If Kathleen Hanna & Kat Marco had a fight, who would win?

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For all of the talk about "meeting in the streets", I have a feeling Kathleen would get clobbered if she tried taking on the supreme guitar goddess of rock. I mean, she couldn't even handle Courtney Love!!!

― Nicole, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Britney Spears could beat the crap out of Kathleen Hanna, quite frankly. She always struck me as one of those girls who really, really, really wanted to be tough but really, really, really wasn't.

― Ally, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I don't know. Kathleen Hanna looks a tough customer to me.

(For comparison purposes: Kat)

― Tom, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, I think you're discounting the power of the glowing red eyes.

Fwiw, I don't think Kathleen could even manage a fight with Mandy Moore, let alone Britney. Le Tigre are worse than the Manics at this point.

― Nicole, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the problem is that we're limiting this to a duality. I say we introduce the lead singer from the Bellrays, Ronnie Spector and Dolly Parton into all this.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks Tom. I spit Dr. Pepper out my nose laughing at that website for Kathleen Hanna. Bastard.

The Manics could take ALL OF THESE WOMEN because they'd just sit on them and crush them with the power of their GIGANTIC BEHINDS. A more interesting fight would be O-Town v. NSync, at least there's some sort of suspense there.

― Ally, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You think so?

With both of those bands, they seem so *dumb* that I doubt they'd even know how to fight -- if you put them in a room together, in their stupor they'd probably just keep bumping into each other til their big fuzzy heads became hopelessly entangled.

― Nicole, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think if Kathleen learned to swing a microphone she'd have something, but until then, Kat Marco sends her to heaven in seven.

― JM, Thursday, 15 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Re: O-Town/NSync: It'd be like that episode of South Park where Kyle and Stan agree to meet to fight and then they just kind of stand there. "So, uh, yeah, it's time to fight". Ha.

― Ally, Friday, 16 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who are these two fucking non-entities anyway?

― William Casper, Friday, 16 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kathleen wouldn't need to fight so much if she'd just settle down with a nice boy.

I heard Kathleen H and her Le Tigre bandmate on National Public Radio the other day being interviewed for Fresh Air. I had never heard speaking voice before? And she spoke every sentence like it was a question? After I got over her Valley Girl inflection I was struck by how uninteresting she was. It's probably just me.

― Steven James, Tuesday, 20 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

it's called uptalk. go anywhere in the midwest & you'll be bound to get confused as hell on ice.

― bazzle crishnak, Friday, 6 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I heard that same NPR interview and was shocked by how inarticulate Hanna seemed: "I'm like, beautiful and sexy, okay?...and I can still, like, rock, okay? It doesn't, like, have to be, like, one or the other...it's like, both."

It was the biggest letdown since Chuck D spoke at my university in 1991. He just rambled for three hours and made inside jokes to his bodyguard Krunch.

― Mark Richardson, Saturday, 7 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark,

I had the EXACT SAME REACTION to Chuck D, also in '91. That was one of the most disappointing things I'd ever seen. Sometimes it's best not to meet your heroes.

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 8 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kat Marco would totally kick the shit out of that other kathleen chick. plus, she's hotter. It would be cool if she e-mailed me sometime! I love you, Kat! --Kelly Bernadette

― Kelly Zahl, Friday, 20 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

You guys all make me sick, don't you have better things to do than debate over who could kick who's ass??????? Like maybe try to obliterate violence, sexism, rasisim, classism......etc. I suggest you find out more about kathleen before calling her dumb cuz she is one of the smartest people i know of.

― Sarah Caustrita, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

google strikes again

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Goddessofrock.com has changed owners.

!!!!

Kat Marco has left us

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

"rasisim"

― The Ghost of Spellingism (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

*needs more Kathleen Hanna pictures*

― PB, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

goddamn rasisists.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd rather wrestle with sadie benning. And I'm sure I'd win.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

That thread is over four years old. This is the new and improved ILM! We're so above that now!

― righteousmaelstrom (righteousmaelstrom), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Inside jokes: CLASSIC

― The Ghost of MAIDEN VOYAGE (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eou.edu/atharch/fb/2001/2001pictures/pictures/coaches/sicocan.JPG

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.onlinerock.com/musicians/katmarco/

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Sunday, 25 June 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

Good lord, that site should be used for an eye sight test! It's better than drugs (ie you don't have to pay for'em.)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 June 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

I can't stop watching it. This is like 1995 all over again.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 June 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://katmarco.com/

lol streaming music

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

Have we done Kat Marco vs. The Great Kat?

I think we did this back in alt.music.alternative, and it was pretty clear who was the winner then, and it would probably remain the same today.

― Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

I was thinking the same thing! (Re: Kat v. Kat.)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

Kataclysmic!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.alternative/browse_frm/thread/e2f594c484a8dfc8/4b126329cc1e57db?hl=en&tvc=1&q=kat+marco#4b126329cc1e57db

lololololololololololololololololol

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

Almost ten years of entertaining random googlers! And not so random!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

Heather was the Garbage fan...who was the Prodigy freak?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

Pete!

Also, don't forget demsa!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hahah, demsa I only dimly remember. Perhaps for the best.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.music.alternative/search?hl=en&group=alt.music.alternative&q=demsa

ENJOY

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

It's not so much your complaint about demsa as your follow-on.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cne-siar.gov.uk/school/tolstaprimary/2003website/images/calum200311a.gif

― and what, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

― Bodrick III, Thursday, 8 May 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

you know it's first six months of ilm when someone brings up the manics for no discernable reason

― J.D., Friday, 9 May 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

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