Defend the indefensible: Jamie Cullum

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A lot of talk about Cullum on here over the last few days - anyone care to defend him?

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The best answer I can come up with is that I can pretty much avoid him. At the moment.

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I don't mind him, on the radio, sparingly.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I'd already made my feelings on the subject perfectly clear?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw much of the recent Southbank Show special on Cullum and expected to hate him as much as I hate his music. But he was quite likeable and self-deprecating and seemed to understand exactly why so many people hate him and his music, and even to feel somewhat ambivalent about his success and how it would affect his music.
So now, when I hear his music - which I still hate - I feel slightly conflicted and almost guilty for hating it, seeing as he's such a nice bloke. Even if he is a midget with an abnormally large head...

-- David Nolan (dnola...), March 13th, 2004.

I thought this was interesting. As he's young he might feel pangs of artistic guilt/or untrendiness within a couple of years and decide to 'go indie'. I estimate a 45% chance of a good pop song coming out of such a situation, which aren't bad odds for someone who's currently so wretched.

pete s, Monday, 15 March 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd run a mile from the album, judging by the TV advert (what a difference a day makes? Oh pick an obscure one sarcasm sarcasm), but the snippet of "Crosstown Traffic" or whatever it was, sounded OK.

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot I fink.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 March 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Excellent piece Nick.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It might possibly have been improved just slightly by suggesting that someone should nail Mr. Cullum's hands to his piano, douse him from head to toe in petrol, then put a cigarette in his mouth - but extremely good nonetheless.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That kind of reaction makes me want to like Jamie Cullum, to be honest.

"Frontin'" is awful - my impression from that is that he oversings chronically.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did you not mention his curmudgeonly Converse trainers worn with suit?

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Heck, it's the sort of thing we can all do with a bloke on piano, sing a 'jazz' rendition of "My Funny Valentine"... (OK, it was me that time), but what I mean to say is..

If you think Jamie Cullum is bad, and he at least has studied music and can play pianner quite well, wait for the 'not very good Jamie Cullum / Nora Battie inspired second wave' and realise that it's just like Punk, except you CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I still refuse to believe he has actually got a song called Frontin'.

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, come to think of it, perhaps Jamie is the most punk of all of us. Look at how sedated he looks on his album cover. The Ramones WANTED to be sedated, Jamie actually IS!! Roxxxx0r1!!!

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never heard of him. Who is he?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the youngest f#cking p#nk with a piano!

Vanessa Carlton could piss over Mr Cullum from a grate height.

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Did she ever have a follow up to "Biddly Biddly Bong"?

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw a piece recently where he said In a Silent Way is his favourite album.

he is undoubtedly dull now, but may be more interesting in a few years' time

bham, Monday, 15 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

where's scarlet j or sophia? i want to rip their stockings!

jesus nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Did she ever have a follow up to "Biddly Biddly Bong"?

You never heard "Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows featuring Vanessa Carleton, a #16 smash!!

You lucky, lucky person...

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No of course I didn't hear it Dom, I'm not a mentalist! Aw, did she really? That's a shame :(

Sarah (starry), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The following paragraph is from the Candid Records site:

Here we will dwell on that first scenario, a jazz star with boy band looks who sings songs that don’t require a degree in scatology to be enjoyed. Robbie swang when he sang, the Pop Idols crooned to number one, and rumours abound of an allstar rat pack being created by a certain pop svengali. Swing is in. But is jazz the new rock ‘n’ roll? One thing is certain, Jamie Cullum is the real deal. No need for pop producers and a million pound marketing spend here. Critics are already raving about him, and if everyone who claims to have been at his London debut at the famed 606 Club really were, it would have to have been the size of the Albert Hall - a venue at which another jazz pianist and singer, Diana Krall, has just sold out three nights. With the exuberance of Ben Folds, the confidence of Robbie Williams and the classic sound of Frank Sinatra, Jamie enters the arena of sophisticated jazz with a humility that belies his supreme talent. He plays a mean piano too.


Does it really say a degree in scatology? Can we expect a Coil/Callum hook-up? Or Callum into poo, but doesn't appreciate his listeners having advanced theoretical university-type ideas about poo studies?

What strange writers these biog-hacks are!

paul c (paul c), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Candid is a fairly trad English jazz label: that line abt "No need for pop producers and a million pound marketing spend here" looks to be deeply ironic (deliberately so?) when you consider that Universal bought out Cullum's Candid contract for a million quid and then hired Steve (Culture Club, Beach Boys) Levine to produce his alb 'Twenty Something'.

Much as I loathe Cullum's music, I don't think it's right to call him 'Lounge', exactly - assuming that's a kind of shorthand for Rat Pack-derived jazzbos - he has more in common w/ white hipsters like Mose Allison or Georgie Fame (except w/out the talent and wit, obv).

Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I've been thinking about his "lounge" credentials over the past few days... the very idea of "he just needs his music and no gimmicks!" does seem to run contra to the overall ethos of lounge music, no?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 15 March 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
the album comes out in the states today, I'm listening to it but haven't gotten to 'Frontin' yet (it's the bonus track on the american release). Most of the covers are pretty dire, but he's charming enough to pull off the originals. I think 'all at sea' might take off here in a small way. It really is all about his cheekiness and the nice production.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm afraid I kind of like the cover of 'frontin.'

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no teeny

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I know. I've accepted that I have pretty shit taste in music.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNucz_CDuMI

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 11 March 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

5'd

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 11 March 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Hey, this guy went away, didn't he?!?!

Tape Store, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

I heard a song off his new album on the radio yesterday. I was giving himthe retry to see if I still hated his stuff or not; initially I found myself rehashing all the old criticisms (god this is so bloodless & boring etc), but in the second half it picked the fuck up and he actually put some fucking SOUL into it.

I was kinda shocked and am considering downstealing the album

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

He is playing live and collaborating with Roni Size in the not too distant future. LOL etc

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

He brings an incredible amount of game live. I saw him twice when I, ahem, played the AAA convention in Louisville (I was young! I needed the money!). The AAA people were more excited for his lunchtime set than they were about anything else that weekend and he just murdered them - a real showman. Played an instore together later that afternoon: room full of Louisville hep cats, same story though - he won most everybody over with his demeanor and his palpable love of the music he makes.

It's not like I went and bought the record or anything but dude's passion is impressive & infectious & a nice thing in the world.

J0hn D., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

I liked when he was a Vh1 you outta know artist which, like all other You Outta Know artists inevitably meant he was on a record label that was owned by Viacom.

filthy dylan, Thursday, 16 August 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)


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