MUSICAL PREDICTIONS 2004

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a rap song will sample "the girl from ipanema"

― m., Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

A jazz song will sample some rap lyrics

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pixies will have a falling out, cancelling tour dates.

― jonviachicago, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kanye West to remain shit.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Formerly Kerrang endorsed band to have top 30 single on the back of a mobile phone advert.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Bono to namecheck Timbaland, explaining how he's been listening to nothing else for the last few years, and saying how similar they are to each other

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Avril's new album a relative flop. "None of her threads got more than 50 posts this time, and some didn't even top 30. She's very disappointed." says a friend of the star.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Wyclef Jean's next three singles to sample Pilot, Showaddywaddy, and Guys N Dolls.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Britney Spears will piss on R. Kelly at the MTV Awards. Eminem will prove he can take a joke, as long as he's the one telling it.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Frances Bean Cobain will set her mother on fire while she's passed out.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

At least one member of the Darkness will escape with minor burns and singed hair due to a technical mishap that occurs while filming a soft drink commercial.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Britney Spears will piss on R. Kelly at the MTV Awards.

R. : Thanks for reading the nominations, britney. And the winner.. "dang, backs of my legs feel hot and wet...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody will release and album, and then die.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

That annoying little Frodo motherfucker that can't sing for shit will win American Idol.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Lollapalooza will not pack crowds in and will lose money.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Mos Def will continue to not release an album.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My shit will continue to smell like roses.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

oh shit, that's an OutKast reference now, isn't it?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

BOO BOO HOO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

William Hung (of American Idol "She Bangs" fame) will have a top 40 hit, and I'll have to turn off my radio every time I hear it.

― Lesley, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus will come back. And challenge Jay-Z to an MC battle.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...... and some muppet will stick Revolver under the acapella

― don, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A bunch of lamewad asshats will ruin one particular artist's songs on a "tribute" album which will sell as much as if not more than any of that particular artist's works.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Fischerspooner will have a top 10 hit.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I will again be snubbed by the Grammys.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the walkmen will start to be referred to as the next radiohead, and will then proceed to become the next radiohead, for what it's worth.

― katnyc, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The new Portishead album will be proven to be no more there mere rumor -- two weeks after its release.

― Vitamin Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson will retire and be replaced by Donae'o.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

A mainstream rap track will finally just be accredited to "so-and-so feat. everyone else" because they don't have enough room on the back of the CD or the corner of the TV for the video... Oh and the video will scarily resemble the one for "We Are The World".

― Mike Salmo (salmo), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred Durst will admit "Sorry, I was just taking the piss."

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

R. Kelly will admit "Sorry, I was just taking the piss."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Rolling Stone will see the light and employ Southall.

― Jole, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Mariah Carey will be caught eating the Olsen Twins' brains.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ilm will go mainstream

― whatever, Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Goths will go to all night graves

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ruben Studdard will eat an entire can of whipped cream in one sitting.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

So... which of these have actually come true? Which of these will now never come true?

― Mr. Policeman, Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

So... which of these have actually come true? Which of these will now never come true?

Nickalicious called it on Lollapalooza, more or less.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 18 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

tico was on the proverbial money, it seems.

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 January 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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