Did Dave Matthews Really Post On ILM?

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It couldnt have been, could it?

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

― Cynic, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

v doubtful

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"dmbrocks@jam.net" - uh huh

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair I can't see the email address. And my name should suggest I didn't believe it either.

― Cynic, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

And if Dave Matthews ever was to post on ILM I doubt very much he'd use a real address anyway. (he can't be that stupid)

― Cynic, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the jam.net domain is owned by the North Dakota Turkey Federation.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Regular ILM poster dave225 also "forgot" to log out.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

But it would have been soooo good.

― Jole, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not familiar with all that spy shit about "show all details" ... But it's hilarious that jam.net is a turkey farmer domain. I thought I just made it up.

cue violins:
I never meant to hurt anyone.. I just wanted the thread to get to 2000 posts and become an official gigantic fucking waste of time.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

your mission was a noble one, sorry i fucked it up :)

― willem (willem), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Y'know, the (alledged) Dave Matthews post was (up until he snarled "Assholes!") a very rational post. Up to this point, I dreaded that it DMB found ILM, he would've posted a whingey Ryan Adams-esque tirade.
But instead this Dave Matthews was almost a decent fellow.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck. Never mind.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the post in question:

I've been hearing about this internet discussion for months now. One of my fans mentioned it to me after a gig in Winnepeg, I think. She was pretty upset about it, but I didn't care. I usually don't bother with stuff like this. But then I kept hearing about it, so i decided to check it out. It's actually very funny. And although I'm a little offended by some of the things people wrote, not everyone has the same taste - I realize that. But some of that shit is just hilarious. Some of my fans need to lighten up, yeah .. but that's people in general, isn't it?

I gotta go - (must keep sucking!) ...Assholes!

-Dave

-- Dave Matthews (dmrock...), March 31st, 2004. (later)

Dubious.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(must keep sucking!)
Classic.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That was better than Erlend Oye's post!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave actually lurks with tear-filled eyes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

for convenience: erlend's post.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

by the way, that posting was meant for the googlers.. I didn't think regulars would ever believe it...

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the erlend one is real, right?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

No, he's never posted here, or anywhere else. He's admitted to being computer illiterate.

― Ms. Chievous Grin, Sunday, 18 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

(must keep sucking!) is John Mayer-worthy

― A B C, Sunday, 18 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

What about in that 'fake nudes of your favourite rappers' thread, after that long and uh, detailed story about the gay-sex poker party which featured Usher, Nas, Etc. subsequently followed by

Just want to let y'all nasty fuckers know that no nigga ain't never been in my ass and never will, but y'all know what, y'all can kiss it Bitches!

Usher Raymond on Wednesday, 4 August 2004 02:45 (2 years ago)

― mehlt, Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, what a fag.

― Drooone, Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

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