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i have been dreaming to be a music critic my whole life and want to be in yr zine. i am 20 years old, and from columbus O.H. my name is karl and i am very jaded and snarky. i also attend oberlin college and major in american studies. chuck eddy and xgau i am begging you to please give me this chance, i will do almost anything. i will send you my review of franz ferdinand if you will give me an address. you can email me at heavymetalwriter82@xxxxxxx.com. i have also appeared in the oberlin review, and i just submitted samples to pitchfork.i also use to spin, and have made incredible mix tapes.
Thankyou so much, and please, please contact me back.

― Karl, Friday, 9 April 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

if this is a parody of the googlers then it's brilliant.

― Al (sitcom), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

looking at the subject line I guess it pretty obviously is. duh.

― Al (sitcom), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

At least he remember to log out this time.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny because it's not

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no wait it's just not

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry i've been writing blurbs for jam bands all night and i'm a little testy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's ip is it strongo? Out the fucknut.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh it's a tricky one, that IP

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(i.e. it dont say)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and now i go to sleep, with visions of bad jazz rock rap combos floating in my head

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone buy me a pony.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

my name is karl and i am very jaded and snarky.

Awesome.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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