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"Jetfighter"



mikey was a little boy 

he loved to watch the clouds

he was born to fly



mikey joined the navy

his father was quite proud

mother never wanted it that way



he got into the cockpit

and rose up in the sky

he set his sites on Beirut and he let his missles fly, BOOM BOOM!



jetfighters never die

I don't know but I've been told

it's been said that god is dead

jetfighters never cry

jetfighters never die



the general smoked a cuban blunt handled by the reds

then he poured a glass of scotch and tallied up the dead



Oh woah..... woah woah



the fighter banged into the night

then he caught a sam

he rose up in heaven with jesus in his hand

scenerey was so beautiful, could not beleive his eyes

then he spotted john wayne he knew he hasd arrived



jesus interruped him

he had something to say 

then he spoke with allah 

and he sent them both to hell, BOOM BOOM!



Oh woah..... woah woah



Oh yeah, and I just like this stuff:

Bake us and we will not burn

Kill us and we will return

Shake us and we will not shock

Shock us and we'll fucking rock!!!



What's cooler than that? Stoner rock through and through:



They were doin' what I was doin' when lightnin hit the street

a bar of soap, a pint of scope was all they'd had to eat

look at there's some maccaroni that happened to his hair

he had a shirt but it was hurt and sadness filled the air