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In number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day
But he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Say's he's on a chore to start
The Third World War

Somewhere down the road

In 110 they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the TV with the
Repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty 'cos they're
All doing time

Somewhere down the road

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson
And he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar
And a serial killer

Somewhere down the road

Oh they want to knock us down
'Cos they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting
When the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know
It's hard to survive
So you'd better come prepared
'Cos they won't take us alive

Somewhere down the road

You have a point, Donna.

Somewhere Down The Road
(Wayne Kirkpatrick/Amy Grant)

So much pain and no good reason why
Cried until the tears run dry
And nothing else can make you understand
The one thing that you held so dear
Is slipping from your hand
And you say...

Why, why, why does it go this way
And why, why, why and all I can say is
Somewhere down the road
There'll be answers to the questions
Somewhere down the road
Though we cannot see it now
And somewhere down the road
You will find mighty arms reaching for you
And they will have the answers
At the end of the road, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Yesterday I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I climbed the highest wall
Now I see the learning never ends
And all I know to do is keep on walking
'Round the bend
Singing....

Why, why, why does it go this way
Why, why, why and all I can say is
Somewhere down the road
There'll be answers to the questions
Somewhere down the road
Though we cannot see it now
And somewhere down the road
You will find mighty arms reaching for you
And they will hold the answers
At the end of the road
Somewhere, somewhere down

Somewhere down the road
There'll be answers to the questions
Somewhere down the road
Though we cannot see it now
And somewhere down the road
You will find mighty arms reaching for you
And they will have the answers
At the end of the road
They will have the answers
At the end of the road, yeah

Somewhere down the road (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
Somewhere, somewhere, oh
Somewhere, somewhere
Somewhere down the road
Why, why, why
Mighty arms reaching
Down the road
Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere,
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
bum

Yuk.

There is this one. It's a .pdf so I can't paste the lyrics.

Also: http://sirius.admin.bton.ac.uk/backhander/sdtr.jpg for which no lyrics are available.

And: http://sirius.admin.bton.ac.uk/backhander/sdtr.jpg

Chin up, old son.

None could top this couplet:

"There is no bakelite fish slice, maureen
Can you make a toilet duck from pocheen"

Twenty years!

Twenty-four!

Twenty four?

Hours to go

Since 2000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehSzK4O8k3M