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any of ya'll going to Ayia Napa?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 15 March 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Because the police there are so strict on drug use and the garage scene used to be ruled by rollneck-wearing DJs like Artful Dodger and Dreem Team, Napa was once quite a happy, trouble-free, completely boring place to go.

Mainly, it was a lot of fat middle-class white girls out for black cock and tons of embarrassing red-wine-and-shagpile-carpet people in fake Moschino jeans.

How sweet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

haha the comments at the bottom are better written than that piece of shit.

god i cant wait until it all goes girly again so these hipster fuckwits can stop pretending like they give a fuck.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT the FUCK is the deal with the worthy-of-the-NYT sidebar?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

leave it to vice to focus more on the stabbings than the music. also-i love how they made it a point to call the guardian liberal.

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's probably there because the Americans who'll likely read the thing won't necessarily know that.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

this thing sounds really neat.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

vice in making things up to fill space shocker. haha 70% of london youth.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

somewhere, right now, dom passatino just got a nosebleed.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Vice wrote about Dizzee back in April '03 for the "West Is The Best" Issue. We took photos of Dizzee boxing, punching holes in walls, and finally, holding his knife. Dizzee's manager, Nick Cage, asked us not to use the picture of the knife, but we used it anyway because we're not a PR agency.

Umm, I've never read Vice before, but is all the writing really like this? how funny!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I picked this issue up, glanced at the Grime article then at the DOs and DON'Ts, yawned and then tossed into a recycle bin. Tiresome.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Note: I was not shocked by this fact, I just need something to glance at while in line at Zeitgeist.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha it wasn't your fault. It wasn't meant as dig.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

have you noticed the reoccuring theme of vice condensendingly calling stuff liberal in a lot of their articles lately though? is this "ironic" or what cuz i dont even know anymore!

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It's actually just "moronic".

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

so who's out for more black cock: fat middle-class white girls or vice?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's pretty obvious who is more fascinated by black cocks.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

from the sidebar on 'Garage':
"Named after Manhattan's Paradise Garage, this fast-paced form of dance music has changed drastically since its inception. Most recently it's gone from bourgeois turtleneck funk to catchy urban underground dance (The Streets) to minimalist rap (Dizzee Rascal) to pure digital cacophony (what it is today)."

WTF?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

There is not a single correct point in that entire sentence!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

except the first 5 words.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

who gives a shit? the important thing is that people get stabbed!

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/gallery/p_garethbrent_3.jpg

"Is it bigger than a breadbox?"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish it was Vice editors/writers getting stabbed (and not with black cocks--this is a PUNISHMENT!)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 March 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

@d@m, i have about 30 issues of vice i'm about to throw away because we're moving. i'm trying to get rid of my packrat tendencies. if you want to read any of them, lemme know

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 15 March 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked the bit about the food from the supermarkets of the east london ghetto tasting so bad. i wonder where he went? perhaps he went to sainsburys on cambridge heath rd, or maybe safeways in leyton haha

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on Vice, just give it up already. Jesus.

― Elliot (Elliot), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. That is spectacularly bad.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 15 March 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The Cypriot island of Aiya Nappa?

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 15 March 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

JaXoN, you're moving? Since when? Where to?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

somewhere, right now, dom passatino just got a nosebleed.

http://www.deedeerevoltada.blogger.com.br/andrew%20wk.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

have any of you been to a rave called I Love Pussy? launched in Napa 2004?

― wanna know, Friday, 5 November 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a couple friends who kept themselves laughing hysterically for at least a year, writing an epic biography of Albert Einstein with two rules:

1. It had to be the longest book EVER WRITTEN
2. NO RESEARCH ALLOWED

I never read any of it, but I'm pretty sure they never got past the "Baby Einstein" chapter(s). They got pretty good at drawing cartoons of crawfish.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and this randomly generated grime article gives me the same kick.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

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