Pop Stars who look like they would make a really nice wife and probably do the cooking and ironing as well...

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I'm hedging my bets on Nadine from Girls Aloud. I get the impression Kate Bush might be like this though, she's become a houemum, right?

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dido

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

/yeah, but she'd be dull at everything else. Know what I mean?

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHA HE MEANS SEX, HUH HUH!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

are popstars only ever female?

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

CRW, my Dad's funnier than you. A lot funnier.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Young then

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Will Young's too much of a loose cannon. Haven't you seen the video to "Leave Right Now"?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

thought he was only 'acting' in that

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Rachel Stevens?

― GoddamnHo (GoddamnHo), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

David Fucking Gray to thread.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Do these pop stars have to be alive? If not, I'm saying Kirsty MacColl.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh oh, Rachel Stevens - she can cook for me anytime!

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Hope you like Pot Noodle!

― Buster (mokey), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Do your own damn cooking and ironing, you lazy bastard!!

― womynkind, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

kylie?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Queen Latifah

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't Sarah Cracknell preggers a while back? Maybe her.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jessica Simpson?

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sara Harmer, definitely.

― largehearted boy (largeheartedboy), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet if you could get her to settle down Britney would be alright, she just needs housetrained.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*shoots self in head*

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear you swore you weren't coming back.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Patti Smith took good care of her "old man", if my memory of Please Kill Me serves me right.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah Harmer looks way too cracked out to be a good housewife.

― minolta (minolta), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

BUSTA RHYMES WOO-HAW GOT ALL YOUR COOKING AND IRONING IN CHECK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The surprising thing about these threads is how many people there are who are so unself-consciously willing to jump on board and answer the question as if it is either a) a good question or b) funny, and worth engaging with in some vaguely ironic fashion.

― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Matthew Cohen would make a fine wife.

― shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

thank you

― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

John Lydon

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian Eno

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark E. Smith *CRW declares self gay man w/bad taste in men/thread locks self*

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What did I miss?

P.S. Nadine from Girls Aloud still owns this thread.

― CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear Rachel of Slowdive has taken up this role nicely. and how!

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bet Bjork would find a way to perfectly ruin a simple plate of eggs. That said, a year with Grace Jones would be fun, and worth the rehab.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy Bell

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I say the whole of Sleater-Kinney?

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Murder

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I say the whole of Sleater-Kinney?

ha according to that thing in the rolling stone a few months ago, corin is a self-proclaimed housewife.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

housewives rule!

― The Rebukes of Hazard (mjt), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 07:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think John Lennon said that about 1978 or 9

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What happened to Rachel from Slowdive/Mojave3?

― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 08:13 (twenty-two years ago)

freddie mercury in "i want to break free"

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

quitney: revive some calum threads

-- acrobat, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:30 (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Brandy. She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

― The Deacon, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Beth Ditto, except she'd probably eat the iron

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

The ironing is delicious.

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

kate bush? cooking? yeah, right.

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

what's sonia echobelly up to these days?

― Alan, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Calum, count your blessings that the shit you're getting on ILM is relatively minor and you're not being banned.
Other places on the net (like the place where I spend most of my net time), you would get a far more righteous smackdown.

-- Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Friday, 14 March 2003 13:37 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

MP3 Bloggers who look like they would make a really nice wife and probably do the cooking and ironing as well

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

perpetuapineapple.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Amy Rigby of course.

― Jazzbo, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nicksfix.com/azrepub_may26_05.jpg

Sure, you'd have had to deal with all the orgies and excess blow in the '70s and '80s, but after that ...

― MC, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

KT Tunstall

― zeus, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Emma Roberts

― Heave Ho, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I bet if you could get her to settle down Britney would be alright, she just needs housetrained.
-- CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:38 (3 years ago) Link

― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, 7 July 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

I will take my chances with Harriet Wheeler.

― Saxby D. Elder, Saturday, 7 July 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Marissa Marchant

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 7 July 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Rihanna

― stephen, Saturday, 7 July 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Lisa Tucker

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 7 July 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Jamie Lynn Spears

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.topsynergy.com/images/famous/Claudia_Gonson_Main.jpg

― gman, Sunday, 8 July 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nucountry.com.au/images/artists/kristenhall_sugarland1.jpg

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 8 July 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ronan Keating

― I know, right?, Monday, 9 July 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

ronan tynan

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 July 2007 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ultra-pop.org/images/band/boy-g.jpg

― Geir Hongro, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Sienna_Miller_Biography.jpg

Not ideal by any stretch (pop stars have the exact qualities you would not want your housewife to have), but she is pleasant to look at.

― Jeb, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

not even a pop star, really.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

or at all.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

She was in a Duran Duran video.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

Eye candy goes a long way.

― Jeb, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

she is a bit of a skank.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Skanks > actually attractive women

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Skank? Yeah, hence my reservation.

― Jeb, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cha0059l.jpg

You gotta laugh, right?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

Although, of all the Calum-bump threads, why this one has lived on to the following week I have no idea.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh she's "actually attractive", just kind of skanky.

sienna > paris

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

Lydia Lunch
Danielle Dax
Drummer from Babes in Toyland.

― DavidM, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

This is a thread.

― Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Friday, 4 October 2013 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ultra-pop.org/images/band/boy-g.jpg

― Geir Hongro, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:05 (6 years ago)

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 4 October 2013 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

the "good old days"

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 October 2013 02:15 (thirteen years ago)

C-Murder
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― call all destroyer, Friday, 4 October 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

C-Man left here and got pretty busy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell

― scott seward, Friday, 4 October 2013 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

Ethan and I were...marvelling at that photo.

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I remember about 7 years ago or so, he emailed me to try to get support for removing his posts off here.

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