"Proven" By Science

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Okay, besides getting a witty vivesection by Tanya, how does a dim-witted nose-miner like myself know what Albums are PROVEN BY SCIENCE to suck bowling balls through drinking straws? What is the exact "SCIENTIFIC" formulae do you use to "prove" something reeks worse than a Vanilla Ice cover version of a Celine Dion cover version of the Greatest Hits of the Village People?

― Lord Custos, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You really don't have to concern yourself with this, that's what music critics are for. The government too.

― dleone, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scan the album credits, if there's 'stylist', 'spiritual adviser', or record company guru mentioned (cf. Whitney Houston), then don't step in it.

― dave q, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That Vanilla Ice thing sounds bus.

― Ally, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, the Strokes have a guru.

― brains, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vanilla Ice and Celine Dion duetting on "Macho Man". If that ever happened, it would be the greatest song ever, wouldn't it?

― EdwardO, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If the group really sucks ass in every way, singing, playing, songwriting, lyrics, they can still cop the plea that "that's the point". If the group is a complete ripoff, they can claim to be proud of it, heavily influenced and doing what they love. If there is nothing technically wrong with the group, but you simply despise the sound, you may one day change your mind.

― Nude Spock, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fischerspooner have stylists, make-up artists, hairdressers, choreographers and probably an ice cream factory. They're still great. Although actually they're great despite the fact that they're a highly constructed amateur dramatics group....

Anyway, the easy way to Prove It By Science is to listen to me, for I am always right. Except when I'm wrong. But then, I wouldn't admit it anyway, so you'd never know...

― emil.y, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vanilla Ice and Celine Dion duetting on "Macho Man". If that ever happened, it would be the greatest song ever, wouldn't it?

Uh, no...it wouldn't.

But if MC Hammer and LeeAnn Rimes got together to sing "In the Navy" that would be...no...no...to be Honest that would suck too...

― Lord Custos, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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