jack white vs. jack black

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who has the shiniest, most glistening rock credentials? and who would win inna fight?

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Black's got the bulk, but White's scrappy and unpredictable. Too close to call.

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahfter Jack Black had 'im beat up good and stiff, I would like to see the very same Jack Black dressed in one of those red n' white jumpsuits that he took from 'is body.

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

There was actually a great New Yorker illustration a few months ago, when both School of Rock and Cold Mountain were still in theaters, with Black & White side-by-side.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

J. Black = bigger + could probably defeat J. White in a GUITAR WANK BATTEL TO THE DETH.

― Simon H., Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I saw that New Yorker picture and subliminally carried it until this epiphanic day when I could make a thread out of it. But could jack black even get close to Jack White, what with all the bodyguards? I bet he has lots of 'em.

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG where was this joke two years ago when either of these dudes mattered? Oh yeah, it was on teh MTV Music Video Awards.
Snap!

― Huck, Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Fall 2003 = "two years ago"

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I t had to be at leasat Fall 2002, since I didn't have TV in Fall 2003.
I was just horsing around anyway. Isn't the director of SoR Mike White?

― Huck, Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's the screenwriter.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he directed it too. The guy from Chuck & Buck. Whatever. I still say Jack Balck vs. Mike White sounds waaay better. More assonance.

― Huck, Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Cilla Black could kick the shit out of Jack White. Meh.

― Timofey Pnin (Feynman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo Huck, Richard Linklater directed School of Rock, creepy Mike White wrote it.

Jack Black vs. Meg White p0rn ha ha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 April 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The winner is the long-term Viz character Jack Black.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 April 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

jack white, easy. that cat from the von bondies got SONNED. i didnt know a face could get that puffy. in addition, jack black has one of the most eminently punchable faces on the planet, getting that thing within range of white's pythons would be like dumping chum into a shark tank

― Clubber Langston (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 8 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Clint Black vs. Barry White
Meet Joe Black vs. Great White Hype
Black People vs. White People
P!nk vs Lorne Greene
Blue Thunder vs Green Lantern
Blue Cheese vs Red Pepper

(oh yeah, I did know that it was Linklater, I just forgot because I actually enjoyed SofR!)

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

we got to stop this jack on black violence.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Tripper vs. Jack Benny

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Black is feces.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Thanks to Celebrity Deathmatch, we now have an answer to this question: Jack White.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Friday, 18 August 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

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