Jessica Simpson brutally fist-rapes Nick Lachey

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on the next Newlyweds.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd watch that.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

she really does seem like she'd be into fisting, doesn't she?

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, she waited until she was married, but now all bets are off.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Her hands must be so pampered and soft - they'd slide right in like buttaaaaaaaa.

PS Al, check your mail.

― LC, Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

was it you who sent me a 30% discount on Amazon for "Candyfreak: A Journey Through the Chocolate Underbelly of America"? oh wait, there it is, nevermind.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 1 May 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 August 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago)

i swear there was a context for this

― some dude, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:01 (eleven years ago)

"2004"

― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago)

Jessica Simpson brutally fist-rapes Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"

― some dude, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:03 (eleven years ago)

it was wild west days on ilx back then. the threads were rougher, and so were the parody threads.

― some dude, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago)

cool revive

― crüt, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago)

it's weird to see what ilx was like back in the 80s. we've come a long way.

― Treeship, Sunday, 25 August 2013 05:13 (eleven years ago)

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