That's Why I Fucked Your Bitch You Fat Motherfucker

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"Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend"
"I Spy"

aka the homewreck anthem CD-R thread

― LC, Sunday, 21 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Spy" + every other Pulp song to CD-R.
Velvets -- Pale Blue Eyes

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 21 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night) -- Me'Shell Ndegéocello

― PDAS, Sunday, 21 March 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

jay-z ft twista & missy - is that yo bitch

― m., Sunday, 21 March 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

the thread title remembers the GREATEST RAP SONG EVER

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 21 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"My Career as a Homewrecker" by Jonathan Richman

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 March 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're Gonna Lose That Girl" - The Beatles
"Cuttin' In" - Johnny 'Guitar' Watson
"It's My Turn Now" - Carol Fran

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 21 March 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

On re-listening to "Cuttin' In" it doesn't really fit the bill at all - it's addressed to a guy his girlfriend is dancing with after an argument. So scrub that.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 21 March 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Judy's Turn to Cry - Lesley Gore

― derrick (derrick), Sunday, 21 March 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"These Four Walls" - Irma Thomas (one of my favourite songs, incidentally)

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 21 March 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Does "Jolene" count?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 21 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Local H - "Keep Your Girlfriend Away from Me"
Crooked Fingers - "Sweet Marie"

There's a lot of "Are You Cheating On Me?" songs (such as every blues song, ever) that you could include if you wanted to.

― dieblucasdie (dieblucasdie), Sunday, 21 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Should be from the POV of the homewrecker, methinks

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 21 March 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

kwest - 101 things to do while i'm with your girl

― mullygrubber (gaz), Sunday, 21 March 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

LL Cool J- "I'm That Type Of Guy"
(best lyric: You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, 'The puddin is delicious'")

Samantha Fox- "Don't Leave Me With Your Boyfriend"
The All Girl Summer Fun Band- "Becky"
Positive K- "I Gotta Man"
Ludacris- "What's Your Fantasy?" ("Tell your boyfriend not to be mad at me!"
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Devin The Due and others- "Fuck You"

― Randy Reiss (undeadsinatra), Monday, 22 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll Take Your Man"- Salt N' Pepa
"Jessie's Girl"- Rick Springfield (sort of)

― Randy Reiss (undeadsinatra), Monday, 22 March 2004 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ann Peebles had two perfect ones: "I Feel Like Breakin' Up Someone's Home" and "Didn't Take Your Man" ("I didn't take your man / you gave him to me").

Robert Cray, "Right Next Door." Shit is cold like ice and mean as a vice principal with the shakes.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 22 March 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i need it just as bad as you do - laura lee (although admittedly this is the chick telling her boyfriend, so doesn't really count)

― mullygrubber (gaz), Monday, 22 March 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You guys are superstars, keep them coming. The ultimate modern torture chamber idea would be having a couple ride with you in the car for two hours while this mix is playing, and the "I'm not a chaffuer" rule means they absolutely have to be split up ("Shotgun Roulette") for the duration. My hands are clammy just thinking about it, so I just wont anymore!!!

― LC, Monday, 22 March 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG imagine the dude lost Shotgun Roulette and had to sit in the back and you had balls to playact along to the lyrics - look directly at him during the "hop in the passenger side of the ride" line and point stabbingly at his girl's head while jangling your medallion.

― LC, Monday, 22 March 2004 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ ASSAULT

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 22 March 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The Roots & Musiq "Break You Off"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 March 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

'cheatin on you' - franz ferdinand.

― piscesboy, Monday, 22 March 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Title reminded me of Big Black's "Bad Penny"

I think I fucked your girlfriend once
Or maybe twice, I don't remember
Then I fucked all your friends' girlfriends
Now they hate you

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

naughty by nature - o.p.p.

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 22 March 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Dirty Work -Steely Dan
New Minglewood Blues--lots of people

Right Next Door would be my vote for the best one ever, though.

― Scott, Monday, 22 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Sloan - The Other Man

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The ultimate modern torture chamber idea would be having a couple ride with you in the car for two hours while this mix is playing

I kind of like the idea of just casually putting it on when they're round for dinner and making no comment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Help Me Rhonda by the Beach Boys count?

― The Rebukes of Hazard (mjt), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe we got this far and didn't mention:

"The Boy Is Mine"- Brandy & Monica
"The Girl Is Mine"- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson

― Randy Reiss (undeadsinatra), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, I can't believe I forgot the Sloan one. Thx!

― LC, Tuesday, 23 March 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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