Michael Jackson: My dear 'rubbers," always act crazy and be idiots..."

Acting on orders from Santa Barbara prosecutor Tom Sneddon, agents swooped on [a very weird and possibly perverted man's Michael Jackson cast-off garments collection last month taking two pairs of [underpants], photos and notes Jackson wrote to his "rubbers" – the name he gave to his young male friends.

There was also a "club kit" for Jackson's rubbers which lays out rules for living.

These include requiring members to be "idiots and act crazy at all times", be vegetarians who fast on Sundays and avoid drugs, watch two episodes of The Three Stooges a day, and know the Peter Pan story.