Speaking of allmusic reviewers who suck, David M Childers needs to shut up.

"The worst example of Semisonic's sensual downfall is the song "Completely Pleased." Not only is the song musically inferior to the majority of the other tracks, lyrics like "I wanted to see you come/come, Completely Pleased" are a little more than anybody needs to hear. Most of the album's lyrics are just as revealing as "Completely Pleased," just not quite as revolting."

I'm not a Semisonic fan, but this guy has serious issues if he thinks that's "revolting"...

Oh and "muscially inferior". Thanks. That REALLY tells me a lot about the track, now I know EXACTLY why it's not as good as the others.