― Chris Shaw, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― William Wiggins, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― swan, Thursday, 18 March 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― m., Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)
I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino an 83 year old fake Pachino So how can he hold me over some balcony without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me Please dont, youl probably fall with me and our asses will both be history But then again youl finnally get your wish cuz you be all over the street like 50 Cent Fuckin punk pussy fuck you chump gimme a one-on-one see if I dont fuck you up Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up And you put Jada on a track thats how much you suck dick in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin You sit behind a fuckin desk at The Source butt-kissin and beggin motherfuckers for guest appearences and you can even get the clearances cuz real lyricists dont even respect you or take you serious Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period Talk about a mid-life crisis damn last week you was shakin Obie Trice's hand Now hes a busta? What the fucks with that? Get on a track dissin us kissin 50's ass and askin me what I know about inditements-bite me bitch I got two cases, and probation - fight me! What do I know about standin in front of a judge like a man ready to take whatever sentence he hands What you know about your wife slicin her wrists right in front of the only thing you have in this world - a little girl? And I put that on her, when this is all over I would never try to make her a star and eat off her I dont know shit about no shoppin rocks But what you know about hip-hop shops rockin spots? When your the only white boy in that bitch just rippin pressin up your own flyers and your stickers stickin them bitches up after spendin six hours at Kinkos Just makin copys of your covers of casette singles and sell them out the trunk of your Tracer Spendin your whole paycheck at Disc Makers What you know about bein bullied over half your life? Oh thats right, you know what thats like, your half white Vanilla Ice,spill the beans and rice, Im eaten you alive inside Jesus Christ, if your that much of a gangster, put the mic down You should be out killin motherfuckers right now Kill a motherfucker dead, kill'em dead bitch Shoot'em in the fuckin head, go ahead bitch Slap my mom, slap the f*ck outa her! She cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck out of you Cuz your broke as fuck you suck your a fuckin joke If you was really sellin coke, well then what the fuck you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack you'd make alot more money than you do from rap You never had no security, you'll never be famous You'l never now what its like to be rich, lifes a bitch aint it? Raymond, here, let me break this shit down in lamens terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this and Canibus they usin too many complicated fuckin words for you Here then let me slow it down for you so you can understand if I say it slower: Let it go dawg it's over
And the second:
I got a riddle,What’s little and talks big,With midget arms and creamy white filling in the middle,That’ll do anything to throw dirt on my name,If it means walking the whole Mediterranean,Isn't it Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tasmanian,No, it’s Dave Raymond and oh,Oh sorry, yo, so sorry, whoaBut that was a long time ago,When I was just Joe Schmo,Rapping in Joe Blow’s basement,I apologized for it before so, Either accept it or you don’t,And let’s move on,If I ain’t shown that I’ve grown you can get the bone,Keep lickin these nuts you industry mutts,Keep walking around sniffing each other’s butts,Or should I say asses,What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses,The question I ask is how can I explain this,How can I swing this in English language,If I switched to slang and turned man to mane,Do I do it in vain or simply to entertain,Am I being real or am I being fake,Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine,Or am I caught up in this hot water,Word on my daughter,I told you That I love this culture,Don't let 'em insult ya,I'ma tell you once more againThis is the environment I was brought up in,But every now and then,I use my pen to get rid of some frustration,Or should I say “shun”,Is it just another one of my subliminal ways erases em’,Your face is numb, you’re stunned,You look is cold like that of a man that’s 70 something years old,And it only gets colder,Which is why I understand,You can’t be mad at a 44 year old fan with a chip on his shoulder,Who only owns a half of a magazine,And the only way to have it seen is to put me on the front of it again,Only thing that makes them grin is to see me frown,Papa can’t stand me,Papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down,In his new chair that goes round and round,That he bought from the money in his bank account,That I get him every issue when the thing comes out,Sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out,And let his black side arm wrestle his white side,Yellow par tied odd enough that he might slide,He might find someone dumb enough that they might ride,But ain’t nobody over buying two white guys,Disguised as pro-black,There is no slack for a Hartford college grat in a fitted hat,And a hunchback standin by the clearance coat rack,In some old slacks and some RSO throwbacks,Shady in the place to bc,And it takes what I got to rock the mike,Still not gonna cater these punks, Fuckin cock-suckin, pussy-lipped, hated, mixed, cunts.
― schwantz, Thursday, 18 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)