If you have to ask why, you shouldn't be asking at all.
(Dontcha just hate it when people say that? Isn't that possibly the most infuriating remark a person can make? Why in hell wouldn't you ask why unless you needed to, for chrissakes?!)
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 13 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)