in some creative way while dancing on a car.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 10th, 2004. (later)

it was all about the ear piercing and those overalls.

-- donut bitch (do...), March 10th, 2004. (later)

This is true, and let us not forget that fade which alas did not hide the fact that his ears were rather large. This was perhaps not as striking as Paula in another video revealing that she had served in the German Navy under Herr Kapitan Rolf Zangredmunschen.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 10th, 2004. (later)

(What the hell does the guy put on his resume now? "I was the voice of MC Skat Kat." "Fuck you.")

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 10th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Bert on K.M.D.'s "Who Me?" was pretty spiff, admittedly.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm convinced Serge Gainsbourg's Bloody Jack has Hilda Baker on backing vocals; it's uncanny.

― Jez (Jez), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Humpty Hump on "Dowhatchalike".

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hello, hello, hello, this is the Lord God, can you hear?
Hellfire and damnation's what I've got for you down there
On earth I have ambassadors, archbishops, vicars, pope
We'll blind you with morality, you'd best abandon any hope,
We're telling you you'd better pray cos you were born in sin
Right from the start we'll build a cell and then we'll lock you in
We sit in holy judgement condemning those that stray
We offer our forgiveness, but first we'll make you pay"

Or possibly....

"Hello, hello, hello, now here's a message from your queen
As figurehead of the status quo I set the social scene
I'm most concerned about my people, I want to give them peace
So I'm making sure they stay in line with my army and police
My prisons and my mental homes have ever open doors
For those amongst my subhects who dare to ask for more
Unrulyness and disrepect are things I can't allow
So I'll see the peasants grovel in they refuse to bow."

Both "Big A Little A" - Crass

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Darren Spooner count? In which case he's cameoed on an entire album:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DG7B3.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie, doesn't cocker look like Paul in that cover?

― 39 Steps + 40 Winks (39 Steps + 40 Winks), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha if Jarvis grew a beard...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hello?"
"Oh, this is Steve Ignorant from Crass!"
"Ah - how's the Israelis [?] record going?"
"Mmm mmm... listen, I was sitting here and I was thinking, where's my fucking cash?"
"..."
"I've got a habit to support."
"Yeah, I know..."
"I can give you a hard time."
"Look..."
"This means war, mate."

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Fire on the mountain run boys run!
FWEEDLEDEEDLEDEEDLEDOODLEOODLENOODLEOOO
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun!
FWOODLEDOODLEDOODLEDEEDLEEEDLENEEDLEOOO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

faux bob dylan on zappa's "flakes"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

real bruce springsteen on lou reed's "street hassle"

― SexyDancer, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"The President" on "Damn in Feels Good to be a Gangsta" by Geto Boys

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

nelson mandela on Resurrection Eternal

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Either "Roy Rogers on Trigger" or "The Count Basie Orchestra on triangle" (from the same song Nate chose.)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

freddy krueger on "nightmare on my street"!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Cinniblount so OTM.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahhaaha yes

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Fake Bobby Kennedy on Wild Thing - A side
Fake Everett Dirksen on Wild Thing - B side
Fun novelty record until June '68.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 11 March 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't Arsenio the voice of MC Skat Kat (who receives a curious amount of discussion on this board)? Speaking of Arsenio, I vote for Chunky A.

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Thursday, 11 March 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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