Witty Responces For Morons

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My given name is Liam Gallagher right, and through my whole life my people have always asked me, "Is your name, REALLY, Liam Gallagher, Like from Oasis?"
as we all know Liam Gallagher is a shit faced moron who havve put out shitty single after shitty single since before the dawn of time and after 15 years i'm getting really sick of these people who can't belive two people have the same name.
So i turn to you ILX. I need somthing really offencive to tell these people'.

― Liam Gallagher, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This reminds me of the great Mike Judge movie "Office Space" where one of the main characters names is Michael Bolton. At one point someone asks him, "Why don't you change your name?" And he responds, "Why?! HE'S the asshole, not me."

― Mark M, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tardfest.com/open/moran.jpg

― Famous Athlete, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this as "Witty Responses for Momus"

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I did too.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Incidentally this is a thread by CRW.

― This post gets deleted if I print his full name, but you know who it is., Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you say his real name you defeat him. He's like Rumpelstiltskin.

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I did Sym but Sean Carruthers defeated me.

Anyway CRW you're boring and yawnsome. Fack off.

― Poldy, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not actually who you think, which is why the post was deep-sixed. Sure, it's a pretty dumb post, but it's someone else this time.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You certain? Ok. My bad.

I'm usually able to tell him from miles off.

― Poldy, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretty sure from all the evidence I could see. Best not to poke at him in the meantime.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel you, man. I have to travel for work and everytime I show up for a reservation the look of utter dissapointment I receive from hotel and restaurant staff is rather disheartening.

― Will (will), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no sympathy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Mort Drucker (i think, either him or a colleague of his) to thread!

― Huck, Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Al Jaffee! Mort Drucker was the movie caricature Mad man.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Is your name, REALLY, Liam Gallagher, Like from Oasis?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This reminds me of the hilarious NME Thrills column titled "Not the Gloria Estefan."

― JoB (JoB), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, it was " Not the Frank Zappa." There was also one about lookalikes which was called "Aren't you that Gloria Estefan?"

― JoB (JoB), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

BUMP

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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