I'm never gonna dance again...

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guilty feet have got no rhythm

― Snarky Folumes, Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

though it's easy to pretend
I don't look like a reptile with this crap new plastic surgery

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

shoulda known better than to cheat a friend
whose subsequent solo album became the stuff of comic legend

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm never gonna dance again
Lost my legs and both of my penises

― uh, Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

so I'm never gonna 'dance' again
in a public toilet in Los Angeles

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

This song was by us (featuring me)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: locking this thread now and letting it stay perfect or watching it go on 'til the end of time

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oooooh-waaah wah-wah-wah waaaah...oooooh-waaah wah-wah-wah waahhh...

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

so now i'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
cause if this is ruined by another 300 posts
i don't think that I can really survive

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Would anyone miss the saxophone if it stopped existing? Really?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean as of 2004? So nobody else is allowed to play it from now on, but I get to keep my Trane albums, right?

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean the abolition of all saxophone anywhere ever.

Except Go 2, and anything by Madness up to but not including Mad Not Mad.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sullistudios.com/claren1.jpg
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.audiogalaxy.com/articles/images/BSS2.jpg
"You wouldn't like me when I'm alive"

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Kill that bastard NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Saxes are fine. However, there are many saxophonists -- usually playing at some downtown hotel bar -- who insist on writing songs or making albums with this title:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd100/d134/d134746lq4o.jpg

These people we shoot on sight.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That cover is sooo 1991.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and another AMG review that bags the album unrelentingly but gives it four stars.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember VH1 creaming all over this thing when it came out ("featuring Dave Stewart!" Uh, so?). Wonder if they'll make room for their early love of fuzak when when they get around to "I Love the '90s."

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 25 April 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I played an acoustic cover of this in the park the other day to a girl. I was about to make out with her, but then her boyfriend came along. So I figured, "I am SO recording it and releasing it as a single".

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Sunday, 25 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

About a week ago, I was in a situation where I was forced to listen to Mr. Michael's "Freedom". I was truly shocked at just how excruciatingly irritating it was, far worse than I remembered it. Makes "Careless Whisper" seem fabulous by comparison.

Can't figure out why that Dulfer album looks familiar. It's probably in a lot of cut-out vinyl bins.

― bimble (bimble), Sunday, 25 April 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I *like* "Freedom," thank you very little, though "Careless Whisper" is inarguably better. As far as blue-eyed soul goes, you could do a helluva lot worse than George Michael.

― Verbal (Verbal), Sunday, 25 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

But... fresh dog poo can't sing...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Real clever.

Man, I feel like Ally. ILM ain't what it used to be.

― Verbal (Verbal), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair does, you are talking up George Michael. :)

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You know what I think I have it wrong. The song I found so irritating was actually a Wham! song I believe, where it goes "I don't want your FREE-DOM" and "such and such just brings me down"... Yeah, that's the one. I would have loved to take that record off a turntable and snap it right over my knee.

― bimble (bimble), Sunday, 25 April 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Candy Dulfer was hot but i remember the 'Saxuality' single and oh god how terrible, as if the title was not enough of an indication that this would be the case. the follow ups 'Sax In The City', 'I Wanna Sax You Up', 'Sax On The Beach - Whoda Funk It?' and 'Charge Of The Turbo Nutter Bastards On Crack Like Back In '87, Sax' were equally dud.

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Candy Dulfer kicked ass as Prince's saxophonist at the concert I saw last week.

IF MY BEST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THAN HOW CAN IT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR TWO?!?!?!?! I CAN'T WORK ANY HARDER THAN I DO!!!! I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT I LOVE YOU!!!!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone ever made an album called "Anal Sax"?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

photoshoppers, go wild

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Careless Whisper is a guilty pleasure song of mine.

it would make women moist if moisture were moist towelettes discussing capitalism inside the womb. until I turned into a real audio file and got caught in net congestion.

― face, Sunday, 25 April 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone ever made an album called "Anal Sax"?

It's on Rough Guide.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 25 April 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

In the same series as Fellatioboe

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 25 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, if guilty feet have got no rhythm, does that mean Jacko's innocent?

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 25 April 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Clariningus! Acker Bilk'd have a field day.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on, if guilty feet have got no rhythm, does that mean Jacko's innocent?

Er, no.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 April 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess for a couple years at the Capitol Theater in olympia they would have a halloween party where local musicians would do a few songs in costume as a different band or artist.

Calvin Johnson was George Michael.

― Kevin Erickson, Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Please explain to me why Wham are not awesome. You can't? Oh, how shocking.

― J (Jay), Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I can enjoy them on a nostalgic level.

We just got that cd in at work, too. I laughed when I saw it.

― uh, Sunday, 25 April 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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