which is better

Southern.

atlanta in the house biches!

NYC

last week i bought this cuabn cigar at a liquor store in chicago. i won't say where, cuz it's a federal crime and all. god, it was sooooo tasty. smooth. nothing like i've ever had before. so tonight i was in the same neighborhood. again, i won't say where, cuz jeb bush and his younger brother would totally kill me. i bought another couple for me and this friend of my wife who is moving out of town. on the way home i smoked mine, and initially it was tasty. but after a while, it wasn't so good. in fact, now i'm kinda sick. i blame the cigar. i heard that sometimes when they make cigars, they'll take a tobacco leaf and wipe there behinds with it before rolling it into their product. my fingers kinda smell like ass now, and i'm wonderin'...is this why i feel sick? full disclosure: i drank *a lot*.

dude, it's a good thing you didn't have a corona with that cigar. they PEE in that, i hear!!!!

Both crap, but NYC of course.